所属专辑:Harmful If Swallowed (Explicit)
歌手: Dane Cook
时长: 01:28
I'll tell you what dream used to scare me[00:00:00]
When I was a little kid[00:00:01]
Used to actually totally give me nightmares:[00:00:02]
Remember those kool-aid commercials [00:00:04]
Where that no that talking bowl of punch[00:00:07]
He would come crashing through[00:00:09]
Your f**kin' wall in your living room [00:00:10]
You wouldn't even know it[00:00:13]
Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh Yeah [00:00:14]
Right And all the little kids were all excited "Yes Yes "[00:00:20]
And then they would drink out of him[00:00:24]
After debris fell in his open dumb head [00:00:26]
He would pour himself "Oh yeah Oh yeah "[00:00:31]
Him and his crazy tights [00:00:35]
I don't like that I don't like when juice wears tights [00:00:37]
It's a horrible combination a bowl of juice wearing tights [00:00:40]
F**k drinking out of him if that was me I'd be like[00:00:45]
"No no no [00:00:47]
You fix that wall before my dad gets home from work [00:00:48]
He's gunna beat me with a belt [00:00:51]
He's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here [00:00:52]
You stupid idiot [00:00:55]
Yeah comin' through the wall is real f**kin' cool [00:00:56]
Using the front door is cool [00:00:58]
Don't touch me you drink [00:01:00]
Don't touch me you giant beverage [00:01:02]
You are sweating or condensating [00:01:04]
I will kick you in the tights[00:01:05]
And you will go down your very top heavy [00:01:07]
You glass bitch [00:01:09]
You glass bastard "[00:01:12]
"Oh yeah "[00:01:15]
"Oh no Naughty naughty kool-aid "[00:01:15]
"Oh yeah "[00:01:22]
"No no"[00:01:23]
"Oh yeah "[00:01:25]
"No "[00:01:25]
Not So Kool-Aid - Dane Cook[00:01:27]