《The Perfect Woman(Live)》歌词

歌曲： The Perfect Woman(Live)

所属专辑：Bo Burnham (Explicit)

歌手： Bo Burnham

时长： 03:26

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The Perfect Woman (Live) - Bo Burnham[00:00:00]

So I've done a lot of comedy[00:00:00]

So let's uhh take a little break from[00:00:02]

That and this is uhm it's just a song[00:00:04]

That if you'll just indulge me it's yeah[00:00:06]

She was the perfect woman[00:00:15]

In every single way[00:00:18]

She made the sun shine brighter[00:00:21]

And all my cares go away[00:00:23]

She was the perfect woman[00:00:26]

She was a gourmet chef[00:00:29]

They say that love is blind well it's also deaf[00:00:32]

'Cause Helen Keller was[00:00:39]

The perfect woman[00:00:40]

And no one understands[00:00:42]

Just how talented she was[00:00:45]

With her hands (UHH )[00:00:48]

Well God made her the perfect woman[00:00:50]

I was the finishing touch[00:00:53]

She was the perfect woman[00:00:56]

'Cause she didn't talk so much[00:00:58]

She wanted to name the kids[00:01:03]

So I finally let her[00:01:06]

It turned out horribly Chewbacca[00:01:09]

Could have done better (Rrrrrr )[00:01:11]

But I guess it was alright[00:01:14]

We had a boy and a girl[00:01:17]

Just me and Helen Er-Ah and Earl[00:01:20]

'Cause Helen Keller was my miracle[00:01:27]

Worker I was her one-man show[00:01:28]

I could walk around the house naked[00:01:32]

She wouldn't even know[00:01:35]

Because Helen Keller was my perfect woman[00:01:37]

I was her only need[00:01:40]

Well she didn't mind the zits on my ass[00:01:42]

Gave her more to read[00:01:46]

Gave her more to read[00:01:49]

It gave her more to read[00:01:51]

It gave her more to read[00:01:52]

It gave her more to read[00:01:53]

Yeah more to read[00:01:54]

It gave her more to read[00:01:56]

More to read[00:01:57]

Helen Keller was my perfect woman[00:02:04]

But I don't think she cared[00:02:07]

I played this song for her[00:02:10]

She just sat there and stared[00:02:11]

Well she was still my perfect woman[00:02:15]

I was sort of a mess[00:02:18]

I asked her to marry me she said ErrRr[00:02:21]

So yeah[00:02:28]

I did just graduate high school seniors '08[00:02:36]

And uhm yeah I actually[00:02:38]

Wrestled in high school[00:02:41]

I was only in one match[00:02:42]

And I lost my virginity Uhm[00:02:43]

Yeah my high school girlfriend actually[00:02:48]

She recently told me that I kiss[00:02:49]

Like a stroke victim which is weird that[00:02:51]

She has like that frame of reference[00:02:53]

You know But you know I stopped[00:02:54]

And I thought I thought I thought you know[00:02:58]

What would Jesus do So I didn't exist[00:03:00]

No I'm just kidding I took her out to[00:03:08]

Dinner just ordered the bread[00:03:10]

And then told her to eat me[00:03:11]

This next song the f**k am I doing[00:03:21]