《Struck By A Vehicle》歌词

歌曲： Struck By A Vehicle

所属专辑：Retaliation

歌手： Dane Cook

时长： 03:33

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Struck By A Vehicle - Dane Cook[00:00:00]

Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true[00:00:02]

I finally got to see something I've always wanted to witness live[00:00:04]

I finally saw someone get hit by a car[00:00:08]

Nailed this guy got hit right in the hip[00:00:13]

That's your center of gravity[00:00:16]

And that sends you flipping through the air[00:00:18]

Like eddie gordo from tekken when someone doesn't know[00:00:19]

How to do combos and they're just hitting the buttons randomly[00:00:21]

I always just miss it right[00:00:28]

I'm looking and then I go to order my twisty cone[00:00:29]

Oh what what happened[00:00:34]

The guy got hit no[00:00:36]

I just went to order my twisty cone and I missed it[00:00:38]

This guy gets nailed this is the setup[00:00:42]

He's walking down the street and[00:00:45]

He's doing that whacky speed walk[00:00:47]

He's got the buds in his ears and[00:00:50]

I don't know what you're listening to[00:00:51]

That makes you do this f**king walk[00:00:54]

Maybe just a tambourine or maracas[00:00:56]

You're just[00:00:59]

So Johnny Tambourine is walking down the street[00:01:02]

He's got the not a good time to cross signal[00:01:07]

As he's going across[00:01:12]

I see the car coming down the street[00:01:13]

When I see the car coming I'm like[00:01:16]

Yesssss finally don't talk to me don't talk to me[00:01:17]

I gotta see this[00:01:21]

The guy goes flying into the air his shoes flew off[00:01:25]

When you get hit by a car[00:01:30]

Sometimes your shoes will fly off[00:01:31]

Sometimes your pants will come off[00:01:33]

But I was not fortunate enough to see the pants[00:01:36]

Portion on this strike[00:01:38]

And before I go any further here's the best part[00:01:42]

This is how he lands on the other side of the car[00:01:44]

Which was a dodge by the way[00:01:48]

And I thought that was kind of funny and ironic[00:01:50]

I just I got a little humor out of that[00:01:52]

I did try to help this man[00:01:58]

As the car was coming towards him[00:02:00]

I reached out and I said[00:02:02]

Ohhhhh[00:02:05]

Ohhhhh[00:02:09]

That's all I could think of to say[00:02:11]

Theres so many things now in retrospect that[00:02:13]

I would love[00:02:15]

I would love to have been like[00:02:15]

You're about to get struck by a vehicle[00:02:16]

I did not have time to say[00:02:19]

You're about to get struck by a vehicle[00:02:20]

So I went with ohhhhh[00:02:21]

Which is like a concerned moan[00:02:24]

The guy gets tagged okay the greatest part of the story[00:02:27]

He's in the air flipping around[00:02:30]

This is how he lands on the other side of the car[00:02:32]

He comes down perfectly on his feet and then[00:02:35]

He jumps in the air[00:02:38]

And he starts walking around embarassed[00:02:39]

He's trying to play it off like[00:02:46]

He didn't just get hit by a car[00:02:47]

People around him are like[00:02:52]

Oh my God oh my God[00:02:54]

Are you alright[00:02:54]

Are you okay[00:02:55]

He's like[00:02:56]

I'm fine I'm fine seriously[00:02:56]

I'm fine I'm a little bit hungry[00:02:57]

But uh other than that I'm fine[00:02:59]

No you should really sit down[00:03:01]

You're bleeding from the ears[00:03:02]

I know I know that I do that[00:03:04]

Every couple of weeks I empty the blood[00:03:07]

Out of my own head[00:03:08]

It's tradition in my family has anyone seen my shoes[00:03:10]

I kicked them off in a fit of joy[00:03:14]

I love getting struck by vehicles and sometimes[00:03:17]

I'll kick my shoes off in a fit of joy[00:03:19]

I'm fine I'm just gonna go over here[00:03:22]

And puke shards of my own[00:03:23]

Pelvis into this bush[00:03:24]

Puking noises[00:03:26]