《I’ll Sue Ya》歌词

歌曲： I’ll Sue Ya

所属专辑：The Essential Weird Al Yankovic

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 03:51

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I'll Sue Ya - WeirdAl Yankovic[00:00:02]

I sued Taco Bell[00:00:26]

'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas[00:00:28]

And I got fat [00:00:30]

I sued Panasonic[00:00:31]

They never said I shouldn't use their microwave[00:00:32]

To dry off my cat[00:00:35]

Huh I sued Earthlink[00:00:37]

'Cause I called them up[00:00:38]

N' they had the nerve to put me on hold[00:00:40]

I sued Starbucks[00:00:42]

'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap[00:00:44]

And brrr it was cold [00:00:46]

I sued Toys'R'Us[00:00:48]

'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball[00:00:49]

And nearly choked to death[00:00:51]

Ugh I sued PetCo[00:00:53]

'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter[00:00:54]

And now I got bad breath [00:00:57]

I sued Coca-Cola yo[00:00:58]

'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle[00:01:00]

And it got stuck [00:01:02]

I sued Delta Airlines[00:01:04]

'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey[00:01:05]

I went there and it sucked [00:01:08]

Yeah [00:01:10]

If you stand me up on a date[00:01:12]

If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late[00:01:16]

I'm gonna sue sue[00:01:20]

Yes I'm gonna sue[00:01:22]

Sue sue yeah that's what I'm gonna do[00:01:23]

I'm gonna sue sue[00:01:25]

Yes I'm gonna sue[00:01:26]

Sue sue yeah I might even sue you [00:01:29]

Ugh [00:01:31]

I sued Duracell[00:01:44]

They never told me not to shove that double-A[00:01:46]

Right up my nose[00:01:48]

I sued Home Depot[00:01:49]

'Cause they sold me a hammer[00:01:51]

Which they knew I might drop on my toes[00:01:53]

I sued Dell Computers[00:01:55]

'Cause I took a bath with my laptop[00:01:57]

Now it doesn't work[00:01:59]

I sued Fruit of the Loom[00:02:00]

'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head[00:02:02]

I look like a jerk[00:02:04]

I sued Verizon[00:02:06]

'Cause I get all depressed[00:02:07]

Any time my cell phone is roaming[00:02:09]

I sued Colorado[00:02:11]

'Cause you know I think it looks a little bit too much[00:02:13]

Like Wyoming[00:02:15]

I sued Neiman Marcus[00:02:16]

'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations[00:02:18]

Way out of season[00:02:20]

I sued Ben Affleck[00:02:22]

Aw do I even need a reason [00:02:25]

Ugh [00:02:28]

If I sprain my ankle[00:02:29]

While I'm robbing your place[00:02:31]

If I hurt my knuckles[00:02:35]

When I punch you in the face[00:02:37]

I'm gonna sue sue[00:02:38]

Yes I'm gonna sue[00:02:40]

Sue sue yeah that's what I'm gonna do[00:02:41]

I'm gonna sue sue[00:02:44]

Yes I'm gonna sue[00:02:45]

Sue sue that's right I'm gonna sue you[00:02:47]

Ugh [00:02:52]

Ugh [00:02:54]

Ugh [00:02:56]

I'll sue ya [00:03:06]

I'll take all of your money[00:03:07]

I'll sue ya [00:03:08]

If you even look at me funny[00:03:09]

I'll sue ya [00:03:11]

I'll take all of your money[00:03:12]

I'll sue ya [00:03:14]

If you even look at me funny[00:03:15]

I'll sue ya [00:03:16]

I'll take all of your money[00:03:17]

I'll sue ya [00:03:19]

If you even look at me funny[00:03:20]

I'll sue ya [00:03:22]

I'll take all of your money[00:03:23]

I'll sue ya [00:03:24]

If you even look at me funny[00:03:25]

I'll sue ya [00:03:27]

Ha-ha ha ha-haa[00:03:28]

I'll sue ya [00:03:30]

What'chall think of that [00:03:31]

I'll sue ya [00:03:32]

Ha-ha ha ha-haa[00:03:33]

Boo ya [00:03:35]

I'll sue ya [00:03:37]

Ugh[00:03:38]