《Fat》歌词

歌曲： Fat

所属专辑：The Essential Weird Al Yankovic

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 03:36

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Fat (肥胖) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]

Your butt is wide[00:00:18]

Well mine is too[00:00:20]

Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you[00:00:22]

The word is out[00:00:26]

Better treat me right[00:00:28]

'Cause I'm the king of cellulite[00:00:30]

Ham on ham on[00:00:34]

Ham on whole wheat all right[00:00:36]

My zippers bust[00:00:42]

My buckles break[00:00:44]

I'm too much man for you to take[00:00:46]

The pavement cracks when I fall down[00:00:51]

I've got more chins than Chinatown[00:00:55]

Well[00:00:59]

I've never used a phone booth[00:00:59]

And I've never seen my toes[00:01:01]

When I'm goin' to the movies[00:01:03]

I take up seven rows[00:01:05]

Because I'm fat[00:01:06]

Fat fat[00:01:08]

Come on[00:01:09]

Really really fat[00:01:09]

You know I'm fat[00:01:11]

Fat[00:01:12]

I'm fat[00:01:12]

You know it[00:01:13]

Really really fat[00:01:14]

You know I'm fat[00:01:15]

Fat[00:01:16]

I'm fat[00:01:16]

Come on[00:01:17]

Really really fat[00:01:18]

You know[00:01:18]

Don't you call me pudgy[00:01:19]

Portly or stout[00:01:20]

Just now tell me once again who's fat[00:01:21]

When I walk out to get my mail[00:01:32]

It measures on the Richter scale[00:01:36]

Down at the beach I'm a lucky man[00:01:40]

I'm the only one who gets a tan[00:01:44]

If I have one more pie a la mode[00:01:48]

I'm gonna need my own zip code[00:01:52]

When you're only having seconds[00:01:56]

I'm having twenty-thirds[00:01:58]

When I go to get my shoes shined[00:02:00]

I gotta take their word[00:02:02]

Because I'm fat[00:02:04]

Fat[00:02:05]

I'm fat[00:02:05]

Sha mone[00:02:06]

Really really fat[00:02:07]

You know I'm fat[00:02:08]

Fat[00:02:09]

I'm fat[00:02:09]

You know it[00:02:10]

Really really fat[00:02:11]

You know I'm fat[00:02:12]

Fat[00:02:13]

I'm fat[00:02:14]

You know it[00:02:14]

Really really fat[00:02:15]

You know[00:02:16]

And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds[00:02:17]

Lemme tell you once again who's fat[00:02:19]

If you see me comin' your way[00:02:37]

Better give me plenty space[00:02:39]

If I tell you that I'm hungry[00:02:41]

Then won't you feed my face[00:02:43]

Because I'm fat[00:02:45]

Fat[00:02:46]

I'm fat[00:02:46]

Sha mone[00:02:47]

Really really fat[00:02:48]

You know I'm fat[00:02:49]

Fat[00:02:50]

I'm fat[00:02:51]

You know it[00:02:51]

Really really fat[00:02:52]

You know I'm fat[00:02:53]

Fat[00:02:54]

I'm fat[00:02:55]

You know it[00:02:56]

Really really fat[00:02:56]

You know[00:02:57]

When I sit around the house[00:02:58]

I really sit around the house[00:02:59]

You know I'm fat[00:03:01]

Fat[00:03:02]

I'm fat[00:03:03]

Sha mone[00:03:04]

Really really fat[00:03:04]

You know I'm fat[00:03:05]

Fat[00:03:07]

I'm fat[00:03:07]

You know it[00:03:08]

Really really fat[00:03:09]

You know it[00:03:09]

You know[00:03:10]

Fat fat[00:03:11]

You know[00:03:11]

You know[00:03:12]

Really really fat[00:03:13]

Come on[00:03:13]

And you know all by myself I'm a crowd[00:03:14]

Lemme tell you once again[00:03:16]

You know I'm huge[00:03:18]

I'm fat[00:03:19]

Fat[00:03:19]

You know it[00:03:20]

Really really fat[00:03:21]

You know I'm fat fat you know hoo[00:03:22]

Really really fat[00:03:25]

You know I'm fat[00:03:26]

Fat[00:03:27]

I'm fat[00:03:28]

You know it[00:03:29]

Really really fat[00:03:29]

You know[00:03:30]

And the whole world knows[00:03:31]

I'm fat and I'm proud[00:03:32]

Just tell me once again who's fat[00:03:33]