《Friends S02E11 The One With The Lesbian Wedding》歌词

歌曲： Friends S02E11 The One With The Lesbian Wedding

所属专辑：老友记

歌手： 英语之声

时长： 22:47

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Okay,here's his diaper bag... 这是他的尿布袋… [00:00:02]

...and his Mr. Winky. …跟他的眨眼先生 [00:00:05]

And... 还有… [00:00:08]

... him. Hi! …他，嗨！ [00:00:11]

-How did everything go? -Great! 一切都还好吗？ 好，很好 [00:00:13]

There was a projectile... 我们有个喷射性… [00:00:15]

...throwing up incident, but he started it. …呕吐事件，是他先开始的 [00:00:18]

We've gotta go. 我们得走了 [00:00:22]

I've got some news. It's about us. 我有个消息，是关于我们的 [00:00:26]

You and me? 你跟我？ [00:00:29]

No. Susan and me. 不，苏珊跟我 [00:00:30]

The other "us." 另一个“我们” [00:00:32]

We're getting married. 我们要结婚了 [00:00:38]

As in,"I now pronounce you wife and wife" married? 就像“现在宣布 你们为妻子跟妻子” [00:00:46]

We'd like you to come. We understand if you don't want to. 我们欢迎你来，若你不想来 我们也完全了解 [00:00:50]

Why wouldn't I want to come? I had fun at the first wedding. 我为什么会不想去呢？ 第一次婚礼我很开心 [00:00:54]

I just thought that 我想也许… [00:00:59]

Why shouldn't I be happy for you? What would it say about me... 不…我是说… 我为什么不该替你高兴呢？ [00:01:01]

...if I couldn't revel in your joy? …如果我不能 为你的快乐而快乐 [00:01:06]

And I'm reveling,baby! Believe me! 那我算什么呢？ 我说的是真的，相信我 [00:01:09]

Is your finger caught in that chair? 你的手指被椅子夹住了吗？ [00:01:12]

Want us to go? 你要我们离开吗？ [00:01:16]

The One With the Lesbian Wedding [00:01:20]

六人行 第2季 第11集 同志婚礼 [00:01:28]

This is cool. You're actually on television. 好酷耶 你真的要在电视上出现了 [00:02:09]

I know. It really hit me last night. 我知道 我昨晚才真正的意识到 [00:02:12]

I'm on Days of our Lives. 我要在 “我们的日子”里面演出了 [00:02:14]

Then I started thinking about us, and how these are the days of our lives. 然后我开始想我们的事 我发现这正是“我们的日子” [00:02:18]

What? 怎么了？ [00:02:27]

Carol and Susan's caterer had a bike accident... 帮凯洛跟苏珊办喜酒的人 这个周末骑登山车出了车祸… [00:02:28]

...and she's in a full-body cast. …全身都上了石膏 [00:02:31]

They asked me,which is cool since I've never catered... 他们要我办，这真太酷了吧 我从来没有搞过这个… [00:02:37]

...and I need the money. Is this a problem? …而且我很需要钱 这对你不会构成问题吧？ [00:02:40]

-Would it matter? -You're so great! 那有关系吗？ 你太棒了 [00:02:43]

Thank you! 谢谢 [00:02:45]

-You're really not going? -I'm really not. 你真的不去吗？ 我当然真的不去 [00:02:46]

They already live together. Why do they need to get married? 我不懂她们已经住在一起了 为什么还需要结婚？ [00:02:49]

They love each other. 因为她们相爱啊 [00:02:53]

They wanna celebrate that love with the people close to them. 她们要跟她们亲密的人 一起庆祝那份爱 [00:02:55]

If you wanna call that a reason. 如果你硬要说那个理由的话 [00:02:59]

Who's the bitterest man in the living room? 谁是客厅里最苦的人？ [00:03:03]

The bitterest man in the living room? 客厅里最苦的男人？ [00:03:07]

-I thought you were over this. -That has nothing to do with it. 罗斯，我以为你不在意了 那跟这个没有关系 [00:03:14]

If she were marrying a guy, you wouldn't expect me to go. 她要是嫁了一个男的话 没有人会觉得我应该去 [00:03:18]

If she were marrying a guy, she'd be the worst lesbian ever. 他要是嫁了个男的话 那不是史上最烂的同性恋了 [00:03:22]

Did I miss it? 我错过了吗？ [00:03:29]

No,I'm on right after this guy shoots himself. 还没有，这个傢伙自杀之后 我就上阵了 [00:03:31]

She's pretty. 她很漂亮耶 [00:03:35]

And she's really nice. 对了，她人也很好 [00:03:37]

She taught me about how to work with the cameras... 她教我怎么样在镜头前演戏… [00:03:38]

...and smell-the-fart acting. …还有“闻屁味”演戏法 [00:03:42]

-I'm sorry,what? -Excuse me? 对不起？ 什么？ [00:03:47]

You got so many lines to learn so fast that sometimes... 在短时间之内 要记那么多的台词… [00:03:49]

...you need a minute to remember your next one. …有时候你需要时间想下一句 [00:03:53]

So while you're thinking... 所以当你想的时候呢… [00:03:56]

...you take this big pause where you look all intense. …你停顿一下 表情装得非常的凝重 [00:03:58]

Like this.... 像这样… [00:04:01]

Here's my scene! Here's my scene! 轮到我了，我来了 [00:04:09]

Mrs. Wallace? 华太太？ [00:04:14]

Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon. 我是雷医生 令妹的神经外科医师 [00:04:16]

Is she going to be all right? 告诉我，她会不会好起来？ [00:04:19]

I'm afraid the situation is much more dire than we'd expected. 恐怕令妹的情形 比我们想像的还要糟糕 [00:04:21]

Your sister's suffering from a... 令妹得的病是… [00:04:25]

...subcranial hematoma. …脑下血肿 [00:04:33]

Perhaps we can discuss this further over coffee. 或许我们可以 边喝咖啡边聊一下 [00:04:37]

Nice! 帅 [00:04:47]

For a minute,I thought you were actually smelling something. 刚有那么一会儿，我还真以为 你闻到了什么东西呢 [00:04:50]

-Do it again! -All right! 再来一次，演得太棒了 好… [00:04:56]

-That was so good! -Do it again. 再来一次，演得太棒了 好… [00:04:58]

"Damn it,Braverman! It's right there on the chart!" “该死，贝弗曼 就在那张图表上” [00:05:01]

I gotta get to work. I got a big dinosaur bone to inspect. 太棒了，好了，我要去上班了 我有根大恐龙骨头要检查 [00:05:05]

No,that's me. 不…那是我 [00:05:10]

Oh,right. 对…你 [00:05:11]

Oh,thanks. Couldn't.... 谢了，我没办法… [00:05:17]

Is everything okay? 你还好吧？ [00:05:21]

No. 不 [00:05:23]

One of my clients died on the massage table today. 今天我有一个客人 死在按摩桌上 [00:05:27]

Oh,my God! 天啊 [00:05:30]

That's a little more relaxed than you want them to get. 你未免令他太放松了吧 [00:05:32]

She was,you know, 82 years old... 她已经八十二岁了… [00:05:38]

...and her name was Mrs. Adelman. …她叫艾德曼太太 [00:05:41]

Oh,honey. 甜心 [00:05:44]

It's just so strange. You know... 对呀，感觉怪怪的… [00:05:45]

...she probably woke up this morning and thought... …她早上醒来时说不定在想… [00:05:48]

... I'll have some breakfast, take a walk,then have my massage. …我去吃点早餐，然后去散步 然后，再去按个小摩 [00:05:51]

Little did she know God thought, "Okay,but that's it." 没有想到神在想 “好，但是就这样好了” [00:05:55]

Oh,but the weirdest things was... 最诡异的事情是… [00:06:02]

... I was cleansing her aura when it happened. …发生的时候 我正在清她的灵气 [00:06:05]

And when her spirit left her body... 当她的灵魂离开身体的时候… [00:06:08]

... I don't think it went very far. …我不认为它走远了 [00:06:11]

What do you mean? 什么意思啊？ [00:06:15]

I think it went into me. 我想它上了我的身 [00:06:16]

This is so hard. 这太难了 [00:06:28]

I can't decide between lamb or duck. 我没有办法决定做羊还是鸭肉 [00:06:29]

Well,lambs are scarier. 当然了，羊肉比较恐怖 [00:06:31]

Or the movie would've been called Silence of the Ducks. 不然“那部电影”就会改为 “沉默的鸭子”了 [00:06:33]

Okay,who ordered what? 好了，谁点了什么？ [00:06:38]

I had the half-drunk cappuccino with the lipstick on the rim. 我相信我点了喝了一半 上面还有唇印的泡沫咖啡 [00:06:40]

And this with the cigarette butt in it,is that decaf? 对了，而这杯有烟屁股的 是无咖啡因的吗？ [00:06:45]

Oh,God. 天哪 [00:06:48]

You're so uptight about your mom coming. 真不敢相信 你妈要来会把你搞成这个样子 [00:06:50]

I know. I just don't want her to think that because... 我知道，只是这是她第一次来 我不想她觉得… [00:06:53]

... I didn't marry Barry my life is crap. …因为我没嫁给贝利 我的生活就完全是垃圾 [00:06:56]

Talk about crap,just listen to Stella Neidman... 说到垃圾 你不妨去试试听史黛拉… [00:06:59]

...tell her story about Rod Steiger for the hundredth time. …讲她跟施洛德的 老掉牙的故事 [00:07:02]

I don't know. She obviously has some unfinished business. 我不知道，老太太显然 还有什么心愿还没完成呢 [00:07:14]

There she is! 乖女儿 [00:07:22]

-Mom! -Hey,sweetie! 妈 心肝 [00:07:23]

So this is where you work! 这就是你的公司啊 [00:07:31]

Oh,it's wonderful! 好棒啊 [00:07:34]

Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? 这是客厅吗？还是餐厅？ 谁看得出来？ [00:07:37]

I guess that's the fun. 我猜乐趣就在那儿吧 [00:07:41]

Pretty much. Here,meet my friends. 差不多啦，来，看看我的朋友 [00:07:43]

Monica! You look gorgeous! 摩妮卡，你看起来好美哟 [00:07:45]

Oh,my! The last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten. 上回我看到你的时候 是在吃或是被吃呢？ [00:07:48]

This is Phoebe. 这是菲比 [00:07:55]

This is Chandler. 这是钱德 [00:07:57]

You remember Ross? 你记得罗斯吧？ [00:07:58]

Oh,hello,Ross. 你好，罗斯 [00:07:59]

Mrs. Greene. 林太太 [00:08:01]

What do you think of my daughter,in the apron... 你们认为我系着围裙…妈呀 [00:08:04]

...with the big job! …做大事的女儿怎么样？ [00:08:07]

Oh,Mom! 妈！ [00:08:09]

If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink. 没有你来倒咖啡呢 大家都休想喝到东西了 [00:08:12]

Believe me,sometimes that happens. 相信我，有时候真的会这样的 [00:08:17]

This is just so exciting! You know,I never worked. 太令人兴奋了 我从来没有做过事情 [00:08:21]

I went from my father's house to the sorority house... 我从我爸家 直接到大学妹妹会之家… [00:08:25]

...to my husband's house. I am just so proud of you! …然后再到我先生的家 我以你为荣，乖女儿 [00:08:28]

Really? 真的啊？ [00:08:32]

I know who you remind me of. 我知道你让我想起了谁了 [00:08:34]

Evelyn Durmer. 杜艾琳 [00:08:37]

That's before the lousy face-lift. Now she looks like Soupy Sales. 是去做蹩脚的拉皮手术前的她 现在她像苏比赛尔了 [00:08:38]

Pheebs? Who's Evelyn Durmer? 菲菲，杜艾琳是谁？ [00:08:47]

I don't know. Who's Soupy Sales? 不知道，苏比赛尔是谁啊？ [00:08:51]

Oh,my God! 老天啊 [00:08:56]

There's an unattractive nude man playing the cello. 有个丑陋的裸体男人 在拉大提琴 [00:08:57]

Just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument. 是啊，还好他不是 在拉一个比较小的乐器 [00:09:02]

You have some life here,sweetie! 你的生活真有意思 [00:09:09]

Mom,I realize you were upset when I didn't marry Barry... 妈，我知道你跟爸 很不高兴我没有嫁给贝利… [00:09:12]

...and get the house in the suburbs with all the security. …住在郊外的大房子 过着不用担心柴米油盐的生活 [00:09:15]

This is just so much better for me. 可是，这样对我好多了 [00:09:19]

I know. You didn't love Barry,honey. 我知道，你不爱贝利，亲爱的 [00:09:21]

And I've never seen you this happy. 我也没见过你这么快乐过 [00:09:26]

I look at you and I think, "This is what I want." 看着你，我心里在想… “这是我要的” [00:09:28]

For me. 这是为我吗？ [00:09:34]

Well,not just for you. 不只是为了你啦 [00:09:37]

What do you mean? 你是什么意思啊？ [00:09:39]

I'm considering leaving your father. 我在考虑离开你爸爸 [00:09:41]

All right,tell me if this is too cute. 好，告诉我这太可爱了 [00:09:48]

Lesbian wedding... chicken breasts. 同性恋婚礼…，鸡胸肉 [00:09:51]

Oh,God. I think I'm gonna be sick. 天啊，我想我快吐了 [00:09:58]

What? It's not like I'm putting little nipples on them. 什么？ 我又没有在上面放小乳头 [00:10:01]

-You had no idea? -None. 你完全不知道他们处得不好 不知道 [00:10:08]

They didn't fight? 他们不常吵架？ [00:10:11]

No,they didn't even talk to each other. 不，他们连话都不讲了 [00:10:12]

How was I suppose to know they were having problems? 天啊，我怎么会知道 他们之间有问题啊 [00:10:15]

You know,in my day, divorce was not an option. 在我那个时代 离婚不是个选择 [00:10:20]

Hey,look who's up! 看谁醒了 [00:10:24]

I just can't believe this is happening! 我只是无法相信这个事情嘛 [00:10:28]

When I was little, all parents got divorced. 我是说我小时候 每个人的父母都在闹离婚 [00:10:31]

I figured as an adult, I wouldn't have to worry about it. 我只是想，我长大了 就不用再担心这个了 [00:10:34]

Can't you look at this as flattering? 你可不可能 把这件事视为恭维呢？ [00:10:37]

She just wants to be like you. 我是说 她这样做是想向你学习 [00:10:41]

Well,couldn't she have just copied my haircut? 那她不能 学我的发型就好了吗？ [00:10:43]

When my parents divorced, they sent me to a shrink... 我父母离婚的时候 他们还叫我去看心理医生呢… [00:10:47]

...and she told me that kids blame themselves. …他们告诉我 所有的小孩都会怪自己 [00:10:50]

But in your case, it's actually kind of true. 就你而言，这真应该怪你呢 [00:10:54]

Oh,that's him. 就是他 [00:10:57]

-Phoebe? -Hi,Mr. Adelman. 菲比？ 是，艾先生 [00:11:04]

-Nice to see you. -Thanks for coming. 幸会，幸会 谢谢你来见我 [00:11:06]

That's okay. Although you did cut into my busy day of sitting. 没问题，不过你的确打扰了我 忙碌昏坐的一天 [00:11:08]

Do you wanna sit? 你要坐下来吗？ [00:11:14]

No,I spent most of my morning trying to stand up. 不…不用了 我早上花了好多时间才站起来 [00:11:16]

What can I do for you,my dear? 我能为你做些什么，亲爱的？ [00:11:21]

Okay,I don't know how to say this,but.... 我不知道该怎么说啦… [00:11:23]

I think when your wife's spirit left her body... 当你太太的灵魂 离开她身体的时候… [00:11:26]

...it kind of stuck around... …她转入了我的… [00:11:29]

...in me. …身上 [00:11:32]

You're saying my wife is in you? 你说我太太在你身上？ [00:11:34]

Yeah. You don't have to believe me,but... 你用不着相信我啦… [00:11:36]

...can you think of any unfinished business she had? …不过你能想出她或许 有什么未完成的心愿吗？ [00:11:40]

Any reason to hang around? 有什么原因让她留下来吗？ [00:11:43]

I don't know what to say. 我不知道该说什么 [00:11:45]

All I can think of is that... 我唯一能够想到的是… [00:11:47]

...she used to say that before she died, she wanted to see everything. …以前她常说她死之前 她想见识一切 [00:11:50]

-Everything? -Everything. 一切？ 一切 [00:11:54]

That's a lot of stuff. 那可真是不少 [00:11:57]

Oh,wait,l.... 等一等… [00:11:59]

I remember she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time. 我想起来了，她还说 她想最后再跟我上一次床 [00:12:00]

I'm sorry. There's laughing in my head. 对不起，我脑袋里有笑声 [00:12:13]

Worth a shot,huh? 值得一试嘛 [00:12:19]

Look at this! 看这一张 [00:12:26]

These are all Halloween, three years ago. 这是三年前万圣节的照片 [00:12:28]

Oh,and look,here's Barry. 你看，这是贝利 [00:12:31]

He came straight from the office? 他直接从诊所过来吗？ [00:12:33]

Oh,no. That was his costume. 不，那是他的服装 [00:12:35]

See,he's actually an orthodontist, but he came as a regular dentist. 他是个牙齿矫正师 但他打扮成一般的牙医 [00:12:39]

You guys? 各位 [00:12:45]

Remember when I said that I don't need your help? 记得我以前说 谢了，我不需要你们帮忙？ [00:12:46]

Actually,I think you said... 事实上，我想你说的是… [00:12:50]

... "Don't touch that and get out of my kitchen." …“别乱碰 离我的厨房远一点” [00:12:51]

Really? Weird. Anyway.... 真的？奇怪，不过… [00:12:55]

I planned really well. I planned and planned. 我一切都计划得很好 我计划计划又计划 [00:12:58]

I just didn't plan enough time to do it. 只是我想 我实际烹饪的时间计划得不够 [00:13:01]

-You want some help? -lf you want. 摩妮卡，需要帮忙吗？ 你要的话 [00:13:04]

What a day! 好长的一天 [00:13:12]

I took her everywhere. 我带这位老太太到处去逛 [00:13:13]

The Museum of Modern Art, Rockefeller Center... 我们去了现代美术馆 洛克裴勒中心… [00:13:18]

...the Statue of Liberty. …自由女神像 [00:13:21]

She's still with you? 她还跟着你啊？ [00:13:23]

Yes. I guess she hasn't seen everything yet. 对呀，我猜这位老太太 还没见过一切呢 [00:13:24]

Be right back. She has to go to the bathroom again. 我马上回来 她必须再去一趟厕所 [00:13:29]

Such a pretty face! 一张好漂亮的脸 [00:13:34]

Oh,this is so much fun! Just the girls! 这好好玩，就只有我们女生 [00:13:40]

Do you know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana? 知道我们该做什么吗？ 我想请问一下，谁有大麻？ [00:13:44]

God! 天啊 [00:13:48]

Look,no one's smoking pot around all this food. 听着 不准在这堆食物旁边吸大麻 [00:13:52]

Well,that's fine. 没关系 [00:13:56]

I never did it. I just thought I might. 我从没抽过，只想试一试 [00:13:58]

What's new in sex? 所以…最新性事是什么？ [00:14:03]

What's new in sex? 最新性事是什么？ [00:14:07]

The only man I've been with is your father. 我只跟你老爸做过那件事而已 [00:14:09]

This is no offense to your dad, but I was thinking... 我不是在批评你爸爸，亲爱的 我只是在想… [00:14:15]

You know what? I cannot have this conversation with you. 对不起，你知道吗？ 我没有办法跟你谈这件事 [00:14:20]

You come here and drop this bomb on me before you even tell Daddy. 你甚至还没告诉爸 就到我这里来丢这颗炸弹 [00:14:25]

Do you want my blessing? Want me to talk you out of it? 怎么样？你到底要什么？ 要我的祝福，是不是？ [00:14:29]

Then what do you want? 那你要我说服你别这样吗？ [00:14:33]

I guess I figured you would understand. 我猜我以为 在所有人当中你最了解我 [00:14:34]

Why on earth would I understand this? 为什么我应该要最了解你呢？ [00:14:37]

You didn't marry your Barry,honey. 你没有嫁给你的贝利 [00:14:41]

But I married mine. 但是我嫁了我的贝利 [00:14:44]

We're in trouble. We've only got 12 hours and 36 minutes left. 好了，各位，我们来不及了 我们只剩下12小时又36分 [00:14:52]

Move,move,move! 快… [00:14:56]

I feel like you should have German subtitles. 摩妮卡，我觉得 你应该加上德文字幕才对 [00:14:58]

Joey,speed it up! 乔伊，快一点嘛 [00:15:03]

I'm sorry! It's the pigs! They're reluctant to get in the blanket! 抱歉，是猪啦 它们不愿意进毯子啊 [00:15:05]

How did this happen? I thought you had this planned out. 摩妮卡，怎么会这样呢？ 我以为你全部都计划好了 [00:15:10]

Do you want me to cry? 你要我哭吗？ [00:15:14]

Is that what you want? 那就是你要的吗？ [00:15:17]

Do you wanna see me cry? 你要看到我哭吗？ [00:15:19]

Sir,no,sir! 长官，不要，长官 [00:15:22]

All right,you! 好了，你 [00:15:26]

No. Look,I told you, I am not a part of this thing. 不，我说过我不参与这件事 [00:15:28]

Look,Ross. I know you have issues with Carol and Susan,and I feel for you. 我知道你跟凯洛和苏珊有过节 我很同情你，真的 [00:15:31]

But if you don't help, I'm gonna take those hot dogs... 但是如果你不帮我 我会用一堆热狗… [00:15:36]

...and create an appetizer called "Pigs In Ross." …创造出一道 新的开胃菜叫“罗斯猪肉卷” [00:15:39]

All right,ball a melon! 好，挖香瓜球 [00:15:43]

How come I'm stuck dicing when he gets to ball a melon? 为什么我得切丁 他却可以挖香瓜球呢？ [00:15:45]

-How's it going? -Great! Right on schedule. 进行得怎么样？ 非常顺利，全按时间来 [00:15:54]

Got my little happy helpers. 有我快乐的小帮手们 是啊 [00:15:57]

That's fine. Whatever. 很好啊 [00:16:00]

What's wrong? 怎么了？ [00:16:03]

Nothing. 没事 [00:16:04]

Okay,everything. I think we're calling off the wedding. 好吧，有什么 我想我们婚礼要取消了 [00:16:07]

Or something a little less selfish. 或是做不那么自私的事 [00:16:16]

What's the matter? What happened? 凯洛，发生什么事了？ [00:16:19]

My parents called to say they weren't coming. 我爸妈今天下午来电话 说他们不来了 [00:16:21]

I knew they were having trouble with this,but... 我是说 我知道他们不赞成这件事… [00:16:24]

...they're my parents. They're supposed to give me away. …可是他们是我父母啊 他们应该把我嫁出去的 [00:16:28]

Susan and I fought because I said maybe we should call it off. 然后我跟苏珊大吵了一架 因为我说或许应该取消婚礼 [00:16:32]

She said,"This isn't for them. It's for us." 然后她说“这不是为了他们 这是为了我们” [00:16:36]

And if I couldn't see that, we should cancel the wedding. “如果我不了解这个的话 或许我们真应该取消婚礼” [00:16:40]

I don't know what to do. 我不知道该怎么办 [00:16:43]

I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I think Susan's right. 不相信我要这么说 但我认为苏珊是对的 [00:16:47]

You do? 真的？ [00:16:52]

Do you love her? And don't be too emphatic about this. 你爱她吗？ 你不用说得太斩钉截铁 [00:16:54]

Of course I do. 我当然爱她了 [00:17:00]

Well then,that's it. 那就是了 [00:17:01]

If George and Adelaide can't accept that,then the hell with them. 如果你的父母无法接受的话 那就去他们的 [00:17:03]

If my parents didn't want me to marry you... 听着，我是说 若我的父母不要我娶你的话… [00:17:09]

... no way that would've stopped me. …那绝对阻止不了我 [00:17:12]

Look,this is your wedding. 这是你的婚礼 [00:17:16]

Do it. 去做 [00:17:18]

You're right. Of course you're right. 说得对，当然你是对的 [00:17:22]

So we're back on? 那我们继续吗？ [00:17:25]

We're back on. 我们继续吧 [00:17:27]

You heard the woman! Peel! Chop! Devil! 你们听到了，削皮，剁，切 [00:17:28]

Can't believe I lost two minutes! 真不敢相信我停了两分钟 [00:17:33]

It just seems so futile. 我真的觉得好白费心机 [00:17:46]

You know? All these women,and nothing! 你看，这么多女人跟没有一样 [00:17:48]

I feel like Superman without my powers,you know? 我觉得自己像没了神力的超人 [00:17:54]

I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly. 我有披风，但我飞不起来 [00:17:58]

Well,now you understand how I feel every single day. 现在你应该知道 我每天的感觉了吧 [00:18:04]

The world is my lesbian wedding. 世界是我的同性恋婚礼 [00:18:09]

Butterscotch? 奶油糖？ [00:18:23]

No one? 有人要吃吗？ [00:18:26]

-Thank you. -Anytime. 谢谢 随时候教 [00:19:05]

Nothing makes God happier... 没有任何一件事…亲朋，好友 [00:19:16]

...than when two people,any two people, come together in love. …比两个人 因爱而结合使神更快乐 [00:19:18]

Friends,family, we're gathered here today... 我们今日齐聚一堂… [00:19:23]

...to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony. …见证凯洛和苏珊神圣的婚礼 [00:19:26]

Oh,my God! 老天 [00:19:29]

She's gone! 她走了 [00:19:36]

She's gone! 她…她走了 [00:19:38]

She's gone. 她走了 [00:19:39]

Go ahead,get married. Go,go! 来吧，结婚啊 [00:19:40]

Strangers in the night 黑夜中的陌生人 [00:19:45]

Exchanging glances 目光交会 [00:19:48]

Wondering in the night 在黑夜中游荡 [00:19:50]

Would you look at them? 你看看她们 [00:19:52]

Yeah. Can't help but. 是啊，忍不住… [00:19:54]

How's that pig-in-the-blanket working out for you? 那道猪肉卷好不好吃啊？ [00:20:02]

I wrapped those bad boys. 对，是在下做的耶 [00:20:06]

I miss Rose. 我想念罗玫 [00:20:10]

Oh,yeah? 是吗？ [00:20:11]

I know it's kind of weird,but she was a big part of my life.... 我知道这有点怪怪的 但是她是我生活的一部分… [00:20:12]

I don't know,I feel alone. 我只是觉得有点孤单 [00:20:17]

You know,I couldn't help overhearing what you just said. 我听到你刚说的话 [00:20:20]

I think it's time you forget about Rose, move on with your life. 我想你也该把罗玫抛在脑后了 继续你的生活 [00:20:25]

How about we get you a drink? 我们去拿杯饮料如何？ [00:20:30]

Okay. So nice! 好的，你真好 [00:20:32]

I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line,right? 我连搭讪的话都不用费心了 是不是？ [00:20:42]

Hey,Mom,having fun? 妈，好玩吗？ [00:20:48]

Am l! I just danced with a wonderfully large woman. 才好玩呢，我刚才跟一个 好高大的女人跳舞 [00:20:50]

And three other girls made eyes at me over at the buffet. 另外有三个女孩 在餐点那边对我眨眼睛 [00:20:55]

I'm not saying it's something I wanna pursue... 我不是说这是我所要追求的… [00:20:59]

... but it's nice to know I have options. …但是知道有选择好令人欣慰 [00:21:02]

There's more alcohol,right? 还有酒，对吧？ [00:21:07]

How you doing? 你好吗？ [00:21:14]

You did a good thing today. 你今天做了件好事 [00:21:19]

You wanna dance? 想跳舞吗？ [00:21:26]

Come on. 来嘛 [00:21:30]

I'll let you lead. 我让你带舞 [00:21:32]

Look,penis,schmenis! 谁在乎“老二” [00:21:52]

Okay? We're all people. 我们都是人 [00:21:54]

Which one of us is gonna be the first one to get married? 你们想 我们之中哪一个会先结婚？ [00:22:06]

Mon,I was married. 摩妮卡，我已经结过婚了 [00:22:10]

-Yeah,me too,technically. -I had a wedding. 我也是，技术上 我有过婚礼 [00:22:12]

Just trying to start a discussion. 好啊 只是想开始个有趣的讨论 [00:22:15]

Which one do you think will be the last to get married? 我想到了 哪一个会最晚结婚？ [00:22:18]

Isn't Ben in this? 你们说小班算不算？ [00:22:26]

Of course! 算哪 [00:22:28]

Absolutely. 当然算了 [00:22:29]