《The Lonesome Kicker(Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： The Lonesome Kicker(Album Version)

所属专辑：What’s Your Name? (Explicit)

歌手： Adam Sandler

时长： 05:56

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Me I'm the Lonesome Kicker[00:00:17]

Extra points field goals at your service[00:00:24]

One might think it comes with glory[00:00:31]

You might think different after you listen to my story[00:00:38]

My helmet is equipped with a tiny face mask[00:00:47]

What it possibly could protect I do not know[00:00:54]

The other guys on the team[00:01:01]

Like to make fun of my little shoulder pads[00:01:03]

And also like to hide the special shoe[00:01:09]

I need to kick in the snow[00:01:12]

People think it's so easy[00:01:17]

To kick a field goal from the 30 yard line[00:01:19]

They forget to add seven yards for the snap[00:01:24]

And 10 more 'cause the goal posts are pushed way back[00:01:27]

In 1974 the uprights were right on the goal line[00:01:32]

But some of the players were running into them[00:01:36]

And getting hurt[00:01:37]

So screw the kicker[00:01:39]

Who cares about the kicker [00:01:42]

But I kick that ball[00:01:47]

And I pray it goes straight[00:01:48]

If it does[00:01:50]

The coach says "Good job number 8"[00:01:52]

He doesn't even know my name is[00:01:54]

Andre Kristacovitchlalinski Jr [00:01:56]

But that's the life I live[00:02:01]

The Lonesome Kicker[00:02:05]

Kickoffs can be so very scary[00:02:14]

Especially if the returner breaks on through[00:02:21]

And I'm the only guy on the playing field left to tackle him[00:02:29]

I don't want to get hurt[00:02:36]

So I pretend to tie my shoe[00:02:38]

Once again I'm ignored by my teammates and all my coaches[00:02:44]

"Go back where you came from "[00:02:51]

Scream 70 000 fans[00:02:53]

Well I know I could win their love back[00:02:58]

By catching a winning touch-down[00:03:02]

But unfortunately I was born with these very small hands[00:03:06]

And I hope that the cameras don't come in too close[00:03:14]

'Cause they might see the tears in my eyes[00:03:17]

As I sit on this bench made of cold-hearted wood[00:03:21]

And the splinters go deep in my thighs[00:03:25]

And the towel boy snickers as he walks by[00:03:28]

The Lonesome Kicker[00:03:32]

Another blocked kick[00:03:38]

And everybody blames me[00:03:42]

But it was the Left Guard[00:03:46]

Who didn't pick up his man[00:03:48]

Oh why can't they see [00:03:51]

In my home country[00:04:07]

I could have been a minor league soccer player[00:04:09]

But I came to America[00:04:14]

Seeking fortune and seeking fame[00:04:17]

I didn't realize that if I shanked one[00:04:22]

And blew the point spread[00:04:25]

Some drunk guys would push me into their hibachi[00:04:29]

After the game[00:04:33]

So I go home at night[00:04:37]

'Cause I never get invited[00:04:39]

To go drinking with the other guys[00:04:40]

And I sit in my chair and I soak my foot[00:04:44]

As I eat a plate of cold french fries[00:04:48]

And my wife's out with her quote-unquote friend[00:04:51]

And my son can't look me in the eyes[00:04:56]

But that's the life I live[00:04:59]

The Lonesome Kicker[00:05:02]

Kicking for you[00:05:10]

They took my snow shoe[00:05:17]

They're going for two[00:05:25]