《What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?》歌词

歌曲： What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?

所属专辑：White Trash Christmas

歌手： Bob Rivers

时长： 03:06

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What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? - Bob Rivers (鲍伯·瑞福斯)[00:00:00]

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Yo yo[00:00:13]

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Jingle Bells Jingle Bells[00:00:14]

叮叮当，叮叮当[00:00:16]

Jingling all the way[00:00:16]

铃儿响叮铛[00:00:19]

Oh what fun it is to ride[00:00:19]

哦，从底特律一路驰骋到洛杉矶东部[00:00:21]

From Detroit to East LA[00:00:21]

如此畅快[00:00:24]

Is this a white Christmas Hell no my man[00:00:24]

这是否是白色圣诞，该死，不是[00:00:26]

I'm leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men[00:00:26]

我将鲜血洒在雪地，殴打着胖子[00:00:29]

You mean Santa that boy's a b**ch[00:00:29]

你是指圣诞老人，他太混蛋了[00:00:32]

He caught my mom Christmas cheating trying to give her kiss[00:00:32]

他拆穿妈妈在圣诞节的谎言，试图亲吻她[00:00:35]

For real he's no joke that guy don't play[00:00:35]

事实如此，他没开玩笑[00:00:37]

He tried to ride way more than a onehorsesleigh[00:00:37]

他试图驾驶着不止一匹马拉的雪橇[00:00:40]

Laughing all the way but he's not laughing today[00:00:40]

一路欢笑，但今天他不会笑[00:00:43]

Jingle more than his bells even the elves with pay[00:00:43]

铃铛作响，即使恶魔也退避三舍[00:00:45]

Come Chrismas eve old NICK'S a gonner[00:00:45]

他在平安夜前来，然后消失不见[00:00:48]

We'll be snacking on deer EATIN' Blitzen and Donor[00:00:48]

我们吃着鹿肉，把驯鹿Blitzen和Donor都吃掉[00:00:51]

Not a question of when not even a maybe[00:00:51]

别问何时，甚至也不要怀疑[00:00:53]

Have a drunk Mrs Clause saying Jingling Baby[00:00:53]

酒醉微醺，圣诞太太说着，精灵宝宝[00:00:56]

Give a new meaning to ho ho ho[00:00:56]

给电影圣诞奇遇记赋予新的含义[00:00:59]

Shake that a** girl bump your booty in the snow[00:00:59]

女孩，在雪地里尽情舞动身体[00:01:02]

So watch out Santa you jolly old troll[00:01:02]

小心圣诞老人，开心的白胡子老顽童[00:01:04]

We'll be stripping that sleigh and leave you the coal[00:01:04]

我们会挥动鞭子，为你留下木炭[00:01:07]

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells[00:01:07]

叮叮当，叮叮当[00:01:10]

Jingling all the way[00:01:10]

铃儿响叮铛[00:01:12]

Oh what fun it is to ride[00:01:12]

哦，开着老旧的雪佛兰[00:01:15]

In a drop top Chevrolet hey[00:01:15]

如此畅快，嘿[00:01:18]

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells[00:01:18]

叮叮当，叮叮当[00:01:20]

Jingling all the way[00:01:20]

铃儿响叮铛[00:01:23]

Oh what fun it is to ride[00:01:23]

哦，从底特律一路驰骋到洛杉矶东部[00:01:26]

From Detroit to East LA[00:01:26]

如此畅快[00:01:28]

Playing reindeer games hell[00:01:28]

乘着驯鹿玩游戏[00:01:30]

Yeah my friend[00:01:30]

耶，我的朋友[00:01:31]

Grab Rudolph's horns see how far they bend[00:01:31]

抓住鲁道夫的角，看它能弯到什么程度[00:01:33]

When his nose turns red his a** gets sent[00:01:33]

鼻子红彤彤，它一路飞奔向前[00:01:37]

Back out to the woods with[00:01:37]

和它的仙女朋友[00:01:38]

His faggy elf friend[00:01:38]

一起回到树林外[00:01:39]

Oh Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice[00:01:39]

哦，圣诞老人，不会将我列入乖小孩名单[00:01:42]

In fact could have me listed[00:01:42]

事实上[00:01:44]

As naughty twice[00:01:44]

他会再次将我列入淘气名单[00:01:45]

Not cuz of the fight or[00:01:45]

不是因为我争夺[00:01:46]

The Christmas gift hype[00:01:46]

圣诞礼物[00:01:47]

Because of all the nog[00:01:47]

只是因为我[00:01:49]

I left on his wife[00:01:49]

将所有的钉子留在他妻子身上[00:01:50]

It's time for old nick to move and retire[00:01:50]

圣诞老人是时候离开并隐退了[00:01:53]

Or we roast his nuts on a bigass fire[00:01:53]

否则，我们会让你疯掉[00:01:55]

Yes I'm that bad Yes[00:01:55]

是的，我是坏蛋，是的[00:01:57]

I'm that cruel[00:01:57]

我就是那么残忍[00:01:58]

I mean your a** is huge[00:01:58]

我是说，你太胖了[00:01:59]

Lose weight for real dude[00:01:59]

真的，减下肥吧，兄弟[00:02:01]

All the cookies and milk simply quite sick[00:02:01]

饼干和牛奶太腻了[00:02:03]

I mean when's the last time[00:02:03]

我是说，你最近一次欢愉[00:02:05]

You've seen your dick[00:02:05]

是什么时候[00:02:06]

I don't mean to throw a fit and[00:02:06]

我不是故意大发脾气[00:02:08]

I'm not one to b**ch[00:02:08]

我也不是那么邪恶[00:02:09]

But every year I get underwear socks and sh*t[00:02:09]

但每一年，我都得到些内衣袜子什么的[00:02:12]

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells[00:02:12]

叮叮当，叮叮当[00:02:14]

Jingling all the way[00:02:14]

铃儿响叮铛[00:02:17]

Oh what fun it is to ride[00:02:17]

哦，开着老旧的雪佛兰[00:02:20]

In a drop top Chevrolet hey[00:02:20]

如此畅快，嘿[00:02:22]

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells[00:02:22]

叮叮当，叮叮当[00:02:25]

Jingling all the way[00:02:25]

铃儿响叮铛[00:02:28]

Oh what fun it is to ride[00:02:28]

哦，从底特律一路驰骋到洛杉矶东部[00:02:31]

From Detroit to East LA[00:02:31]

如此畅快[00:02:36]

Yo[00:02:36]

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Jingle Bells Jingle Bells[00:02:36]

叮叮当，叮叮当[00:02:39]

Jingling all the way[00:02:39]

铃儿响叮铛[00:02:41]

Oh what fun it is to ride[00:02:41]

哦，开着老旧的雪佛兰[00:02:44]

In a drop top Chevrolet hey[00:02:44]

如此畅快，嘿[00:02:47]

Yo yo[00:02:47]

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Jingle Bells Jingle Bells[00:02:47]

叮叮当，叮叮当[00:02:49]

Jingling all the way[00:02:49]

铃儿响叮铛[00:02:52]

Oh what fun it is to ride[00:02:52]

哦，从底特律一路驰骋到洛杉矶东部[00:02:55]

From Detroit to East LA[00:02:55]

如此畅快[00:03:00]