所属专辑:what.
歌手: Bo Burnham
时长: 04:23
Get on my level Madison[00:00:23]
Just picture a depressed onion cutting himself)[00:00:26]
I met a homeless man named Rich[00:00:41]
(he wasn't)[00:00:44]
Isn't that terrible[00:00:48]
I saw a flyer for a lost dog[00:00:49]
And the dog didn't have any legs[00:00:52]
I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating[00:00:54]
I saw a giraffe who had a short neck[00:01:00]
That was sad or a deer[00:01:02]
I saw an old man get hit by a train[00:01:04]
He didn't see it in the pouring rain[00:01:10]
He didn't hear me shout[00:01:15]
"look out for the train"[00:01:17]
Cause I didn't say anything[00:01:22]
(I just thought to myself 'ooh [00:01:29]
This is gonna be sad '[00:01:31]
And it was I'm a genius )[00:01:35]
I saw a man with only one eye in a 3D movie[00:01:46]
I saw a little boy drop his ice cream[00:01:55]
Cone directly on his mother's corpse[00:01:57]
I saw a kitten stuck in a tree [00:01:59]
Then the kitten jumped and he hung himself[00:02:02]
I saw a kid who had red hair[00:02:04]
I went to a store looking for something to buy[00:02:10]
But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy[00:02:15]
No wait this store sells mirrors[00:02:21]
See what I did there [00:02:25]
Let's rock [00:02:27]
No[00:02:28]
The world's so sad Madison[00:02:34]
Pain war genocide racism sexism[00:02:38]
But I gotta remember[00:02:45]
There's good things about it too[00:02:46]
Like the fact that none of[00:02:48]
That's happening to me (Score )[00:02:49]
Still though it's hard not to be sad about it[00:02:54]
How do y'all do it [00:02:57]
I've been telling you guys terribly[00:02:58]
Sad things this whole song [00:02:59]
You haven't been sad at all[00:03:01]
You've been happy no you've been laughing[00:03:02]
Thats it laughter it's the key to everything[00:03:05]
Its the way to solve all the sadness in the world[00:03:07]
I mean not for people that are actually sad [00:03:10]
But for the people like us[00:03:12]
Who have to f**king deal with them all the time[00:03:13]
Being a comedian isnt being an insensitive[00:03:16]
Prick capitalizing on the most animalistic[00:03:18]
Impulses of the public [00:03:20]
It's being a hero [00:03:21]
The world isn't sad The world's funny [00:03:24]
I get it now I'm a sociopath [00:03:27]
I saw an old man slip and fall[00:03:29]
What a f**king idiot[00:03:32]
I saw a woman at her daughters funeral[00:03:34]
Hahaha Classic comedy [00:03:36]
Everything that once was sad[00:03:38]
Is somehow funny now[00:03:41]
The Holocaust and 9/11 [00:03:43]
That shit's funny 24/7 cause tragedy[00:03:45]
Will be exclusively joked about[00:03:49]
Because my empathy is bumming me out[00:03:53]
Goodbye sadness [00:04:00]
Hello jokes[00:04:05]
Sad - Bo Burnham[00:04:09]