《Isle Thing》歌词

歌曲： Isle Thing

所属专辑：UHF

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 03:37

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Isle Thing - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]

Met this fine young thing at[00:00:17]

The local Circle K[00:00:19]

She made a date for a half past[00:00:20]

Eight and I said What the hey[00:00:22]

So I journeyed to her crib and[00:00:24]

I let myself inside[00:00:26]

That chick was slouched[00:00:28]

Down on the couch[00:00:29]

I think her brain was fried[00:00:30]

Couldn't figure it out she[00:00:32]

Wouldn't even look at me[00:00:34]

Then I saw her eyes she was[00:00:35]

Hypnotized cold glued to her TV[00:00:37]

Hey what's your problem baby[00:00:39]

Doll let's have a little fling[00:00:41]

She said Hey you fool now just be cool[00:00:43]

I'm watchin that Gilligan's Isle thing[00:00:45]

Isle thing isle thing[00:00:50]

Watchin all night musta been a marathon[00:01:03]

I was bummin those shows kept[00:01:06]

Comin here's what was going on[00:01:08]

These castaways were stranded[00:01:10]

On this island out at sea[00:01:12]

One of'em called Gilligan[00:01:14]

Said Let's name it after me[00:01:16]

He'd mess up every rescue[00:01:18]

Man that first mate was illin[00:01:19]

If I was one of those Castaways[00:01:22]

I think I'd probably kill'em[00:01:23]

Just about that time[00:01:25]

Telephone began to ring[00:01:27]

She said Just let it[00:01:29]

My machine'll get it[00:01:30]

We're watchin the Gilligan's Isle thing[00:01:31]

Isle thing[00:01:36]

She loves that Gilligan's Isle thing[00:01:39]

Isle thing please baby baby please[00:01:44]

I like the professor[00:01:49]

He always saved their butts[00:01:50]

He could build a nuclear reactor[00:01:52]

From a couple of coconuts[00:01:54]

She said That guy's a genius[00:01:56]

I shook my head and laughed[00:01:58]

I said If he's so fly they tell me[00:02:00]

Why he couldn't build a lousy raft[00:02:02]

And while we're on the subject[00:02:04]

I'll tell you one thing for sure[00:02:05]

Those homeboys brought an awful[00:02:08]

Lot for just a three hour tour[00:02:09]

Then her mom came in the room[00:02:11]

It was kind of embarrassing[00:02:13]

She said Hey you two[00:02:15]

I was once like you[00:02:16]

And I loved that Gilligan's Isle thing[00:02:17]

Isle thing she'd watch that[00:02:22]

Gilligan's Isle thing[00:02:26]

Please baby baby please[00:02:33]

Skipper's in a hammock[00:02:50]

He's looking kinda fat[00:02:52]

He'd throw a fit and then he'd[00:02:54]

Hit old Gilligan with his hat[00:02:56]

Mrs Hal got it going on[00:02:58]

But Mr Hal was meaner[00:02:59]

Ginger and Mary Anne could've[00:03:01]

Used some funky cold medina[00:03:03]

I was really digging this show[00:03:05]

I didn't know what to do[00:03:07]

It kinda looked like I was hooked[00:03:09]

Now I'm an addict too[00:03:11]

I know each episode by heart[00:03:13]

Now I'm the rerun king[00:03:15]

And on every date we both stay up late[00:03:17]

And we watch the Gilligan's Isle thing[00:03:19]

Isle thing hasta la vista little buddy[00:03:24]

Gilligan's Isle thing[00:03:32]