《Pranks(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： Pranks(Explicit)

所属专辑：Harmful If Swallowed (Explicit)

歌手： Dane Cook

时长： 01:48

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Pranks - Dane Cook[00:00:00]

I'm a big practical joker man I love to play practical jokes[00:00:00]

I have one for you guys you gotta try this[00:00:03]

Really simple very effective[00:00:06]

Next time you're at the airport you're at the airport[00:00:08]

You see someone waiting for their flight ok they're just sitting there[00:00:11]

Reading a paper whatever just chilling out[00:00:13]

Here's what your gonna do just like this[00:00:16]

Walk over to them really slowly just walk over alright[00:00:17]

Stand right in front of them wait till they feel you there[00:00:21]

You know what I mean[00:00:25]

When they finally look up at you just really seriously look them in they[00:00:26]

Eyes and go like this[00:00:29]

Don't get on the flight hehe[00:00:31]

You know they're sittin' there going[00:00:40]

I don't think I should get on this f**king flight[00:00:41]

I think an angel[00:00:43]

Just told me not to get on the flight thank you angel wearing jeans[00:00:44]

How about this one right all you need for this is a pair of gloves[00:00:51]

Just take your gloves right[00:00:54]

And go down to the bank get behind all the people in the bank[00:00:56]

Give the person in front of you a little nudge just a little nudge[00:00:59]

Wait till they turn around and when they turn around[00:01:01]

Start putting on the gloves and say[00:01:03]

Now would be a good time to leave right now[00:01:04]

Either that or take out a piece of paper and a pen and say[00:01:12]

Hey how do you spell shoot you in the f**king face[00:01:14]

Come on hurry up one word what is it[00:01:18]

Here's a fun one right[00:01:21]

Guys next time you at a bar whatever[00:01:22]

And you see a girl at the bar[00:01:23]

Just walk up to her and go like this[00:01:25]

Hey are you gonna walk to your car by yourself later[00:01:26]

I'll be over here watching you all night[00:01:33]