《Friends S04E03 The One With The Cuffs》歌词

歌曲： Friends S04E03 The One With The Cuffs

所属专辑：老友记

歌手： 英语广播

时长： 22:24

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We are so in luck! 我们走运了 [00:00:03]

Treeger said we could have all this cool stuff! 房东说这些好东西都可以给我们 [00:00:05]

Wait right there. 等一下 [00:00:08]

Oh,no. I'm paddling away. 不行，我要划走了 [00:00:10]

Really? We got all this rusty crap for free? 真的？ 这些生锈的垃圾不要钱？ [00:00:16]

This and a bunch of bubble wrap. And some of it is not even popped. 还有一堆泡泡棉 有些完全没挤过 [00:00:21]

Could we be more white trash? 我们真是白人垃圾 [00:00:33]

The One with the Cuffs 本集播出：“爱的手铐” [00:00:37]

How desperate am l? 我真是绝望透了 [00:01:25]

Good thing Chandler's not here. He always wins at this game. 幸好钱德不在，谁也惨不过他 [00:01:27]

I just told my mom I'd cater her party. 我刚答应帮我妈的宴会办外烩 [00:01:31]

-How come? -I need the money. 为什么？ 因为我需要钱 [00:01:34]

It'd be a great way to get rid of that last smidgen of self-respect. 而且这样正好可以抛开 最后一丝自尊 [00:01:36]

I think this is a good thing. 别这样，这是好事啊 [00:01:41]

Mom wouldn't have hired you if you weren't good. 要不是觉得你行，妈不会找你 [00:01:43]

You don't have to stick up for her. She can't hear you. 你不必替她说话，她听不到 [00:01:47]

Do you have any juice? 你们有果汁吗？ [00:01:54]

Just pickle. 只有腌黄瓜汁 [00:01:55]

Funny story. I bumped into Joanna yesterday. 瑞秋，说来好笑 我昨天在路上遇见乔安娜 [00:01:58]

My boss,Joanna? That must have been awkward. 我的上司乔安娜？一定很尴尬 [00:02:03]

Actually,she asked me if I wanted a drink. 事实上她找我一起去喝酒 [00:02:06]

You didn't say yes to that, did you? 你没有答应吧？ [00:02:10]

没有 [00:02:14]

Hello,Rachel. 瑞秋 [00:02:17]

What is she doing here? 她在这里干什么？ [00:02:25]

Last time you went out with her you said she was a dud! 我不懂 你上次跟她约会时说她很无聊 [00:02:33]

I judged her too quickly. This time,we took it to the next level. 我太快下定论了 这次我们进展到下一个阶段 [00:02:37]

Last time I almost got fired. You must end it. You must end it now. 我上次差点被炒鱿鱼 你马上给我做个了结 [00:02:45]

It's not an everyday occurrence! 这可不是每天都有的事 [00:02:50]

Usually I'm in there by myself. 通常我都一个人睡 [00:02:52]

Promise. 答应我… [00:03:01]

-Rachel,aren't you running late? -No 瑞秋，你快迟到了吧？ 没有啊 [00:03:03]

-You are if you pick me up a bagel. -Okay. 有，你还要帮我买焙果 好 [00:03:05]

Promise you will end this now. 钱德，答应我跟她分手 [00:03:09]

-I promise. I'll end it. -Thank you. 好，我会跟她分手 谢谢 [00:03:13]

I hope you know what I'm giving up. 不过我的牺牲很大 [00:03:16]

She's not just the boss in your office. You know what I mean? 她可不只是你的上司，懂吗？ [00:03:18]

Sorry. I knew what he meant. 对不起，我懂 [00:03:27]

How's the hired help? 外烩大厨忙得怎样？ [00:03:34]

Doing great. Quiches are coming along. 很顺利，乳酪火腿馅饼快好了 [00:03:36]

What's this? Blue nail polish? 这是什么？蓝色指甲油？ [00:03:39]

I thought it was cute. 对，我觉得很好看 [00:03:42]

It's what your grandmother's hands looked like when we found her. 你奶奶死后指甲就是这个颜色 [00:03:44]

Let me ask you a question. 我问你一个问题 [00:03:50]

Why did you hire me? 你为什么找我？ [00:03:53]

Richard raved about the food at his party... 理查一直说他的派对餐点很棒 [00:03:55]

Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was nice. 后来我听说 那场同志婚礼的菜很好 [00:03:59]

I assume you didn't sleep with anyone there. 你应该没跟那些人上床吧 [00:04:03]

At least that would be something. 起码很特别 [00:04:06]

Oh,my God! Did you hear that? 天哪！你听到了吗？ [00:04:10]

She hired me because she thinks I'm good. 她是觉得我很行才找我 [00:04:13]

I didn't hear that. 我没听到这个 [00:04:18]

She didn't hire me out of pity. 她不是在可怜我 [00:04:21]

It wasn't so she could pick on me. She actually thinks I'm good. 不是想在朋友面前刁我 她是真的觉得我行 [00:04:23]

And hey,it's cool if you're a lesbian. 还有，如果你是同志就太酷了 [00:04:29]

Good afternoon. Are you the decision-maker of the house? 午安，你是这里的家长吗？ [00:04:47]

Do you currently own a set of encyclopedias? 你目前拥有一套百科全书吗？ [00:04:56]

Actually,I'm not buying. I'm selling. 我不是要买，我是要卖 [00:05:04]

Let me ask you one question. 我问你一个问题 [00:05:07]

Do your friends ever have a conversation... 你是否曾在朋友们聊天时 [00:05:09]

...and you just nod along, not sure what they're talking about? 只能跟着点头 却搞不懂他们在说什么？ [00:05:12]

I think he deserves a Nobel Prize. 我觉得他应该得诺贝尔奖 [00:05:28]

才怪 [00:05:31]

It was like the Algonquin kids' table. 很像阿尔冈京族小孩的桌子 [00:05:35]

Excuse me. I'm sorry. 抱歉，对不起 [00:05:41]

You haven't said anything for about two minutes. 你发了大约2分半钟的呆 [00:05:43]

Are you at all interested? 你到底有没有兴趣？ [00:05:46]

Come on in. 有…请进 [00:05:50]

-That's weird. -What? 怪了 什么？ [00:05:55]

Your nails. 你的假指甲 [00:05:56]

I meant,it's weird that you only have nine now. 我是说你现在只有九个指甲 [00:06:02]

Oh,my God! 天哪 [00:06:08]

Wait a minute. 等一下 [00:06:11]

I had them when I put 我之前要烤… [00:06:13]

Oh,my God! It's in the quiche! 天哪，在馅饼里面 [00:06:15]

-Oh,my God! -Okay,don't panic. 完了！ 好，不要慌 [00:06:18]

I'll go buy you a new set of nails. 我去帮你买一组新指甲 [00:06:20]

No one will know, and you'll look great! 没有人会知道，你还是很美 [00:06:22]

It's because they're going to eat That's the problem. 你是怕他们会吃到 [00:06:27]

Honey,don't bite your nails. 女儿，别咬指甲 [00:06:32]

Please don't freak out. 你别发飙 [00:06:37]

There's a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups. 不过某个馅饼里有一片假指甲 [00:06:40]

And there's no way to know which one. 而且无从找起 [00:06:43]

And whoever finds it wins the prize! 找到的人可以中大奖 [00:06:48]

I'm not freaking out. 我不会发飙 [00:06:53]

-Why are you laughing? -Now your father owes me $5. 你在笑什么？ 没事，你爸输我5块钱 [00:06:54]

You bet I'd lose a nail? 你赌我会掉指甲？ [00:06:59]

Don't be silly. I just bet that I'd need these. 别傻了 我只是赌我会用上这个 [00:07:00]

Frozen lasagnas? 冷冻千层面？ [00:07:04]

You bet that I'd screw up? 你赌我会搞砸？ [00:07:08]

All that stuff about how I was good 你还说什么我很行… [00:07:10]

No,that was all true. 不，那都是真的 [00:07:13]

This was just in case you "pulled a Monica." 这只是怕你搞摩妮卡飞机 [00:07:15]

You promised Dr. Weinberg you'd never use that phrase. 你答应心理医生不再这么说 [00:07:18]

Come on. Have a sense of humor. 拜托，有点幽默感嘛 [00:07:22]

You're never able to laugh at yourself. 你总是不懂得自嘲 [00:07:24]

That's right. 是啊 [00:07:27]

My mom has no faith in me! That's hilarious! 我妈对我没信心，好好笑喔 [00:07:29]

I don't get it. 哪里好笑？ [00:07:34]

No. I have faith. 不，我对你有信心 [00:07:37]

No. You have lasagnas! 不，你有的是千层面 [00:07:39]

The ruined quiches are ready! 毁掉的馅饼好了 [00:07:48]

-I really don't think we should be doing this. -Okay. 我们不该这么做 好 [00:07:59]

It just doesn't feel like we're breaking up. 这种感觉不像是分手 [00:08:06]

No,we are. I'm sad. 是分手啊，我好伤心喔 [00:08:10]

好吧 [00:08:14]

Can you wait till tomorrow? All right. 可以等到明天吗？好吧 [00:08:21]

Unbelievable! 真是帅呆了 [00:08:25]

Thanks. 谢谢 [00:08:28]

That was my boss. I have to go. 不是，我得去见我的老板 好 [00:08:30]

What are you doing? 你干什么？ [00:08:34]

-I'm getting dressed. -Why? 穿衣服 为什么？ [00:08:36]

When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage. 光着屁股走在路上会被扔东西 [00:08:38]

Wait. I want to show you something. 等一下，给你看个东西 [00:08:42]

What is it? 什么东西？ [00:08:45]

Just a little gag gift somebody gave me. 别人送的一个小道具 [00:08:47]

Put your hands together. 把手合在一起 [00:08:50]

You're not the boss of me. 你又不是我的老板 [00:08:53]

Yeah,you are. 你是 [00:08:57]

Saucy! 粉辣喔 [00:09:02]

I'll be back in two minutes. 我马上回来 [00:09:09]

You're going to leave me like this? 你要这样把我挂着？ [00:09:12]

Knowing you're here waiting for me. I think it's exciting,don't you? 知道你在等我 感觉很令人兴奋 [00:09:14]

If you don't come back soon... 好，但要是你不马上回来… [00:09:19]

...there's pretty much nothing I can do about it! 我也不能怎么样 [00:09:22]

Great. I'll keep it in my butt with your nose. 很好，我会把它帖在屁股上 [00:09:31]

That's weird. She locked the door. 奇怪，她把门锁上了 [00:09:41]

You know why? She's got the bonus list in there. 你知道为什么？ 里面有圣诞奖金名单 [00:09:43]

I saw her working on it today. 我早上看到她在打 [00:09:46]

Swear you won't tell. 好，你可别说出去 [00:09:49]

You want to see the list? 你想看名单吗？ 想 [00:09:54]

How are you? 你好吗？ [00:10:10]

Hello,Joanna 喂，乔安娜… [00:10:34]

office. …办公室 [00:10:38]

I'm sorry. I'll be a little longer. 对不起，我还要一阵子 [00:10:41]

-How little? -A couple hours. 多久？ 2个小时，我急死了 [00:10:44]

This isn't funny. Get back here now! 一点也不好玩，马上给我回来 [00:10:46]

-I can't! -Why not? 我没办法 为什么？ [00:10:49]

I'm in my boss' car. 我在我老板的车上 [00:10:50]

-What? -Tunnel! 什么？ 进隧道了 [00:10:52]

What? 怎样？ [00:11:12]

Rachel,could I see you for a moment? 瑞秋，你进来一下 [00:11:13]

Okay,here's the situation. 好，现在是这样 [00:11:23]

The keys to the cuffs are on the door. 手铐的钥匙挂在门上 [00:11:26]

Could you be a doll... 你能不能行行好 [00:11:28]

...and grab them and scoot on over here and unlock me? 拿了钥匙冲过来帮我解套？ [00:11:30]

And on a totally separate subject, that's a lovely pantsuit. 题外话：好漂亮的套装 [00:11:35]

You promised you would break up with her. 你答应要跟她分手的 [00:11:41]

I did break up with her! She just took it really,really well! 我跟她分手啦 只不过她分得很狂野 [00:11:44]

Jeopardizing my career never entered your mind? 你都没想过 这样会破坏我的事业？ [00:11:50]

It did enter my mind. 我想过啊 [00:11:54]

But then something happened that made it shoot right out. 但后来的事让这个念头飞了 [00:11:56]

You got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out. 你害自己被铐住，就自己脱困 [00:12:01]

I can't get myself right out of them. 不，我没办法自己脱困 [00:12:07]

You must have me confused with the "Amazing Chandler"! 你把我跟脱逃大师钱德搞混了 [00:12:09]

All right! This is it! 钱德！好，够了 [00:12:22]

Never see her again. 不准你再见她 [00:12:23]

Never! 永远 [00:12:25]

Give me back my Walkman! 把随身听还给我 我… [00:12:30]

I never borrowed it. 我没借过 [00:12:34]

Then I lost it. Buy me one! 那就是我弄丢了，买一台给我 [00:12:37]

Does it hurt? 会痛吗？ [00:12:45]

No,I always see guys do this when handcuffs are taken off. 我只是看别人都会哀一声 [00:12:46]

Hello,sweet pants! 亲爱的裤子 [00:12:53]

Wait! What will you tell Joanna? 慢着！你要怎么跟乔安娜说？ [00:12:56]

About what? 说什么？ [00:12:58]

She'll see you're gone and know I let you out,and I'll get fired! 她看你走了会知道是我放的 我会被解雇 [00:13:00]

I'll tell a lie! I'm good at lying! 我会撒谎，我最会撒谎了 [00:13:04]

I actually did borrow your Walkman! 我的确借了你的随身听 [00:13:07]

She'll know I have a key to her office. 行不通的，她会知道我有钥匙 [00:13:09]

I've got to lock you back up. 我得把你铐回去 [00:13:12]

I don't think so. 你别想 [00:13:15]

This is much better. 这样好多了 [00:13:28]

Here's somebody interesting. 这个人很有意思 [00:13:32]

What do you know about Van Gogh? 你对梵谷认识多少？ [00:13:35]

-He cut off his ear. -And? 他割掉自己的耳朵 还有呢？ [00:13:38]

I'm out. 没了 [00:13:41]

He painted that. 这是他画的 [00:13:43]

That's pretty nice. 不赖嘛 [00:13:46]

I thought he cut off his ear because he sucked. 我以为他是罚自己画不好 [00:13:48]

-What else you got in there? -Let's see.... 还有什么？ 我看看 [00:13:51]

-Where does the Pope live? -ln the woods. 教宗住在哪里？ 森林里 [00:13:54]

Wait,that's the joke answer. 等等，那是开玩笑的 [00:13:59]

Actually,it's Vatican City. 他住在梵蒂冈 [00:14:02]

Now,what do you know about vulcanized rubber? 你知道什么是硫化橡胶？ （另义保险套） [00:14:04]

Spock's birth control. 节育用品 [00:14:08]

You need these books. 你需要这套书 [00:14:12]

This used to be your room? 这里是你的旧房间？ [00:14:22]

You must have been in really good shape as a kid. 你小时候一定很健美 [00:14:24]

I'm such an idiot! 我真是个白痴 [00:14:30]

I can't believe I thought she could change. 我居然以为她会改变 [00:14:33]

Who cares what your mom thinks? 谁管你娘怎么想？ [00:14:36]

So you "pulled a Monica." 搞摩妮卡飞机又怎样 [00:14:39]

I'm glad that's catching on. 这句话还真流行 [00:14:42]

Why does that have to be a bad thing? Just change what it means. 谁说这一定要是坏话？ 去改变它的意义 [00:14:45]

Prove your mother wrong. 去证明你妈是错的 [00:14:49]

You finish the job,and we'll call that "pulling a Monica." 你把工作顺利完成 我们就管它叫搞摩妮卡飞机 [00:14:51]

What? 什么？ [00:14:55]

If a kid gets straight A's, his parents say,"You pulled a Monica." 小孩每一科都拿A， 父母会说 “你搞了摩妮卡飞机” [00:14:57]

A fireman saves a baby, and they go,"He pulled a Monica." 消防员救出一个宝宝 大家会说“他搞摩妮卡飞机” [00:15:04]

Someone hits a homer,and they say, "That one's out of here." 有人打全垒打，播报员会说 “这是一支红不让” [00:15:10]

Because some things don't change. 有些事是不会变的 [00:15:14]

All right. I'll go down there. 好，我要下楼去 [00:15:17]

I won't serve the lasagna. I'll serve what I make. 我不上千层面 我要上我做的菜 [00:15:20]

My breasts are really strong. 我的咪咪真有力 [00:15:32]

I have to get you locked back up. I'm so going to lose my job! 钱德，拜托，我得把你铐回去 我的饭碗快不保了 [00:15:42]

She's very private about her office! 她很在意办公室的隐私权 [00:15:47]

Now I know why! 我总算知道原因了 [00:15:50]

You're in trouble either way. 你不管怎样都有麻烦 [00:15:53]

If she sees me locked to this... 她看见我被铐在柜子上 [00:15:55]

...she'll know you were here. You might as well let me go. 就会知道你进来过 你还不如让我走 [00:15:57]

-I'll clean your bathroom for a month. -Still won't be clean. 我帮你洗浴室1个月 还是洗不干净 [00:16:03]

All I want is my freedom. 我只要我的自由 [00:16:08]

-Foot rubs for a month! -Freedom! 揉脚1个月 自由 [00:16:11]

Why won't you hear me! Sophie,help me! 你为什么不听 苏菲，救救我 [00:16:18]

Sophie,sit! 苏菲，坐下 [00:16:20]

自由 [00:16:22]

Would you just calm down?! 请你冷静好吗 [00:16:24]

I'm going to say this for the last time. 我再说最后一次 [00:16:33]

Would you please just 能不能请你… [00:16:36]

There's a lot I didn't know about vomit. 我对呕吐的了解还真少 [00:16:43]

In a minute. 等一下 [00:16:50]

So what do you say? 你觉得如何？ [00:16:53]

You get the whole set of encyclopedias for $1200. 1200元拥有整套百科全书 [00:16:54]

That works out to just 50 bucks a book. 平均一本才50元 [00:16:58]

$1200? 1200？ [00:17:01]

You think I have $1200? 你觉得我有1200吗？ [00:17:05]

I'm home during the day... 我大白天窝在家里 [00:17:08]

...and I got patio furniture in my living room. 还用凉椅洋伞当家具 [00:17:10]

There's a few things you don't get from book learning. 有些事是书上学不到的 [00:17:14]

Well,what can you swing? 你能凑出多少？ [00:17:18]

How about zero down and zero a month for a long,long time? 0头期款，月付0元如何？ [00:17:20]

You don't have anything? 你什么都没有？ [00:17:25]

You want to see what I got? 你想看我有什么？好 [00:17:28]

I got a baby Tootsie Roll... 我有一个巧克力棒 [00:17:31]

...a movie stub,keys,a Kleenex... 一张电影票根、钥匙、面纸 [00:17:34]

...a rock... 一块小石头 [00:17:40]

Okay,I get the picture. Thanks for your time. 好，我懂了，耽误你了 [00:17:44]

And a fifty. 和一张50元 [00:17:49]

These must be Chandler's pants. 这一定是钱德的裤子 [00:17:51]

For $50 you can get one book. 50元可以买一本 [00:17:54]

What will it be? A? B? C? 你要哪一本？A？B？C？ [00:17:56]

I'll stick with the V. 我还是买V好了 [00:17:59]

I want to see how this bad boy turns out. 我想看看结局如何 [00:18:01]

I will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts! 我帮你买和包圣诞礼物 [00:18:07]

I'll squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning! 我每天早上帮你榨柳橙汁 [00:18:13]

-With extra pulp? -Yeah. 有果肉？ 有 [00:18:16]

不要 [00:18:18]

I've got it! 我知道了 [00:18:23]

You don't have it. 你才不知道 [00:18:25]

I have so got it! 我完全知道了 [00:18:27]

There will be rumors about this. No way to stop it. 这件事会传出去，挡也挡不住 [00:18:30]

Sophie,Monica and Phoebe know. 苏菲知道 摩妮卡、菲比知道 [00:18:33]

-How do they know? -I called them. 她们怎么会知道？ 我打给她们了 [00:18:35]

When they ask me what I saw... 当她们问我看到什么 [00:18:39]

...I can be very generous... 我可以很大方 [00:18:41]

...or very stingy. 也可以很小气 [00:18:46]

Go on. 说下去 [00:18:50]

I can make you a legend. 我可以让你成为传奇 [00:18:52]

I can make you this generation's Milton Berle. 我可以让你成为现代唐璜 [00:18:54]

-And Milton Berle has -Not compared to you. 而唐璜… 根本比不上你 [00:18:59]

They're not even touching the lasagna. 怎样？ 客人碰都没碰千层面 [00:19:08]

They love your casserole! 真的？ 他们好喜欢你的砂锅 [00:19:10]

Everyone seems to like your dish. 大家都很喜欢你做的菜 [00:19:19]

And you? 那你呢？ [00:19:22]

I thought it was... 我觉得… [00:19:23]

...quite tasty. 很好吃 [00:19:26]

So if everyone liked it, and you liked it... 要是大家都喜欢，你也喜欢 [00:19:29]

...that would make this a success. Which would make you.... 那就代表很成功，而你就是… [00:19:32]

A bitch? 恶婆娘？ [00:19:36]

I meant "wrong," but we can use your word. 我想说“你就错了” 但你的说法也行 [00:19:39]

Yes,well,I was wrong. 对，我错了 [00:19:43]

And I have to say... 我必须要说 [00:19:45]

...you really impressed me today. 你让我大开眼界 [00:19:48]

You might even say that she "pulled a Monica." 你还可以说她搞了摩妮卡飞机 [00:19:53]

She doesn't know we switched it. 她不知道我们改过了 [00:19:59]

And the next time you cater for me... 下次你帮我办外烩 [00:20:03]

...there will be nothing but ice in the freezer. 冷冻库里只会有冰 [00:20:07]

That really means a lot. 这是很大的鼓励 [00:20:10]

Mom,don't bite your nails! 妈，别咬指甲 [00:20:12]

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Hello,Chandler. 钱德你好啊 [00:20:24]

I love you. 我爱你 [00:20:27]

What's going on? 怎么回事？ [00:20:30]

No,he doesn't! 少来了 [00:20:36]

Two hours,that lasted. 拖了2小时 [00:20:40]

So did you break up with Joanna? 所以你跟乔安娜分手了吗？ [00:20:44]

I think so. 应该是吧 [00:20:46]

It's good you got out, before she blew up like Vesuvius. 幸好她跟维苏威一样爆炸之前 你就闪了 [00:20:47]

The volcano? 那座火山？ [00:20:52]

Speaking of volcanoes,man,are they a violent igneous rock formation! 对，讲到火山 那些火成岩还真暴力 [00:20:54]

What? 什么？ [00:21:00]

Lava spewing,hot ash. 熔岩乱喷，热灰乱飞 [00:21:01]

Of course,some are dormant. 不过有些是休眠火山 [00:21:04]

Why are you talking about volcanoes all of a sudden? 你怎么突然聊起火山来了？ [00:21:06]

What do you want to talk about? Vivisection? 你们想聊什么？活体解剖？ [00:21:11]

The vas deferens? 输精管？ [00:21:14]

The Vietnam War? 越战？ [00:21:17]

Did anyone see that documentary on the Korean War? 有人看那部韩战纪录片吗？ [00:21:19]

Korea's a beautiful country. 韩国那么美 [00:21:25]

With such a sad history. 命运却好悲惨 [00:21:27]

Could there be more Kims? 有好多姓金的 [00:21:30]

-Who's out there? -Me! Good morning! 外面是谁？ 是我，早安 [00:21:41]

Could you come in here,please? 瑞秋，你能不能进来一下？ [00:21:44]

Sure! They didn't have poppyseed bagels... 好 没有罂粟籽焙果了 [00:21:46]

...so I have sesame Oh,my word! 所以我买芝麻…天哪 [00:21:50]

I've had a slight office mishap. 我出了一点办公室灾难 [00:21:54]

Could you get the key for me? 请把门后的钥匙拿给我 好 [00:21:58]

-lf you could. -Oh,I'm sorry! 麻烦你 对不起 [00:22:11]

You can tell your friend Chandler we're definitely broken up this time! 告诉你的朋友钱德 我们这次绝对是分手了 [00:22:16]