《Live Blogging The Himel Family Bris》歌词

歌曲： Live Blogging The Himel Family Bris

所属专辑：My Mother’s Brisket & Other Love Songs

歌手： Rick Moranis

时长： 02:45

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Live Blogging The Himel Family Bris - Rick Moranis[00:00:00]

I'm live blogging Marky Himel's bris[00:00:12]

I just gave Marky Himel's Uncle Manny a kiss[00:00:15]

I'm posting I'm hosting I'm filing[00:00:18]

I'm sharing[00:00:20]

That Marky's Uncle Manny smells a lot like herring[00:00:21]

I'm live blogging the Himel family bris[00:00:24]

The mohel just avoided getting hit with Marky's piss[00:00:27]

There's laughter there's joy[00:00:30]

There's loving and caring[00:00:32]

How does this guy do it while everyone is staring[00:00:33]

I'm live blogging[00:00:36]

L'chaim blogging[00:00:39]

Wasn't Rashi just a blog[00:00:42]

The mohel is bandaging Marky Himel's hog[00:00:46]

I'm trying to grab a photo to put in on my blog[00:00:49]

I'm transferring a sound file of Marky Himel's screaming[00:00:52]

It's drowning out the sound of the chafing dishes steaming[00:00:55]

There's blintzes and bialys and cream cheese with chives[00:00:58]

The mohel's stuff is separate[00:01:01]

From the plastic forks and knives[00:01:02]

There's coffee and babka[00:01:04]

A frozen chocolate log[00:01:05]

I'm fressing with one hand so I can live blog[00:01:07]

I'm live blogging[00:01:10]

Hot diggity dogging[00:01:13]

Wasn't the Talmud just a blog[00:01:16]

I'm upstairs now and going through some drawers[00:01:19]

It looks like Michael Himel's[00:01:22]

Been stealing from the stores[00:01:24]

No wonder he paid cash[00:01:26]

For that monstrosity in Quogue[00:01:27]

I'm scanning all the evidence[00:01:29]

It's right there on my blog[00:01:30]

Look at these prescriptions[00:01:32]

The Himels are depressed[00:01:33]

No wonder Shelley Himel's in at least a 14 dress[00:01:35]

Not a single guest towel the whole place has a stink[00:01:38]

I'll send a thank you email[00:01:41]

With a Bed and Bath link[00:01:42]

I'm live blogging[00:01:44]

I'm blogging[00:01:47]

Wasn't the Mishna just a blog[00:01:50]

I'm live blogging a virtual addiction[00:01:59]

Most of it is true but more of it is fiction[00:02:02]

I'm aggregating permalinking tagging what I can[00:02:06]

I loaded up on pâté but I think it's really spam[00:02:09]

I'm live blogging the Himel family bris[00:02:13]

Their simchas have a record of being hit and miss[00:02:16]

I'll take a doggie bag[00:02:19]

Even though I've got no dog[00:02:21]

I got the recipe for Shelly's frozen chocolate log[00:02:22]

The recipe's available by clicking on my blog[00:02:26]

You can even taste the chocolate log[00:02:28]

By licking on my blog[00:02:30]

Be careful if your tongue winds up[00:02:32]

Sticking to my blog[00:02:33]

I'm live blogging[00:02:35]

L'chaim blogging[00:02:37]

Everybody blog[00:02:41]