《If That Isn’t Love》歌词

歌曲： If That Isn’t Love

所属专辑：Alpocalypse

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 03:48

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Ooh yeah[00:00:05]

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Oh[00:00:08]

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I'm your shelter from the storm[00:00:11]

我是你躲避风暴的港湾[00:00:14]

You'll know I'll always have your back[00:00:14]

你知道我会一直支持你[00:00:16]

I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack[00:00:16]

我甚至会将你冰冷的手放进我的身体去温暖你[00:00:22]

I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on[00:00:22]

当Oprah出现的时候 我都不会转移注意力[00:00:27]

And when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn[00:00:27]

当你在向我谈论你的感受的时候 我会尽可能不去犯困[00:00:32]

And when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder[00:00:32]

当我们在宴会上时 我不会谈论你的隐私[00:00:38]

When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder[00:00:38]

当你在屋顶上清扫的时候 我会为你扶稳梯子[00:00:43]

And if that isn't love[00:00:43]

如果这都不是爱[00:00:49]

If that isn't love[00:00:49]

如果这都不是爱[00:00:54]

If that isn't love[00:00:54]

如果这都不是爱[00:00:57]

I don't know what love is[00:00:57]

我便不知道什么是爱[00:01:00]

Nanananananana nanananano I guess I don't know[00:01:00]

我猜我不知道[00:01:05]

Nanananananana[00:01:05]

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Ahhhh listen now[00:01:09]

现在听着[00:01:11]

There's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator[00:01:11]

冰箱里还剩下一点点牛奶[00:01:15]

I could've finished it off but I quit in case you want a tiny little sip for later[00:01:15]

我本可以喝完它 但我担心你随后会需要一些[00:01:21]

And if you cut the cheese then maybe I'll wink and say the dog's to blame[00:01:21]

如果你做了什么不好的事 我会故意说那是狗狗干的事[00:01:25]

And I'll make sure to call you baby everytime I forget your name[00:01:25]

每当忘记你名字的时候 我都会叫你宝贝[00:01:31]

I'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat[00:01:31]

在你开始发胖的时候我会提醒你[00:01:36]

Cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that[00:01:36]

因为你所谓的朋友会忘了提醒你[00:01:41]

And if that isn't love[00:01:41]

如果这都不是爱[00:01:47]

If that isn't love[00:01:47]

如果这都不是爱[00:01:53]

If that isn't love[00:01:53]

如果这都不是爱[00:01:56]

I don't know what love is[00:01:56]

我便不知道什么是爱[00:01:58]

Nanananananana nananana well then I don't know[00:01:58]

我不知道[00:02:03]

Nananannananna[00:02:03]

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Oh no[00:02:06]

不[00:02:08]

Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia [00:02:08]

尽管你让我耐着性子看完妈妈咪呀这个电视节目[00:02:11]

Well I still adore you[00:02:11]

我依旧喜欢你[00:02:13]

I'll kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast[00:02:13]

甚至你在早餐时刻吃了鸡蛋卷 我也会亲吻你[00:02:17]

And I can't stand omelettes[00:02:17]

虽然我不能忍受鸡蛋卷的味道[00:02:19]

After I take a bath [00:02:19]

在我洗完澡后[00:02:20]

If it's still warm I'll leave the water in there for you[00:02:20]

如果水还是热的 我会留给你[00:02:24]

I'll give you my word[00:02:24]

我向你保证[00:02:26]

You're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd[00:02:26]

你如此美丽 让辉煌的夕阳看起来都自惭形秽[00:02:31]

Everytime I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing[00:02:31]

每一次看到你 都想在你面前好好表现[00:02:37]

You can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging[00:02:37]

你可以一直依靠我 说一些鼓励的话语[00:02:42]

If you get drunk and pass out I'll never Sharpie up your face[00:02:42]

如果你喝醉了酒 我不会趁机做坏事[00:02:48]

And I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super convenient place[00:02:48]

我不会弄脏你的沙发 尽管那是一个很方便的地方[00:02:54]

I totally support every idiotic thing you do[00:02:54]

我会接受你做的所有犯傻的事情[00:02:58]

And I almost never pretend you're someone else when I'm making out with you[00:02:58]

和你在一起的时候 我的心里不会想着其他人[00:03:04]

And if that isn't love[00:03:04]

如果这都不是爱[00:03:10]

If that isn't love[00:03:10]

如果这都不是爱[00:03:15]

If that isn't love[00:03:15]

如果这都不是爱[00:03:18]

I don't know what love is[00:03:18]

我便不知道什么是爱[00:03:21]

Nanananananana no I don't know what love is[00:03:21]

我便不知道什么是爱[00:03:26]

Nanananananana well I don't know what love is[00:03:26]

我便不知道什么是爱[00:03:34]

I don't know what love is[00:03:34]

我不知道什么是爱[00:03:39]