《You Need An Analyst(Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： You Need An Analyst(Album Version)

所属专辑：Allan In Wonderland (US Release)

歌手： Allan Sherman

时长： 03:24

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You Need An Analyst (Album Version) - Allan Sherman[00:00:00]

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If you're always stealing goodies[00:00:11]

如果你总是忍不住[00:00:13]

From a big department store[00:00:13]

要从百货商场偷东西吃[00:00:15]

You need an analyst a psychoanalyst[00:00:15]

你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师[00:00:19]

If your pocket's full of little things[00:00:19]

如果你的口装满了小东西[00:00:21]

You've never owned before[00:00:21]

你以前从未拥有过的东西[00:00:22]

You need an analyst a psychoanalyst[00:00:22]

你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师[00:00:26]

If somebody says[00:00:26]

如果有人说[00:00:27]

"Good Morning" and politely tips his hat[00:00:27]

早上好 然后礼貌地翻过帽子[00:00:29]

And you frown and say[00:00:29]

你却皱眉说[00:00:31]

"I wonder what he really meant by that"[00:00:31]

我真想知道他这是什么意思[00:00:33]

If you're walking down the sidewalk[00:00:33]

如果你走在人行道上[00:00:35]

And you won't step on a crack[00:00:35]

并不会踩到地上的坑[00:00:36]

You're afraid if you step on a crack[00:00:36]

但你却害怕会踩到坑[00:00:39]

You'll break your mother's back[00:00:39]

导致摔倒伤了你的腰[00:00:40]

If you're at the philharmonic[00:00:40]

如果你在听交响乐队演奏[00:00:42]

And you start to do the twist[00:00:42]

却开始跳起了扭摆舞[00:00:44]

You need an analyst a psychoanalyst[00:00:44]

你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师[00:00:48]

You need an analyst you need an analyst[00:00:48]

你需要咨询分析师 你需要分析师[00:00:52]

We really must insist that you see an analyst[00:00:52]

我们强烈建议你咨询分析师[00:00:55]

If you're freezing[00:00:55]

如果你因为假象的疾病[00:00:56]

Or you're sweating from imaginary ills[00:00:56]

感到寒冷彻骨或大汗淋漓[00:00:59]

You need an analyst a psychoanalyst[00:00:59]

你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师[00:01:02]

If it takes an IBM machine to classify your pills[00:01:02]

如果需要IBM机器才能把药分类[00:01:06]

You need an analyst a psychoanalyst[00:01:06]

你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师[00:01:10]

If you tiptoe into bed[00:01:10]

如果你踮着脚走上床[00:01:11]

And you're as quiet as a mouse[00:01:11]

你和老鼠一样安静[00:01:13]

But the bed you tiptoe into is in someone else's house[00:01:13]

但你踮脚走上的却是别人家的床[00:01:17]

If you have a brand new raincoat[00:01:17]

如果你有一件新雨衣[00:01:19]

And of it you're very fond[00:01:19]

你非常喜欢[00:01:21]

In fact [00:01:21]

事实上[00:01:21]

You'd rather be alone with it than with a blond[00:01:21]

比起金发美女 你更喜欢和雨伞待在一起[00:01:24]

If you wear your wristwatch on your feet[00:01:24]

如果你在脚上戴腕表[00:01:26]

And stockings on your wrist[00:01:26]

在手腕上穿丝袜[00:01:28]

You need an analyst a psychoanalyst[00:01:28]

你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师[00:01:32]

You need an analyst you need an analyst[00:01:32]

你需要咨询分析师 你需要分析师[00:01:36]

We really must insist that you see an analyst[00:01:36]

我们强烈建议你咨询分析师[00:01:39]

If you're always tearing paper into teeny weeny bits[00:01:39]

如果你总是把纸撕成零碎的小片[00:01:43]

You need an analyst a psychoanalyst[00:01:43]

你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师[00:01:47]

If you've got a secret closet full of pomegranate pits[00:01:47]

如果你有一个秘密衣柜 里面装满了石榴核[00:01:50]

You need an analyst a psychoanalyst[00:01:50]

你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师[00:01:54]

If they ask you[00:01:54]

如果人们问你[00:01:55]

What your name is and you answer Bonaparte[00:01:55]

你叫什名字 你却回答波拿巴[00:01:58]

If you dig those daffy doodles[00:01:58]

如果你喜欢疯狂涂鸦[00:02:00]

That are known as modern art[00:02:00]

被称作现代艺术的疯狂涂鸦[00:02:01]

If you're walking down the street[00:02:01]

如果你走在街上[00:02:03]

And then you stop to tie your shoes[00:02:03]

然后停下系鞋带[00:02:05]

And you tie them to each other[00:02:05]

你一边把两只鞋系在了一起[00:02:07]

As you hum Saint Louis blues[00:02:07]

一边哼着圣路易斯蓝调[00:02:09]

Or if you're forty-six years old[00:02:09]

或者 你四十六岁了[00:02:11]

And never have been kissed[00:02:11]

却从未被人吻过[00:02:13]

Go kiss an analyst a psychoanalyst[00:02:13]

去吻分析师 吻心理分析师吧[00:02:17]

Go kiss an analyst go kiss an analyst[00:02:17]

去吻分析师 去吻分析师吧[00:02:20]

We really must insist that you kiss an analyst[00:02:20]

我们强烈建议你去吻分析师[00:02:29]

If you're always having arguments[00:02:29]

如果你们总是争吵[00:02:31]

When no one else is there[00:02:31]

没有人的时候也和自己争吵[00:02:33]

You need an analyst a psychoanalyst[00:02:33]

你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师[00:02:36]

And whenever you are angry if you kick your teddy bear[00:02:36]

每当你生气时 你就去踢泰迪熊[00:02:40]

You need an analyst a psychoanalyst[00:02:40]

你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师[00:02:44]

If you dream you've got a purple dragon[00:02:44]

如果你梦到自己有一只紫色的龙[00:02:46]

Next to you in bed[00:02:46]

它就在床上躺在你的旁边[00:02:47]

And you wake up[00:02:47]

等你醒来后[00:02:48]

And your dragon isn't purple it is red[00:02:48]

你发现你的龙并不是紫色 而是红色[00:02:51]

If you eat those little prizes[00:02:51]

如果你吃掉了那些小奖品[00:02:53]

And you save the crackerjacks[00:02:53]

但留下了爆米花[00:02:55]

If you really think[00:02:55]

如果你真的认为[00:02:56]

They're ever gonna cut the income tax[00:02:56]

他们会削减收入所得税[00:02:59]

You need an analyst[00:02:59]

你需要去咨询分析师[00:03:03]

You need I need[00:03:03]

你需要 我需要[00:03:04]

He needs we need[00:03:04]

他需要 我们都需要[00:03:06]

Everybody needs an analyst[00:03:06]

大家都需要去咨询分析师[00:03:11]