《CNR》歌词

歌曲： CNR

所属专辑：Internet Leaks EP

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 03:21

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Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man[00:00:17]

The kind of man you'd never disrespect[00:00:19]

He stood 8 foot tall wore glasses[00:00:22]

And he had a third nipple on the back of his neck[00:00:24]

He ate his own weight in coal[00:00:28]

And excreted diamonds every day[00:00:30]

He could throw you down a flight of stairs[00:00:34]

But you still would love him anyway[00:00:36]

Yeah you know you'd love him anyway[00:00:39]

Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France[00:00:53]

With two flat tires and a missin' chain[00:00:55]

He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry[00:00:58]

I'm tellin' you the man was insane[00:01:01]

He could rip out your beatin' heart[00:01:04]

And show it to you right before you died[00:01:06]

Every day he'd make the host of Match Game[00:01:10]

Give him a piggyback ride[00:01:12]

Yeah a two-hour piggyback ride[00:01:15]

Giddyup Gene [00:01:17]

Ninja warrior master of disguise[00:01:30]

He could melt your brain with his laser beam eyes[00:01:32]

Oh yeah[00:01:35]

Oh yeah[00:01:38]

He had his very own line at the DMV[00:01:41]

He made sweet sweet love to a manatee[00:01:43]

Oh yeah[00:01:46]

Oh yeah that was somethin' to see I tell ya[00:01:49]

Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings[00:01:52]

As a potent aphrodisiac[00:01:54]

He ran a four minute mile blindfolded[00:01:57]

With an engine block strapped to his back[00:02:00]

He could eat more frozen waffles[00:02:03]

Than any other man I know[00:02:06]

Once he fell off the Chrysler building[00:02:09]

And he barely even stubbed his toe[00:02:11]

Had a tiny little scratch on his toe[00:02:14]

Didn't even hurt[00:02:17]

Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion[00:02:29]

But he never ever told a soul[00:02:31]

I've seen the man unhinge his jaw[00:02:34]

And swallow a Volkswagen whole[00:02:36]

He'd bash your face in with a shovel[00:02:40]

If you didn't treat him like a star[00:02:42]

'Cause you can spit in the wind or tug on Superman's cape[00:02:45]

But Lord knows you just don't mess around with CNR[00:02:48]

No no no[00:02:56]

Talkin' bout CNR[00:03:01]

Ohh[00:03:08]