《Friends S04E12 The One With The Embryos》歌词

歌曲： Friends S04E12 The One With The Embryos

所属专辑：老友记

歌手： 英语之声

时长： 23:28

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What the hell is that?! 谁在鬼叫？ [00:00:14]

What the hell is that? Is that you? 谁在鬼叫？是你吗？ [00:00:19]

-You're really not a morning person. -Just back off! 你清晨的火气还真大 滚远一点 [00:00:29]

Get up! Get up! Get up! 起来！… [00:00:35]

What is that noise? 那是什么声音？ [00:00:42]

You! 是你的敲门声！ [00:00:44]

It's the chick. 是小鸡啦 [00:00:48]

She's going through some changes. 它正历经过度时期 [00:00:50]

What kind of changes? 什么过度时期？ [00:00:54]

The vet seems to think... 兽医认为… [00:00:55]

...she's becoming a rooster. 咱们的小母鸡要长大成公鸡了 [00:00:58]

We're getting a second opinion. 我们打算再问问别的兽医 [00:01:03]

The One With the Embryos 本集播出：公寓大搬风 [00:01:07]

Why are you shopping at 8 in the morning? 你干嘛清晨八点去血拼？ [00:01:56]

I've been up since 6... 我六点钟就起床了 [00:01:58]

...thanks to somebody's dumb-ass rooster. 都是被某人的笨公鸡害的 [00:02:00]

You should get rid of those animals. They shouldn't be in an apartment. 你们应该把它们处理掉 它们不应该窝在公寓里 [00:02:04]

Especially not with these knives and cookbooks around. 是啊，特别是这里 又有那么多刀和食谱 [00:02:08]

I'm going to the doctor and see if I'm ready... 我要去看妇产科医生 [00:02:14]

...to have Frank and Alice's embryo transferred into my uterus. 看看能不能把法兰克和艾莉丝的胚胎 移植到我的子宫里去 [00:02:17]

How will they know? 他们怎么知道你准备好了没？ [00:02:22]

They'll just see if my endometrial layer is thick. 他们要看看我的子宫内膜 是不是已经增厚了 [00:02:24]

I can check that for you. 我帮你看就好了 [00:02:28]

Okay,think "thick." 各位，帮我的子宫内膜加油吧 [00:02:31]

Good luck! 祝你好运 [00:02:33]

Wish me luck. 快祝我幸运 [00:02:36]

Good luck. 祝你好运 [00:02:37]

-I'm still right. -That is so not true. 我说得没错啦 鬼扯 [00:02:39]

What? [00:02:42]

I know it's her laundry day... 她不爽是因为我知道 她今天要洗衣服 [00:02:44]

...and that means she's wearing her old-lady underpants. 所以现在穿的是老奶奶大内裤 [00:02:46]

I can check that for you. 要不要我检查一下？ [00:02:51]

You two think you know me and Rachel... 你们凭什么认为 比瑞秋和我... [00:02:55]

...better than we know you. ...更了解我们？ [00:02:57]

Well,we do. 本来就是 [00:03:00]

You can only eat Tic Tacs in even numbers. 你吃薄荷糖时一定要吃偶数 [00:03:03]

What's that about? 你有什么毛病啊？ [00:03:06]

And you! Ross,if you check Rachel's bag... 而你嘛… 罗斯，你去搜搜瑞秋的购物袋 [00:03:08]

...you'll find a half-eaten box of cookies in there. 里面一定有一盒 吃了一半的饼干 [00:03:12]

You're good. 高明 [00:03:18]

These are not. 这包饼干就不怎么高明了 [00:03:22]

I'm so not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop. 有什么了不起 哪有人买东西时不吃零嘴？ [00:03:24]

Ross,how many items left in that bag? 是吗？罗斯，购物袋里 还有几样东西？ [00:03:27]

Five. 五样 [00:03:31]

Okay,10 bucks says we can name every item in that bag. 赌十块，我们能说出 那五样东西是什么 [00:03:32]

-How many guesses? -Six. 你们能猜几次？ 六次 [00:03:37]

Challenge extended. 男生队下战书 [00:03:40]

-Deal! -Challenge accepted. 赌就赌 女生队接受挑战 [00:03:44]

All right,we'll start with... 第一样是… [00:03:48]

...apples. ...苹果 [00:03:51]

We'll be starting with apples. 我们就从苹果开始 [00:03:52]

Stop that now. 拜托你住嘴 [00:03:57]

Yes. 有苹果 [00:04:01]

Okay. Tortilla chips. 玉米片 [00:04:02]

-Yogurt. -Diet soda. 优格 健怡汽水 [00:04:05]

对… [00:04:07]

-Orange juice. -There's no orange juice! We win! 柳橙汁 我没买柳橙汁，我们赢了！ [00:04:11]

They have another guess. 等等，他们还能再猜一次 [00:04:15]

Well,we won that one. 但是那题我们赢了 [00:04:18]

Okay. The last thing is 最后一样东西是… [00:04:21]

Not for another two weeks. 不是…还要等两周 [00:04:27]

I got it. 我知道了 [00:04:33]

Scotch... 胶… [00:04:34]

...tape. 带 [00:04:36]

How did you know she would buy Scotch tape? 你怎么知道她会买胶带？ [00:04:42]

We used up theirs last night making scary faces. 我们昨晚玩扮鬼脸时 把她们的胶带用光了 [00:04:45]

Oh,man! 讨厌 [00:04:50]

All right! Ten bucks. Fork it over. 十块钱，愿赌服输 [00:04:51]

Cough it up. Pay the piper. 甘愿点 [00:04:54]

Give me it! 拿钱来 [00:04:58]

You don't know us better. I want a rematch. 这没什么了不起 我要再比一次 [00:05:00]

And no stupid grocery questions. Real,personal questions. 猜杂货没挑战性 这次要问切身问题 [00:05:03]

And the winner gets $100. 赌一百块 [00:05:06]

-Serious? -Are you scared? 你当真？ 怕了？ [00:05:09]

No. 才怪 [00:05:14]

Who makes up the questions? 谁出考题？ [00:05:17]

Ross will do it. 罗斯 [00:05:19]

Sure,Ross will do it. 是啊，找罗斯 [00:05:22]

It's not like he has a job or a child or a life of his own. 反正他没工作，没儿子 生活又无聊 [00:05:24]

-Fine. We'll ask Phoebe. -No,I want to play. 好嘛，那找菲比好了 不要，人家想玩嘛 [00:05:28]

Looks like your uterus is ready for implantation. 你的子宫可以做胚胎移植了 [00:05:37]

I knew it! I felt really thick this morning. 我就知道 我今天早上就觉得厚厚的 [00:05:40]

Okay,so what's now? Go get the eggs. Put them in there. 现在怎么办？ 快去把卵子放进去 [00:05:44]

It'll take a little while to prepare the embryos. 我要花点时间准备那些胚胎 [00:05:48]

-Embryos? As in more than one? -Five,actually. 那些胚胎？不只一个？ 事实上，一共有五个 [00:05:52]

Where am I giving birth... 五个？ [00:05:56]

...in a hospital or a big box under the stairs? 你把我当母猪啊？ [00:05:58]

Doing five gives you a 25% chance that at least one will attach. 植入五个胚胎 表示着床机率大概是25% [00:06:01]

That's it? 25%? 25%？这么少？ [00:06:06]

That means that it's,like, 75% chance of no baby at all? 这表示我生不出小孩的机率 是75%？ [00:06:08]

I was thinking, what are the odds... 那如果两百个胚胎进去 [00:06:12]

...if you stuff 200 of them in there? 机率会不会高一点？ [00:06:15]

Sweetie,now... 亲爱的， [00:06:19]

...she's a woman, not a gumball machine. 她是个女人 不是卖泡泡糖的机器 [00:06:20]

Don't worry. I'll do this as many times as it takes to get it right. 别担心 我会一直做到成功为止 [00:06:26]

The thing is,we kind of only have one shot. 但是我们只有一次机会 [00:06:31]

It costs $16,000 each time you do this. 做一次移植要花一万六千块 [00:06:35]

Sixteen thousand dollars?! 一万六千块？ [00:06:39]

Well,it's 20 in California. 我们已经比加州便宜了 [00:06:42]

We're kind of using all the money we have to do it this one time. 我们为了这一次 已经花光所有的积蓄 [00:06:47]

Okay,that's a lot of pressure on me and my uterus. 天啊，这让我和我的子宫 压力超大 [00:06:54]

Maybe there's something I can do to make sure I get pregnant. 也许我能做些什么事 来提高怀孕的机率 [00:06:59]

No,I'm sorry. 没有 [00:07:04]

Wow,you guys really don't know anything. 你们真是啥都不懂 [00:07:06]

Why don't you get drunk? It worked for a bunch of girls in my high school. 那她喝个烂醉如何？ 我很多高中同学 都是这样搞大肚子的 [00:07:10]

-So how's the test coming? -Hey,you're touching the game board. 问题准备得如何？ 别乱动 [00:07:22]

Sorry. 抱歉啦 [00:07:26]

You freak. 怪胎 [00:07:28]

Do you realize that any minute now... 你们知道菲比现在 [00:07:34]

...Phoebe could be pregnant? 随时可能会怀孕吗？ [00:07:36]

I know,I know. 我知道… [00:07:38]

It's such a huge, life-altering thing. 这件事真是非同小可 是啊 [00:07:41]

The test is ready. 考题准备好了 [00:07:45]

Okay. Each team will answer 10 questions. 每一队都要回答十个问题 [00:07:51]

The first team to answer the most questions wins. 答对最多的那一队就赢 [00:07:54]

The categories are "Fears and Pet Peeves"... 考题项目如下… “恐惧和怪癖” [00:07:58]

..."Ancient History"... “陈年往事” [00:08:02]

..."Literature"... “文学” [00:08:04]

...and "It's all Relative." 和“日常琐事” [00:08:06]

Now... [00:08:10]

...the coin toss, to see who goes first. 我们丢硬币来决定哪一队先攻 [00:08:11]

Okay. [00:08:22]

Somebody call it this time. 拜托你们先猜哪一面 [00:08:23]

Tails! 字 [00:08:27]

It's heads. 是人头 [00:08:29]

Gentlemen,pick your category. 男生队，请挑项目 [00:08:32]

"Fears and Pet Peeves." “恐惧和怪癖” [00:08:35]

"What is Monica's biggest pet peeve?" 摩妮卡最受不了什么？ [00:08:38]

-Animals dressed as humans. -Correct. 动物穿衣服 答对了 [00:08:41]

-Ladies? -Same category. 女生队？ 同一个项目 [00:08:46]

"According to Chandler,what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?" 钱德最怕什么东西？ [00:08:50]

Michael Flatley,Lord of the Dance! 踢踏舞之王麦克费特利 [00:08:56]

That is correct. 答对了 [00:09:00]

The lrish jig guy? 那个跳舞的爱尔兰人？ [00:09:04]

His legs flail about as if independent from his body! 他那双脚跳舞时 好像跟身体分离了一样 [00:09:06]

Gentlemen,your pick. 男生队，轮到你们了 [00:09:12]

"It's all Relative." “日常琐事” [00:09:14]

"Monica and I had a grandmother who died. 摩妮卡和我的祖母过世时 [00:09:16]

You both went to her funeral. 两位都参加了她的葬礼 [00:09:19]

Name that grandmother." 我们祖母叫什么名字？ [00:09:21]

-Nana? -She has a real name. 姥姥？ 她有个真正的名字吧 [00:09:26]

Althea! 艾席雅 [00:09:30]

-What? -I took a shot! 什么？ 试试看嘛 [00:09:31]

With Althea? 那干嘛猜艾席雅？ [00:09:33]

-Althea is correct. -Nice shooting! 答对了 猜得好 [00:09:34]

"Literature." “文学” [00:09:40]

"Every week the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment. 乔伊和钱德 每周都会收到“电视周刊” [00:09:42]

What name appears on the address label?" 请问收件人的姓名为何？ [00:09:47]

Chandler gets it! It's Chandler Bing! 钱德订的，当然是钱德宾罗 [00:09:50]

I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to "Chanandler Bong." 不是啦 “电视周刊”收件人的姓名 是“钱尼德勒邦” [00:09:54]

I knew that! 我知道正确答案 [00:10:01]

Rachel,use your head! 瑞秋，用用脑子行不行？ [00:10:03]

Actually,it's Ms. Chanandler Bong. 事实上 应该是“钱尼德勒邦小姐” [00:10:06]

Hello,teeny embryos. 嗨，各位小胚胎 [00:10:17]

I'm Phoebe Buffay. Hi! 我是菲比 [00:10:20]

I'm hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. 我的子宫 就是各位未来九个月的家 [00:10:24]

We're doing this for Frank and Alice... 我们这么做 都是为了法兰克和艾莉丝 [00:10:29]

...who you know. You've been there. 你们跟他们应该很熟 [00:10:31]

They want you so much. 他们真的很希望能有个小宝宝 [00:10:37]

So when you guys get in there, really grab on. 你们进去之后好好抓紧 [00:10:39]

And I promise that I'll keep you safe and warm... 我保证会让你们 住得又舒服又安全 [00:10:43]

...until you're ready to have them take you home. 直到你们准备好 让他们带你们回家为止 [00:10:47]

Next time you see me, if I'm screaming,don't worry. 咱们下次见面时 我应该会鸡猫子喊叫 [00:10:55]

That's what's supposed to happen. 请别担心，这是很正常的 [00:10:59]

Ready? 准备好了吗？ [00:11:03]

Good luck! 祝好运 [00:11:06]

The score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. 目前比数是九比八 男生队领先 [00:11:09]

Ladies,if you miss this, the game is theirs. Pick a category. 女生队若答错这题 男生队就赢了 选一个项目吧 [00:11:13]

"It's all Relative"! “日常琐事” [00:11:17]

-You don't have to shout everything. -I'm sorry! 犯不着拉直嗓子吼 对不起！ [00:11:20]

"What is the name of Chandler's father's... 钱德父亲在赌城的男子歌舞秀 [00:11:27]

...Las Vegas all-male burlesque?" 叫做什么名字？ [00:11:30]

Viva Las Gaygas! “同志万岁” [00:11:34]

Unfortunately,that is correct. 很不幸的…你答对了 [00:11:38]

All right. We have a tie. 目前双方平手 [00:11:42]

Luckily,I've prepared for such an event. 不过我早有准备了 [00:11:45]

The lightning round! 抢答 [00:11:51]

Thirty seconds. All the questions you can answer. 双方各有30秒抢答 [00:11:56]

You guys are dead! 你们输定了 [00:12:00]

I am so good at lightning rounds! 我超会抢答 [00:12:02]

I majored in lightning rounds, all right? 我大学是主修抢答的 [00:12:06]

We'll destroy you. 你们才输定了 [00:12:09]

Want to bet? 敢不敢赌？ [00:12:10]

I'm so confused as to what we've been doing so far. 怪了，我们这不正是在赌吗？ [00:12:12]

How about we play for more money? Say 150? 把赌注提高到… 150块如何？ [00:12:16]

One hundred and fifty dollars. 150块 [00:12:20]

Say 200? 200块如何？ [00:12:24]

Two hundred dollars! 200块 [00:12:26]

You're doing it again. 你又来了 [00:12:29]

Excuse me. 不好意思 [00:12:30]

-I don't want to lose $200. -We won't. 我不想输200块 我们不会输的 [00:12:33]

Three hundred? 300块如何？ 摩妮卡 [00:12:36]

I'm spicing it up! 我只是想让比赛更香辣有劲 [00:12:39]

So play for some pepper! Stop spending my money. 赌辣椒行不行？ 别再乱花我的钱了 [00:12:40]

I got it! 我有了 [00:12:45]

If we win,they have to get rid of the rooster. 我们赢的话 他们就得处理掉那只公鸡 [00:12:46]

That's interesting! 有意思 [00:12:50]

-No way! That rooster's family. -The duck too! 不行，公鸡和我们是一家人 还有那只鸭 [00:12:52]

The duck doesn't make noise! 干嘛扯上那只鸭？它又不乱叫 [00:12:55]

He gets the other one all riled up! 那只鸡被它搞得心浮气躁 [00:12:58]

-We are not -All right,hold on! 听着，我们绝不… 等等 [00:13:00]

If you win... 你们赢的话 [00:13:05]

...we give up the bird. 我们就处理掉那只公鸡 [00:13:07]

But if we win... 我们赢的话… [00:13:11]

...we get your apartment. 就把你们的公寓让给我们 [00:13:13]

-Deal! -What? 成交 什么？ [00:13:19]

That's crazy. There's no way we are betting the apartment. 这太扯了，我绝不拿公寓来赌 [00:13:23]

All right,I'm in. Because either he goes,or I'm buying a coyote. 好，我赌了！ 那只鸡不走我就要买只狼 [00:13:31]

Betting the apartment? I don't know about this. 拿公寓来赌好像不太稳当 [00:13:47]

I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game! 瑞秋，我从头到尾 一题都没答错 我会赢的！ [00:13:50]

-Look at my hand. -You have the answers written there? 看我的手 你手上有写小抄吗？ [00:13:54]

No. Steady as a rock. Now,are you with me? 不是啦，我的手稳得很 你还不放心吗？ [00:13:59]

All right,let's do it! 咱们上阵吧 这样才对 [00:14:03]

All right. Gentlemen,you're up first. 男生队先攻 [00:14:06]

You have 30 seconds. 限时抢答30秒 [00:14:09]

The lightning round begins 抢答阶段要开始了… [00:14:13]

Stop it! 不准跳 [00:14:15]

"Monica's nickname when she was a hockey goalie?" 摩妮卡当曲棍球队 守门员的外号为何？ [00:14:19]

-Big Fat Goalie. -Correct! 胖球门 正确 [00:14:22]

"Rachel claims it's her favorite movie." 瑞秋宣称 她最喜欢的电影为何？ [00:14:26]

Dangerous Liaisons. “危险关系” [00:14:29]

-"Her actual favorite is...?" -Weekend at Bernie's. 她真正喜欢的电影是哪一部？ “玩死老弟” [00:14:31]

"In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14?" 摩妮卡14岁时 身上哪个部位卡了一枝铅笔？ [00:14:36]

No! 恶… [00:14:44]

Her ear! 是她的耳朵 [00:14:48]

"Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?" 摩妮卡的毛巾都分门别类 一共分为几类？ [00:14:52]

-Everyday use. -Fancy. 日常用毛巾 高级毛巾 [00:14:56]

-Guest. -Fancy guest. 客用毛巾 高级客用毛巾 [00:14:58]

-Two seconds. -Eleven? 还剩两秒钟 11类？ [00:14:59]

Unbelievable! Eleven is correct! 不可思议，答对了 [00:15:02]

All right. 太好了… [00:15:09]

That's four for the guys. Ladies,you're up! 男生队答对四题 现在轮女生队抢答 [00:15:10]

Thirty seconds on the clock. 限时抢答30秒 [00:15:18]

Five correct questions wins the game. 答对五题你们就赢了 [00:15:20]

The lightning round begins now. "Joey's favorite food?" 抢答开始 乔伊最喜欢的食物为何？ [00:15:23]

-Sandwiches! -Correct. 三明治 正确 [00:15:27]

"Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breast?" 钱德第一次 摸女生胸部是几岁？ [00:15:28]

-14? -No,19. 14岁？ 不，19 [00:15:31]

Thanks,man. 谢了，老哥 [00:15:33]

"Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. 乔伊小时有个幻想中的朋友 [00:15:35]

-His name was...?" -Maurice! 他的名字叫… 莫瑞斯 [00:15:37]

-"His profession was...?" -Space cowboy! 正确，他的职业是… 太空牛仔 [00:15:39]

"What is Chandler Bing's job?" 钱德宾的工作为何？ [00:15:43]

It has something to do with numbers! 跟数字有关 [00:15:49]

-And processing! -He carries a briefcase. 还有处理 他上班带公事包 [00:15:52]

Ten seconds. You need this or you lose. 剩10秒钟，答错就输了 [00:15:54]

Something to do with transponding. 跟答询有关 [00:15:57]

He's a transponster! 他是答询员 [00:15:59]

That's not even a word! 哪有这种字？ [00:16:04]

I can get this! I can get this! 我知道… [00:16:07]

不… 爽… [00:16:11]

-I call Monica's room. -You can't just call Monica's room. 我要摩妮卡的房间 这哪是你说要就要的 [00:16:27]

Sure I can. Standard shotgun rules. 哪不是，先下手为强 [00:16:31]

I'm in sight of the room and I called it. 谁叫你不先要 [00:16:33]

Damn! （可恶） [00:16:37]

I feel like I'm coming down with something. 我好像要生病了 [00:16:39]

Guess the color of my tonsils. I bet the apartment! 要不要猜猜我的扁桃腺 是什么颜色？ 用公寓来赌 [00:16:43]

I would never bet this place. It's too nice. 我才不会拿 这么棒的公寓来赌呢 [00:16:47]

Are they in there? 菲比，你肚子里有东西了吗？ [00:16:53]

Yeah,I'm implanted. 对，胚胎放进去了 [00:16:54]

-How do you feel? -Well,freaked. 你觉得怎么样？ 担心死了 [00:16:56]

It turns out the odds are really sucky. 成功的机率不高 [00:17:01]

And this is Frank and Alice's only shot. 但法兰克和艾莉丝 只有这次机会 [00:17:04]

They are literally putting all their eggs in my basket. 他们把所有的蛋 都放在我的篮子里 [00:17:07]

But I bet it works. 我相信你一定会成功 [00:17:12]

Really? How much? 是吗？你要赌多少？ [00:17:14]

I'm going to take a pregnancy test now. 我现在就去验孕 [00:17:18]

Wow! You can tell this soon? 这么快？ [00:17:21]

The doctor says it takes a few days. 医生说要等两天 [00:17:23]

But my body's always been a little faster than Western medicine. 但是我的身体 一向比西方医学快一点 [00:17:25]

I can't believe you guys think you're moving in here. 天啊 你们真以为能搬进来？ [00:17:33]

Well,believe it,baby! 面对现实吧，宝贝 [00:17:37]

-Well,I'm not moving. -What? 我不走 什么？ [00:17:41]

No. It was a stupid bet. We were just playing a game. 那不过是场愚蠢的赌局 玩玩罢了 [00:17:44]

You can't ignore the bet. It's a bet! 赌就赌了，哪能不算 [00:17:48]

Bet on a bet and if you lose,you lose the bet. 赌输就是输了 [00:17:50]

We have to move. 我们非搬不可 [00:17:54]

We would have made them get rid of the birds. 若我们赢了 也会逼他们把鸡鸭处理掉 [00:17:56]

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I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better... 我也不想这样 但说句安慰你的话… [00:18:03]

...this is all your fault. 这全都是你的错 [00:18:07]

What? 什么？ [00:18:11]

Chanandler Bong! We steal that TV Guide every week! 我们每周都偷他们的电视周刊 你怎么会不知道收件人是谁？ [00:18:12]

I knew it! 我就知道 [00:18:16]

I don't care. I'm not going anywhere. 我不管，我不走 [00:18:19]

Cool! Girl roommate. 酷啊，跟女生做室友 [00:18:21]

Well? 怎么样？ [00:18:27]

Nope,not knocked up yet. 我的肚子还没被搞大 [00:18:29]

It's only been a couple hours. 才过两个小时耶，耐心点 [00:18:32]

Meanwhile,I'll do whatever I can to help this. 我也要为这件事尽一份力 [00:18:34]

I'm just going to,you know, lie in your chair,okay? 让我躺在你们的椅子上 [00:18:38]

Good. I'm going to let gravity do its job. 让地心引力发挥作用 [00:18:44]

I won't get in the way. 我不会碍事的 [00:18:48]

It'll be just like that time I tried to count all the bumps on your ceiling. 就像我那次躺在这里 数天花板上的虫子一样 [00:18:49]

You know,Pheebs,if you sit there long enough,you'll be sitting in our apartment. 菲比，你若坐得够久 这里就会变成我们的公寓 [00:18:55]

I can't believe this. 我真不敢相信 [00:19:00]

Oh,Rach,FYl: Your new apartment hasn't had hot water since Christmas. 瑞秋，有件事忘了告诉你 你那间新公寓 自圣诞节后就没热水了 [00:19:02]

Can you give me a hand? 瑞秋，过来帮我搬这个箱子 [00:19:10]

Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! 不，把箱子放下来 我们哪儿都不去 [00:19:13]

This is my apartment and I like it! 这是我的公寓，我喜欢它 [00:19:18]

This is a girl's apartment! 这是女生的公寓 [00:19:21]

That is a boy's apartment! It's dirty and it smells! 那里才是又脏又臭的男生公寓 [00:19:23]

This is pretty! It's so pretty! 这里漂亮死了… [00:19:28]

And look,it's purple! 看，墙壁是紫的 [00:19:31]

I tell you,you with your steady hand,I am not moving. 稳若磐石小姐，我不搬 [00:19:33]

And now I have got the steady hand. 看，我的手也稳若磐石 [00:19:37]

Okay,okay. 好… [00:19:42]

-I'll take care of it. -That's right. 我去搞定 这才乖 [00:19:47]

You do what the hand says! 照我手的话去做 [00:19:49]

-How'd it go? -I lost our mattresses. 情况如何？ 我把床垫输掉了 [00:20:03]

Are you in there,little fetus? In nine months will you come greet us? 小胎儿，你在里面吗？ 九个月后是否就能够相见？ [00:20:11]

I will buy you some Adidas 我会帮你买阿迪达斯 [00:20:17]

We were just at the drugstore so we got you a little present. 我们刚刚去过药妆店 帮你买了个小礼物 [00:20:28]

That's where all my blood was. 天啊，脑充血 [00:20:33]

It's a lollipop and a home pregnancy test. 棒棒糖和验孕棒 [00:20:36]

Don't mix those up. You could really ruin that lollipop. 别搞混了，棒棒糖沾尿很恶心 [00:20:41]

You feel like taking a test? There's only one question. 想不想验一下？一次定生死 [00:20:49]

All right. I will. 我验就是了 [00:20:55]

Remember that it's still really early. 别忘了，现在还早 [00:20:57]

If it says I'm not pregnant,that doesn't mean I won't get pregnant. 若结果是阴性 不表示我不会怀孕 [00:21:00]

Just so I don't go completely nuts... 拜托你们别寄望太高 [00:21:05]

...try not to put all your hopes on this. 否则会把我逼疯的 [00:21:08]

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Great. 好极了 [00:21:15]

You are mean boys who are just being mean! 你们真是坏到骨子里去了 [00:21:25]

Don't get mad! No one forced you to raise the stakes. 别把气出在我们身上 没人逼你们把公寓拿来赌 [00:21:29]

That is not true! She forced me! 乱讲，她有逼我 [00:21:32]

You got the question wrong. 答错的人是你啊 [00:21:35]

It was a stupid,unfair question! 那个问题太不公平了 [00:21:38]

Don't blame the questions! 别怪我出的问题 [00:21:40]

Stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us. 别在我们家大吵大闹 扫了我们的搬家兴 [00:21:42]

-Stop calling it your apartment! -lt is! 别说这里是你们家 本来就是 [00:21:47]

You're going to have a baby. They're going to have a baby! 你们要有宝宝了 他们要有宝宝了 [00:21:52]

My sister's going to have my baby! 我姐姐要帮我生小孩了 [00:22:02]

Okay,but this can't be good for the baby. 别抱了，这对宝宝不好 [00:22:14]

I can't find garbage bags. 我找不到垃圾袋 [00:22:29]

I think I saw some in here. 这里面好像有 [00:22:31]

What is it? 什么东西？ [00:22:38]

I don't know. But maybe if we keep that drawer shut,it'll die. 不知道，要是把抽屉关上 它也许会死 [00:22:40]

I can't believe we're living here! 真不敢相信我们得住在这里 [00:22:46]

What is it? 什么事？ [00:22:54]

Did you see the size of the closets? 你知道衣橱有多大吗？ [00:22:56]

I can't believe we live here! 不敢相信咱们可以住在这里 [00:23:00]