《Car Accident(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： Car Accident(Explicit)

所属专辑：Harmful If Swallowed (Explicit)

歌手： Dane Cook

时长： 02:43

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We love car accidents in this country [00:00:00]

We're obsessed with car accidents [00:00:02]

I know your like me it's like 2 in the morning [00:00:04]

It's dead quiet [00:00:06]

Your in you're house watching tv your in bed [00:00:07]

All of a sudden outside at the corner you hear [00:00:10]

Damn it Shit that sounded like it was going to hit [00:00:15]

You always want it to hit Come on [00:00:23]

Nothing Uh [00:00:27]

Then when you finally hear the crash your psyched it's like [00:00:29]

Where are my shoes Yes where are my shoes [00:00:32]

Have you seen my shoes F**k it I'm going out without shoes [00:00:37]

I'm going out shoeless Right you come out of you're house [00:00:40]

All you're neighbours are coming out everyones coming out [00:00:46]

Your like waving at each other [00:00:47]

You're psyched to see each other [00:00:49]

Come on let's go you wanna go together [00:00:50]

Come on let's go you me and you no no [00:00:51]

You wait for the next group [00:00:53]

You wait for the next group [00:00:54]

We'll go as a team no no you wait [00:00:56]

You wait for the next group [00:00:58]

Then you get out there it's no big deal [00:01:05]

But everyone stands out there for like 2 extra hours [00:01:07]

It's over no ones hurt or anything[00:01:10]

But everyone has to stay out there [00:01:12]

Even if it's hot everyone acts like it's cold and shit [00:01:14]

Hey what's up[00:01:16]

Just had to see what was going on [00:01:21]

And It doesn't matter who you start talking to [00:01:25]

I guarantee everyone is having the same exact conversation [00:01:27]

No matter who you get into it with [00:01:30]

All anybody is saying like back[00:01:32]

And forth is like Yeah yeah well no I was in my kitchen [00:01:33]

And I heard it so I came out [00:01:36]

You were in your living room [00:01:39]

I was in my kitchen cleaning a dish [00:01:40]

I heard it I came out [00:01:42]

What you were in you're basement [00:01:45]

He was in his living [00:01:47]

I was in the kitchen cleaning a dish [00:01:47]

I was really cleaning [00:01:50]

And I heard it so I came out [00:01:51]

What Shoes No no F**k shoes [00:01:54]

Haha shoes hahaha listen to this guy with shoes [00:01:57]

Hahaha you Shoes over here [00:02:00]

And everyone always wants to be a part of like the police [00:02:06]

You know what I mean We always wanna be involved [00:02:09]

We wanna talk to the cops when ever they come to your you know [00:02:12]

Officer yeah yeah I'm sorry yeah I just want you to know [00:02:15]

If it helps in your investigation I was in my kitchen [00:02:18]

And I heard it [00:02:21]

So I came out I will testify in court I was cleaning a dish [00:02:22]

I will bring the dish as exhibit[00:02:27]

And this guy he was in his basement [00:02:29]

Tell him what you told me tell him what you told me [00:02:31]

That's not what he told me [00:02:35]

He's lying that's not what you told me [00:02:37]

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