《Bathroom(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： Bathroom(Explicit)

所属专辑：Harmful If Swallowed (Explicit)

歌手： Dane Cook

时长： 02:24

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Had to use a public restroom today ugh [00:00:00]

Isn't that the worst when you have to [00:00:03]

God damn it you walk in right [00:00:05]

Here's the first thing I don't care [00:00:12]

Anywhere in the country you go [00:00:13]

Why when you walk into a public restroom [00:00:14]

Why is everything f**king wet Right there's puddles [00:00:16]

Water all over the counter [00:00:22]

It's dripping like you're in a f**king cave [00:00:24]

What happened [00:00:29]

Was there like a shaggy dog in there after a bath [00:00:29]

Just came in and[00:00:32]

Then god forbid you have to use the stall right [00:00:35]

You go in there you sit down you try to close the door which[00:00:37]

Apparently Van Dam kicked in [00:00:41]

Why are they all broken [00:00:44]

Who was running in the bathroom[00:00:46]

Like I gotta shit [00:00:47]

I can't shit with a door in front of me [00:00:48]

F**king door [00:00:53]

I don't like being in a perfect square when I shit [00:00:54]

Good Broken I like that Now I can shit [00:00:57]

Door [00:01:04]

Then you're sitting there right [00:01:06]

And then you start to read [00:01:09]

You start reading like all the most evil[00:01:13]

Ignorant shit ever is all around you You just sit there [00:01:15]

It's not just written with pencil it's f**king CARVED [00:01:20]

Who is carving on the toilet [00:01:24]

Who is so pissed off while they're taking a crap they're like [00:01:27]

Goddamn Jews [00:01:30]

UGH Blacks [00:01:32]

UGH Here's my favorite too [00:01:34]

On the walls someone always has to write [00:01:40]

Mike was here [00:01:42]

But then somebody else puts an arrow and writes[00:01:45]

Mike is a faggot [00:01:46]

Like Mike is coming back to check it out [00:01:51]

What the f**k is this [00:01:52]

I was here but not as a faggot [00:01:55]

I'm trying to make a statement here [00:01:57]

There's always like a girls number always a girls number [00:02:07]

Is anybody ever f**king call [00:02:11]

How did you meet you're wife John I was taking a crap [00:02:15]

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