《Friends S09E01 The One Where No One Proposes》歌词

歌曲： Friends S09E01 The One Where No One Proposes

所属专辑：老友记

歌手： 英语之声

时长： 24:59

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Joey? 乔伊？ [00:00:07]

Oh, my God. 喔，我的天啊！ [00:00:10]

Okay. 我答应你 [00:00:15]

So.. 那么… [00:00:26]

I guess we should make it official, huh? 我想我们应该要正式点，对吧？ [00:00:29]

Look, Rach, I.. 听着，瑞秋，我… [00:00:34]

Hey, Ross is here! Hey, look, it's my good friend Ross! 嘿，罗斯来了！ 嘿，瞧我的好朋友罗斯来了！ [00:00:36]

- Hey, Ross. - Hey, Joey. -嘿，罗斯 -嘿，乔伊 [00:00:41]

- Hey, you. - Hey, you. -嘿，你好 -嘿，你好 [00:00:45]

And he brought flowers! Thanks, Ross. I'm really more of a candy kind of guy. 还有花耶！谢了，罗斯 我是那种比较会送糖果的人 [00:00:47]

You're weird today. 你今天真诡异 [00:00:54]

Listen, I wanted to talk to you about something. 我有事想跟你谈 [00:00:58]

Yeah. Actually, I kind of need to talk to you too. 事实上，我也需要跟你谈谈 [00:01:01]

- Joey, could you give us a minute? - No. -乔伊，你可以回避一下吗？ -办不到 [00:01:05]

- What? - I'm sorry. I meant, "No." -什么？ -我很抱歉，我是说做不到 [00:01:10]

Hi. Hey, look who's here. 嘿，瞧瞧谁来了 [00:01:15]

Where's my granddaughter? I've been practicing my magic tricks. 我的孙女在哪呢？ 我一直在练习变魔术 [00:01:17]

He pulled a quarter out of my ear. 他从我耳后变出一个铜板 [00:01:21]

- Hey, where's Mom? - She went to pick up Aunt Liddy. -嘿，妈呢？ -她去接莉蒂阿姨 [00:01:25]

Aunt Liddy's coming? That means we get $5 each! 莉蒂阿姨要来？ 那我们又可以有钱拿啰！ [00:01:27]

So when do I get to meet Emma and show her this: 我何时才可以见到艾犸 然后表演这个给她看呢？ [00:01:32]

Okay, wow. 好耶，哇 [00:01:38]

Emma's in the nursery. I'll take you now if you want. 艾犸在育婴室 如果你要，我现在就带你去 [00:01:41]

- But I really want to talk to you. - I know. I still need to talk to you. -但是我真的想要跟你谈谈 -我知道，我也要跟你谈谈 [00:01:44]

But before you guys do that, I need to talk to you. 但是在你们谈之前 我需要跟你谈谈 [00:01:48]

And Ross, I need to talk to you. 还有罗斯，我需要跟你谈谈 [00:01:50]

- And I need to talk to you. - About what? -而我需要跟你谈谈 -谈什么？ [00:01:53]

To see if you know what these guys are talking about. 看你知不知道他们是要谈什么 [00:01:56]

The One Where No One Proposes 本集播出：求婚 [00:02:00]

Isn't she beautiful? 她真是漂亮 [00:02:46]

Look at her, my first grandchild. 瞧瞧她，我第一个孙子 [00:02:49]

What about Ben? 那班算什么？ [00:02:54]

Well, of course, Ben. I meant my first granddaughter. 喔，班，当然也是 我指的是我的第一个孙女 [00:02:58]

God, isn't she beautiful? Doesn't she look just like Rachel? 天啊，她真是漂亮 她看起来好像瑞秋，是吧？ [00:03:08]

I know everybody keeps saying that, but all I see is Vin Diesel. 我知道大家都一直这样说 但是我倒觉得是像冯迪索 [00:03:11]

What do you think our baby will look like? 你觉得我们的小孩会像谁？ [00:03:19]

Oh, God. Please. You. 喔，天啊，拜托，要像你 [00:03:21]

But it'll have my sense of humor. 但是他会有我的绝佳幽默 [00:03:24]

Have you thought any more about you and Rachel? 你有想过跟瑞秋之间的可能性吗？ [00:03:33]

Yeah, actually I was gonna talk to her when you guys came in the room. 有啊…事实上当你们进来时 我本来正要问她 [00:03:37]

Yeah, That's so exciting! Wow. You could've done that with us there. 真是太好了！哇 即使我们在，你也可以开口啊 [00:03:40]

- Yeah, right. - Sure. Okay. -是啊，没错 -当然，是啊 [00:03:46]

You can touch yourself in front of us, but you can't talk to Rachel. 你能在我们面前自摸 却不能在我们面前跟瑞秋谈 [00:03:48]

What? When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys? 什么？我何时在你们面前摸过我自己？ [00:03:51]

Oh, please. Just before, when you were asleep in the lounge. 喔，拜托，就在不久前 当你在客厅睡着时 [00:03:55]

That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV. 那些亚美尼亚人都不看电视 反而在看你 [00:04:01]

That reminds me. That Mr. Hazmegian still has my Game Boy. 这倒提醒了我 我的任天堂还在贺斯梅先生那里 [00:04:06]

- Chandler, can I talk to you for a second? - Sure. -钱德，我可以跟你谈一下吗？ -当然 [00:04:11]

Dude, I just did something terrible. 兄弟，我刚做了一件很糟糕的事 [00:04:16]

That was you? I thought it was Jack. 原来是你做的，我以为是杰克 [00:04:18]

No, no. That was Jack. Rachel thinks I asked her to marry me. 不，那件事是杰克干的 瑞秋以为我跟她求婚 [00:04:22]

- What? Why does she think that? - Because it kind of looked like I did. -什么？她为什么会那样以为呢？ -因为看起来好像是我跟她求婚了 [00:04:26]

Again, what? 再说一次，什么？ [00:04:32]

Okay, I was down on one knee with the ring in my hand.. 好啦，我单膝跪在地上 手中拿着戒指… [00:04:33]

As we all are at some point during the day. 像每个男人在一天当中 的某个时候都会做的 [00:04:37]

It wasn't my ring. It fell out of Ross' jacket.. 那不是我的戒指 是从罗斯的夹克掉出来的 [00:04:41]

and when I knelt down to pick it up, Rachel thought I was proposing. 然后当我蹲下去要把它捡起来时 瑞秋以为我是在求婚 [00:04:43]

Ross had a ring? And he was gonna propose? 罗斯准备了戒指？ 他要求婚？ [00:04:46]

- I guess. - And you did it first? -我想是吧 -而你抢在他之前先做了？ [00:04:49]

This is gonna kill him. You know how much he loves to propose. 他会很不爽的 你明知道他有多爱求婚这档事 [00:04:52]

I know. I know. It's awful. 我知道，这真是太糟糕了 [00:04:56]

Well, what did she say? 那她怎么回答呢？ [00:04:58]

She said, "Yes." 她答应了 [00:05:01]

You're smiling. 你在微笑 [00:05:04]

No, I'm not. 我没有 [00:05:06]

Yes, you are. I can tell by the way your mouth is. 你有，我从你的嘴型就可以看出来 [00:05:09]

Does Ross know? 罗斯知道吗？ [00:05:13]

Oh, my God. What the hell am I gonna tell him? 喔，我的天啊 我该怎么告诉他呢？ [00:05:16]

- Maybe you don't have to tell him. - I like that. Yeah. -或许你根本不用告诉他 -正合我意 [00:05:19]

If you clear things up with Rachel, Ross never needs to find out. 如果你先去跟瑞秋解释清楚 罗斯就永远不需要知道了 [00:05:22]

But you have to do it before he hears about it and kicks your ass. 但你必须在他发现而痛扁你之前 赶快行动 [00:05:25]

All right, let's not get carried away. 好吧，我们不要分心了 [00:05:28]

I want a baby. 我想要个小孩 [00:05:33]

Honey, we've been over this. I need to be facing the other way. 亲爱的，我们已经讨论过了 我必须要先转过来才行 [00:05:35]

If we have sex again, it'll double our chances of getting pregnant. 如果我们再做爱 那我怀孕的机率就会增加一倍 [00:05:40]

- I think that closet's still available. - I am so tired. -我想那间更衣室现在还是没有人 -我好累喔 [00:05:45]

- Yeah, okay, but no foreplay. - Deal! -好啦，但是说好没有前戏喔 -没问题！ [00:05:53]

Dad, seriously! 爸，拜托 [00:06:00]

You know, you really should see someone about that. 你应该要找医生检查看看了 [00:06:04]

Noted. 知道了 [00:06:08]

I wanna go talk to Rachel for a minute. Are you gonna be okay alone for a bit? 我要去找瑞秋谈谈 你自己一个人在这里没问题吧 [00:06:11]

Are you kidding me? I could stay and look at her forever. 你在开玩笑吗？ 我可以目不转睛的看着她 [00:06:15]

Actually.. 事实上… [00:06:22]

- Hey. - Hi. -嘿 -嗨 [00:06:28]

Are you all right? 你还好吗？ [00:06:30]

- I think I just got engaged. - Oh, my God! He did it? -我想我刚订婚了 -喔，天啊！他求婚了 [00:06:34]

What? Did you know he was gonna ask me? 什么？你知道他要求婚吗？ [00:06:39]

Are you kidding? I'm, like, the one who talked him into it. 你在开玩笑吗？ 我就是那个怂恿他的人 [00:06:41]

I like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group. 我喜欢当我们这群人的玩偶操纵大师 [00:06:46]

- And you really think this is a good idea? - I just talked him into it. -你真认为这是个好主意吗？ -我才刚怂恿了他 [00:06:51]

Don't tell me I have to do you too? 别连你也要我怂恿才行 [00:06:55]

- The puppet master gets tired, people. - Okay. -玩偶操纵大师也是会累的，拜托 -好吧 [00:06:57]

I don't know. It just doesn't feel right. 我不知道，总觉得怪怪的 [00:07:01]

Why? You two are so meant to be together. Everybody thinks so. 为什么？你们俩是注定要在一起的 大家都这么认为 [00:07:04]

Really? Even Ross? 真的？即使罗斯也是这样想？ [00:07:08]

Especially Ross. 罗斯更是这样想 [00:07:12]

Hey, Phoebe. You know what? I'll come back later. 嘿，菲比 我等一下再回来 [00:07:17]

Wow. Kind of a full house here. 哇，这里真是拥挤 [00:07:23]

I guess I'll just.. I'll come back. 我想，我等一下再回来 [00:07:28]

There he goes. Your fiance. 他走了，你的未婚夫 [00:07:33]

I guess so. 我想是啊 [00:07:38]

Although he does play with himself in his sleep. 不过他会在睡着的时候自摸 [00:07:41]

I can't say I'm surprised. 我一点也不惊讶 [00:07:43]

- Dad, what are you doing? - There are people in there having sex. -爸，你在做什么？ -有两个人在里面做爱 [00:07:49]

It can't be me. I'm standing right here. 不可能是我，我人站在这里 [00:07:56]

- Wanna peek? - No! -想要偷看吗？ -不要！ [00:08:00]

Come on. 别这样 [00:08:02]

You know what? I don't like you without Mom. 你知道吗？ 我讨厌妈不在你身边 [00:08:04]

Come on. 走吧 [00:08:07]

We're not peeking? 我们不偷看吗？ [00:08:10]

Well, I'm peeking. 我还是要偷看 [00:08:14]

Oh, my God! 喔，我的天啊！ [00:08:18]

Hello, sir. You know Monica. 您好，您认识摩妮卡的 [00:08:21]

- Hey, is it okay to come in? - Of course. -嘿，可以进来吗？ -当然可以 [00:08:40]

Joey, this ring, I.. It's beautiful. I love it. 乔伊，这个戒指，我… 真是太美了，我好喜欢 [00:08:43]

Yeah. Look, Rach, there's something I gotta tell you. 是啊，听着，瑞秋 有件事我必须要告诉你 [00:08:48]

- Hey. - Hi. -嘿 -嗨 [00:08:53]

- Are you ready to try nursing again? - Yeah. Hi, Emma. -你准备好要再试喂母乳了吗？ -是啊，嗨，艾犸 [00:08:54]

Why do you think she won't take my breast? 你想她为什么不吸我的奶呢？ [00:08:59]

It's all right. It takes babies a while to get it. 没关系的 婴儿需要一点时间适应 [00:09:01]

- But don't worry, it'll happen. - Okay. -不过别担心，她会吸的 -好吧 [00:09:03]

Okay, sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth. 好的，甜心，你可以办得到的 张开嘴巴，然后把它放到嘴里 [00:09:10]

Dear Lord. 救命啊，上帝 [00:09:14]

- I'm sorry, honey, what were you saying? - Yeah, look, I think that.. -我很抱歉，亲爱的，你刚说什么？ -喔，对，听着，我想… [00:09:18]

Because, look! She's pulling away again. 因为，瞧，她又转开了 [00:09:22]

Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth? 会不会是我的乳头 对她而言太大了呢？ [00:09:26]

She looks scared. Doesn't she look scared? 她像是被吓到了 她看起来是不是像被吓到了呢？ [00:09:32]

You know, I don't really know her. 你知道的，我跟她又不是很熟 [00:09:35]

Why don't we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow? 我们试试看按摩胸部来刺激乳汁分泌 [00:09:38]

- Okay. - Are you kidding me? -好的 -你在玩我吗？ [00:09:41]

This is so frustrating. Why doesn't she want my breast? 真是好沮丧！ 她为什么不喜欢我的奶呢？ [00:09:46]

I don't know! Maybe she's crazy! 我不知道！或许她发疯了！ [00:09:49]

- Hey, wait up. - Hi. -嘿，等一下 -嗨 [00:09:54]

Congratulations. 恭喜了 [00:09:57]

I didn't want to say anything in front of Joey. I didn't know if he knew. 我不想在乔伊面前说 我不知道他是否知道 [00:09:59]

What? That we had a baby? Now let's give him a little credit. 什么？他不知道我们有了小孩吗？ 我们别太低估他了 [00:10:02]

Although he did eat a piece of plastic fruit earlier. 虽然他在稍早才吃了一个塑胶水果 [00:10:06]

No, no, that you and Rachel are engaged. 不，我是说你跟瑞秋订婚的事 [00:10:10]

- What? - Oh, it's a secret? -什么？ -喔，那是秘密吗？ [00:10:13]

Goody. Yes! We haven't done the secret thing in a long time. 太棒了，我们很久都没有 玩秘密游戏了 [00:10:16]

No, Rachel and I are not engaged. 不，瑞秋跟我没有订婚 [00:10:22]

I think you are. 我想你们有 [00:10:25]

What are you talking about? Who told you that? 你在说什么？谁跟你说的？ [00:10:28]

Rachel, your betrothed. 瑞秋，你的未婚妻 [00:10:30]

- We're not engaged. - Oh, that's right. It's a secret. -我们没有订婚 -喔，没错，那是个秘密 [00:10:34]

Right, you are not engaged. I misunderstood her. 没错，你们没有订婚 我误解她了 [00:10:39]

Phoebe, there is no secret, okay? I didn't propose. 菲比，没有什么秘密，好吗？ 我没有求婚 [00:10:44]

Are you lying? 你在说谎吗？ [00:10:48]

Is this like that time you tried to convince us you were a doctor? 是不是又跟上次一样 要骗我们你是医生（博士）？ [00:10:49]

I am a doctor! 我的确是博士！ [00:10:58]

You know what? I'm just gonna go and talk to Rachel myself. 你知道吗？我要自己去跟瑞秋谈 [00:11:02]

All right. Well, me too. 好吧，我也是 [00:11:05]

- Well, should we wake her up? - No. No. Come on, let her sleep. -要不要叫醒她？ -不，别这样，让她睡 [00:11:10]

- She's so exhausted. - And so engaged. -她真的是累坏了 -而且真的是订婚了 [00:11:13]

Oh, my God. She thinks we're engaged! 喔，我的天，她以为我们订婚了！ [00:11:28]

Why? Why, why would she think we're engaged? 为什么？她为什么认为我们订婚了呢？ [00:11:33]

Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? 或许是因为你给了她订婚戒指吗？ [00:11:36]

You know, Ross, doctors are supposed to be smart. 你知道的，罗斯 博士应该要是很聪明的 [00:11:39]

- I didn't give her that ring. - You didn't? -我没有给她那个戒指 -你没有吗？ [00:11:44]

- No! - So whose ring is it? -没有！ -那是谁的戒指呢？ [00:11:46]

It's mine. 是我的 [00:11:49]

- Is it an engagement ring? - Yes. -那是订婚戒指吗？ -是啊 [00:11:52]

- But you didn't give it to her? - No. -但是你并没有拿给她？ -没有 [00:11:54]

- But you were going to propose? - No! -但你本来是要求婚的？ -不是！ [00:11:56]

I might be losing interest in this. 我可能对这件事没兴趣了 [00:11:59]

Look. Look, my mom gave me that ring.. 听着，我妈给我那个戒指… [00:12:02]

because she wanted me to propose to Rachel. 是因为她要我跟瑞秋求婚 [00:12:06]

But all I wanted to do was see.. 但是我只想要知道… [00:12:08]

if she maybe, kind of wanted to start things up again. 她是否愿意再重新开始 [00:12:10]

What beautiful lukewarm sentiment. 不冷不热的情感可真是美好啊 [00:12:15]

I didn't want to rush into anything. It seemed like she didn't want to either. 我不想要冲动行事 看起来她也不想要那样 [00:12:18]

But I don't understand how any of this happened. 但我不了解这是怎么发生的 [00:12:22]

What, did she find the ring in my jacket, assume I was gonna propose.. 是她在我夹克找到戒指 然后就认为我要求婚… [00:12:25]

throw it on and just start telling people? 便急着戴上戒指，向大家宣布吗？ [00:12:29]

No, no. She said you actually proposed to her. 不，她说你有向她求婚 [00:12:33]

Well, I didn't! I didn't propose! 我没有！我没有求婚！ [00:12:36]

Unless.. 除非… [00:12:41]

Did I? 我有吗？ [00:12:45]

I haven't slept in 40 hours and.. 我已经四十个小时没睡而… [00:12:51]

It does sound like something I would do. 这听起来的确像是我会做的事 [00:12:57]

Look, we can't stay in here forever. 听着，我们不能永远待在这里 [00:13:09]

It's just, I still can't believe that my dad saw us having sex. 我只是不敢相信我爸看到我们在做爱 [00:13:12]

He didn't make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees! 我的钢琴独奏会他连一次也没去 但他却看到这个！ [00:13:15]

This is okay. We're all adults here. There's nothing to be ashamed of. 没关系的，我们都是大人了 没有什么好害羞的 [00:13:19]

Now, let's put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door. 现在，我们把内裤放到口袋里 然后走出去 [00:13:24]

Hi, Dad. 嗨，爸 [00:13:33]

- I can still call you that, right? - Of course. I'll always be your dad. -我还是可以叫你爸，对吧？ -当然，我永远都是你爸 [00:13:36]

I just want you to know that what you witnessed in there, that wasn't for fun. 我只想让你知道，你在那里所看到的 并非为了好玩而已 [00:13:42]

- It wasn't fun? - Why, why, why would you..? -不好玩吗？ -为什么，为什么你… [00:13:49]

Look, I just don't want you to think.. 我只是不想让你认为… [00:13:52]

that we're animals who do it whenever we want. 我们像动物一样 随时爱怎么做就怎么做 [00:13:55]

Well, I don't think that. 我不会那样想的 [00:13:58]

Before today, I never thought of you two having sex at all. 在今天之前，我从未想过你们会做爱 [00:14:00]

It was a simpler time. 还是以前较简单 [00:14:04]

The truth is, Dad, we're trying. 事实是，爸，我们正在努力 [00:14:07]

To kill you. 要气死你 [00:14:10]

Why, why, why would you..? 为什么，为什么你… [00:14:13]

We're trying to have a baby. 我们正在努力要做人 [00:14:17]

- What? - Yeah, we're trying to get pregnant. -什么？ -是啊，我们正在努力要怀孕 [00:14:19]

Oh, my God, this is so exciting. 喔，我的天啊，这真是太好了 [00:14:22]

Well, get back in there! I'll guard the door! 那再进去里面！我来看门！ [00:14:24]

That's okay, Dad, we can wait until later. 没关系，爸，我们可以等 [00:14:27]

Whoa! I don't think so. Aren't you ovulating? 哇！我可不这么认为 你不是正在排卵吗？ [00:14:30]

Daddy! 爸！ [00:14:33]

You gotta get at it, princess. 你要把握时机，小公主 [00:14:35]

When your mother and I were trying to conceive you.. 当你妈跟我试着要怀你的时候… [00:14:36]

whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it! 只要她在排卵，我们就做！ [00:14:39]

That's how I got my bad hip. 这就是为什么我的臀部会不好 [00:14:42]

That's funny. This conversation's how I got the bullet hole in my head. 真好笑，这个对话就是关于 我的头怎样被一颗子弹穿过 [00:14:44]

This one time I had my knee on the sink, and your mother was.. 有一次我把膝盖放到洗手台上 而你妈… [00:14:48]

Seriously, sir, my brains, all over the wall. 真的，我的脑浆全都喷到墙上了 [00:14:52]

I don't think we need to hear the specific positions you and Mom had. 我想我们不需要知道 你跟妈的特殊姿势 [00:14:57]

You're right. This is about your positions. 没错，应该要讨论 你们的姿势才对 [00:15:01]

Now, what I saw in the closet is not the optimum position.. 我刚在更衣室里面看到的，并非… [00:15:03]

for conceiving a child. 最佳受孕姿势 [00:15:07]

- Although it might feel good. - I don't feel good right now. -虽然那感觉可能会很棒 -我现在一点也感觉不出来 [00:15:09]

But pleasure is important, and it helps if the woman has an orgasm. 但是快感是很重要的 而且如果女人有高潮是会有帮助的 [00:15:13]

You up to the task, sailor? 你要接受任务了吗？小子 [00:15:19]

Oh, my God.. 喔，我的天… [00:15:24]

- Hey. - Hey. Oh, I need to tell you something. -嘿 -嘿，喔，我需要告诉你一件事 [00:15:35]

Well, now's a good time. I'm on my way to have my ears cut off. 现在就正是时候 我正要去把我的耳朵切掉 [00:15:38]

Joey asked me to marry him. 乔伊要我嫁给他 [00:15:43]

- What? - Joey proposed to me. -什么？ -乔伊向我求婚 [00:15:45]

- Is he crazy? You just had Ross' baby! - Well, I said yes. -他疯了吗？你才刚生下罗斯的孩子！ -我答应了 [00:15:47]

What, are you crazy? You just had Ross' baby! 什么？你疯了吗？ 你才刚生下罗斯的孩子！ [00:15:52]

I'm sensing you won't throw the shower? 我觉得你不会 帮我办庆祝会了，是吧？ [00:15:57]

It's so inappropriate. No, it is worse than that. It is wrong. 这真是太不配了 不，这更糟，这是不对的 [00:16:00]

It is bigger than mine! 而且比我的还大！ [00:16:05]

I know. Days of our Lives, thank you very much. 我知道，《我们的日子》 真是太感谢电视了 [00:16:07]

- You can't marry him. - Why not? -你不能嫁给他 -为什么不能？ [00:16:12]

Come on, I don't want to do this alone, and he's such a sweet guy. 我不想要一个人苦撑 而且他是个好人 [00:16:14]

And he loves me so much. 而且他很爱我 [00:16:18]

Well, do you love him? 那你爱他吗？ [00:16:20]

Sure. 当然 [00:16:22]

- Sure? - Yeah, I mean, whatever. -当然？ -是啊，我是说，随便啦 [00:16:25]

If you're worried about breaking his heart, it's still broken from the last time. 如果你担心他会心碎 别担心，从上次到现在他的心还是碎的 [00:16:30]

So really, you're just taking the already broken pieces.. 所以，你只不过是把上次的碎片… [00:16:34]

and breaking them into smaller, more manageable pieces. 再辗成更小的碎片而已 更好处理的碎片 [00:16:37]

Okay, forget that. 好吧，算了 [00:16:42]

Honey, the question is.. 亲爱的，问题是… [00:16:44]

do you really want to marry Joey? 你是真的想嫁给乔伊吗？ [00:16:47]

No. 不是 [00:16:50]

No, I don't. 不，我不想 [00:16:52]

Could you be a dear and go tell him? 你可以好心一点帮我去告诉他吗？ [00:16:57]

You still haven't told Rachel you weren't proposing? 你还没有告诉瑞秋 你不是在求婚？ [00:17:01]

No. She had the ring on.. 还没有，她戴上了戒指… [00:17:04]

she seemed so excited, and then she took her breast out. 她看起来很兴奋 然后她露出胸部 [00:17:07]

Joey, you have to tell her what's going on. And what did it look like? 乔伊，你得要告诉她事实真相 胸部看起来怎样？ [00:17:10]

I didn't look at it. 我没有看到 [00:17:15]

The stupid baby's head was blocking most of it. 被那笨小孩的头挡住了 [00:17:18]

Go and tell Rachel right now, before Ross finds out. 在罗斯发现之前，马上去跟瑞秋说 [00:17:21]

Look, it's not that easy. She said she wanted to marry me. 听着，事情没那么简单 她说她想要嫁给我 [00:17:24]

I don't want to hurt her. 我不想要伤害她 [00:17:28]

Okay, look, just do it gently. 好啦，听着，反正就是温和地告诉她 [00:17:31]

You're right. 你说的没错 [00:17:34]

You're right. I'll go tell her now before Ross finds out, and I'll be gentle. 没错，我得在罗斯知道之前赶快告诉她 我会温和地告诉她 [00:17:36]

I can do that. I am a gentle person. 我办得到的，我是个温和的人 [00:17:40]

By the way, two people screwing in there if you want to check that out. 对了，有两个人在那里面胡搞 你可以瞧瞧 [00:17:44]

Hey. 嘿 [00:17:57]

Hey. 嘿 [00:17:59]

Listen, I heard about the engagement. 我听说订婚的事了 [00:18:05]

Surprised? 惊讶吧？ [00:18:08]

And confused. 而且很困惑 [00:18:11]

Rach, sweetie.. 瑞秋，甜心… [00:18:16]

I didn't propose to you. 我没有向你求婚 [00:18:21]

I know. 我知道 [00:18:24]

I don't think you do. 我想你不知道 [00:18:27]

You didn't propose to me. 你没有向我求婚 [00:18:32]

Joey did. 是乔伊向我求婚 [00:18:35]

Poor baby, you're so tired. 可怜的宝贝，你累坏了 [00:18:38]

Rach, I didn't propose to you. 瑞秋，我没有向你求婚 [00:18:43]

Joey didn't propose to you. 乔伊没有向你求婚 [00:18:48]

And Chandler didn't propose to you. 钱德也没有向你求婚 [00:18:51]

You didn't propose to me. 你没有向我求婚 [00:18:58]

Chandler didn't propose to me. 钱德没有向我求婚 [00:19:01]

But Joey did. 但是乔伊有 [00:19:04]

Joey proposed to you? 乔伊跟你求婚？ [00:19:06]

- I can come back. - Wait. Wait. Wait. -我可以等一下再回来 -等一下，等一下 [00:19:09]

- Joey, did you propose to her? - No. -乔伊，你有跟她求婚吗？ -没有 [00:19:13]

- Yes, you did. - Actually, technically, I didn't. -你有 -事实上，技术上而言，我没有 [00:19:16]

- Well, then, why did you give me a ring? - Wait. -那你为什么给我戒指呢？ -等一下 [00:19:21]

- You gave her the ring? - No, and I did not ask her to marry me. -你给她戒指？ -没有，而且我也没向她求婚 [00:19:25]

- Yes, you did. - No, I didn't. -有，你有 -不，我没有 [00:19:31]

- Yes, you did. - No, I didn't. -你有 -我没有 [00:19:33]

Yes, you did, and don't you say you didn't! 你有，别再说你没有了！ [00:19:34]

He was right there. He got down on one knee and he proposed. 他就在这里，单膝跪下来 然后跟我求婚 [00:19:37]

- You were down on one knee? - Yeah, that looks bad. -你跪了下去？ -是啊，看来真惨 [00:19:40]

But I didn't propose. 但是我并没有求婚 [00:19:43]

- Then what did happen? - Yeah, what did happen? -那到底是怎么回事？ -是啊，到底是怎么回事？ [00:19:48]

Okay, the ring fell on the floor, and I went down to pick it up.. 是这样的，戒指掉到了地上 然后我蹲下去捡… [00:19:51]

and you thought I was proposing. 然后你就以为我是在求婚 [00:19:54]

Yeah, but you said, "Will you marry me?" 但是你有说“嫁给我好吗？” [00:19:57]

- No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. -不，我没说 -有，你有 [00:20:02]

- No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. Oh, my God, you didn't. -不，我没有 -有，你有，喔，天啊！你并没有 [00:20:04]

- Why didn't you tell me that before? - Well, I tried.. -你为什么不早点说呢？ -我有试着… [00:20:13]

but people kept coming in, and then you took your breast out. 但是一直有人打断 然后你又露出胸部 [00:20:16]

You saw her breast? 你看到她的胸部了？ [00:20:23]

I'll tell you about it later. Be cool. 我待会再告诉你，冷静点 [00:20:26]

Then what the hell were you doing with an engagement ring? 那你拿个戒指干什么呢？ [00:20:31]

It wasn't my ring! It's Ross' ring. 那不是我的戒指！是罗斯的 [00:20:34]

That's why I felt so bad, Rach, because he was gonna propose. 这就是为什么我好难过，瑞秋 因为本来是他要求婚的 [00:20:37]

What?! 什么？ [00:20:42]

You were gonna propose to me? 你本来要跟我求婚？ [00:20:45]

No. 没有 [00:20:52]

Well, this is awkward. 喔，这真是尴尬 [00:21:04]

But I was going to see if, you know, maybe you wanted to start dating again. 但是我本来是要问你 是否愿意再重新开始约会 [00:21:07]

- But that, I mean, that was all, Rach. - Dude, step up. I proposed. -但是，我是说，只不过是这样，瑞秋 -老兄，加点油吧，我都求婚了 [00:21:13]

No, you didn't. 不，你没有 [00:21:19]

That's right. There's a lot going on here, and I think I ate some bad fruit earlier. 没错，发生太多事了 我想我一定是吃了什么坏掉的水果 [00:21:21]

All right, so let me just get this clear. 好了，让我把事情搞清楚 [00:21:29]

You didn't propose. 你没有求婚 [00:21:32]

You weren't gonna propose. 你也没有要求婚 [00:21:34]

So this morning, I didn't have a boyfriend.. 所以今天早上，我没有男朋友… [00:21:38]

and somehow I got dumped twice today. 然而却被抛弃了两次 [00:21:41]

Hey, she just woke up. She's hungry. Why don't we give this another try? 嘿，她刚醒来，而且饿了 我们再来试试看吧 [00:21:46]

Here we go again. 好戏又来啦 [00:21:53]

I can't believe you told her I was gonna propose. 我不敢相信你竟然告诉她我要求婚 [00:21:56]

- I can't believe you're not gonna. - Hey, I am not gonna rush into anything. -我不敢相信你并没有要求婚 -嘿，我不想要急着做什么 [00:21:59]

Yeah, dude, I totally understand. 是啊，老兄，我完全可以理解 [00:22:03]

Usually after I have a baby with a woman, I like to slow things down! 通常在我跟一个女人生了小孩之后 我也会想要放慢脚步的 [00:22:05]

- Oh, my God! - What? -喔，天啊！ -怎样？ [00:22:10]

She's doing it! She's breast-feeding! 她在吸了！ 她在吸奶了！ [00:22:11]

It's beautiful. 真是太美妙了 [00:22:14]

- I'll come back for her later. - Thank you. -我等一下再回来 -谢谢 [00:22:17]

- Wow, this feels weird. - What, good weird? -哇，感觉真奇怪 -怎样，是好的奇怪吗？ [00:22:20]

Wonderful weird. 棒透了的奇怪 [00:22:26]

You know what, you guys? I'm gonna go too. 你们知道吗？我也要走了 [00:22:29]

And I'm sorry about everything. 我很抱歉 [00:22:33]

- Honey, don't worry, it was my mistake. - No, Rach, I should've told you sooner. -亲爱的，别担心，是我的错 -不，瑞秋，我应该早点告诉你的 [00:22:37]

It's just that.. 只不过… [00:22:41]

Man, that kid is going to town! 天啊，这小孩真是厉害啊！ [00:22:43]

She's perfect. 她真是完美 [00:23:00]

We're so lucky. 我们真幸运 [00:23:02]

We really are. 我们真的很幸运 [00:23:04]

Look, I know it's not a proposal, and I don't know where you are.. 听着，我知道这不是求婚 而且我也不知道你的意思如何… [00:23:11]

but with everything that's been going on and with Emma, I'm.. 但是有了艾犸之后 一切的事，我… [00:23:16]

- I've been feeling.. - Yeah, I know. -我一直感到… -是的，我知道 [00:23:20]

I've been feeling.. 我一直感到… [00:23:24]

- Yeah? - Yeah. -是吗？ -是啊 [00:23:27]

Okay, well, that.. Wow, okay, well.. 好的，那么，那… 哇，好的，那么… [00:23:30]

Then maybe at least we can talk about us again? 那么或许我们可以再考虑在一起？ [00:23:33]

Yeah. Maybe. 是啊，或许 [00:23:39]

Well, good. Okay. 那，很好，好的 [00:23:42]

I kind of think, you know, if we, if.. 我有点想，你知道的 如果我们，如果… [00:23:44]

You're wearing the ring. 你手上戴着戒指 [00:23:51]

What's that? 你说什么？ [00:23:59]

And you told Phoebe you were engaged. 你告诉菲比你订婚了 [00:24:03]

I'm sorry, what? 很抱歉，你说什么？ [00:24:09]

When you thought Joey proposed.. 当你以为乔伊是在求婚… [00:24:14]

did you say yes? 你有答应吗？ [00:24:19]

Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up these pamphlets on how to get pregnant. 孩子们，我跟医生谈过 拿了这些怀孕须知的传单给你们 [00:24:32]

- Hey, Dad. - Hi. -嗨，爸 -嗨 [00:24:38]

Sorry to bother you again, but could you pass my pamphlets back? 很抱歉再打扰你们 但是可不可以把我的传单递出来呢？ [00:24:46]

Thank you. 谢谢 [00:24:54]