《Craigslist》歌词

歌曲： Craigslist

所属专辑：Internet Leaks EP

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 04:53

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Craigslist - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]

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Whoa yeah [00:00:07]

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You've got a '65 Chevy Malibu[00:00:23]

你得到了一辆雪弗兰迈锐宝车[00:00:31]

With automatic drive[00:00:31]

它有自动档[00:00:35]

A custom paint job too[00:00:35]

你还得到了一份定制油漆的工作[00:00:40]

I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow[00:00:40]

我会用我的旧手推车与你做交易[00:00:43]

And a slightly used sombrero[00:00:43]

还有一个很少戴过的草帽[00:00:47]

And I'll even throw in a stapler if you insist [00:00:47]

如果你坚持的话 我还可以再加上一台订书机[00:00:55]

Craigslist [00:00:55]

克雷格网站[00:01:03]

I'm on Craiglist baby come on [00:01:03]

我已经登上了克雷格网站 宝贝 来吧[00:01:08]

Yeah [00:01:08]

太好了[00:01:15]

Well we shared a quick glance[00:01:15]

我们迅速交换了眼神[00:01:19]

Saturday at the mall[00:01:19]

周六在购物中心[00:01:23]

I never took a chance[00:01:23]

我没得到机会[00:01:27]

Never approached you at all[00:01:27]

从未接近过你[00:01:31]

You were a blonde half-Asian with a bad case of gas[00:01:31]

你是一个亚裔金发小妞 脾气很糟[00:01:35]

I was wearin' red Speedos and a hockey mask[00:01:35]

我穿着红色的泳裤 带着曲棍球面具[00:01:39]

Come on let's find that love connection that we missed[00:01:39]

来吧 让我们找到我们之前错过的爱情缘分[00:01:47]

On Craigslist [00:01:47]

在克雷格网站上[00:01:55]

Yeah Craigslist come on [00:01:55]

是的 克雷格网站 加油[00:02:03]

I'm on Craigslist[00:02:03]

我登上了克雷格网站[00:02:09]

Oh baby maybe you are too [00:02:09]

宝贝 或许你也可以[00:02:13]

Be bom ba chomb cadonk bin bam boo [00:02:13]

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An open letter to the snotty barista at the Coffee Bean on San Vacente[00:02:45]

这有一封写给在San Vacente林荫大道上一家咖啡店里的[00:02:50]

Boulevard[00:02:50]

一个下贱的咖啡师的公开信[00:02:52]

I know there were twenty people behind me in line [00:02:52]

我知道我身后有二十个人[00:02:55]

But I was on a cell phone call with my mother [00:02:55]

但是我正在和我的妈妈打电话[00:03:00]

Didn't you see me hold up my index finger [00:03:00]

难道你看不到我已经竖起了食指吗[00:03:03]

That means I'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes [00:03:03]

那就意味着我将会在短短几分钟之内为这杯大豆咖啡因的咖啡付款[00:03:10]

So what's with the attitude lady [00:03:10]

那个不耐烦的女士 你怎么了[00:03:12]

No tip for you [00:03:12]

不会提示你[00:03:15]

Got a trashcan of Styrofoam peanuts[00:03:15]

你能得到一个用聚乙烯泡沫桶装的花生[00:03:20]

You can have 'em for free[00:03:20]

你可以免费拥有它们[00:03:23]

You can drop by on the weekend[00:03:23]

你可以在周末来这里[00:03:28]

And pick 'em up from me[00:03:28]

从我这得到它们[00:03:31]

But the trashcan ain't part of the deal[00:03:31]

但是这个桶不在交易的范围之内[00:03:35]

Only givin' you the peanuts get real [00:03:35]

我只会给你花生 别幻想了[00:03:39]

Don't have no Hefty bag so bring your own [00:03:39]

没有什么笨重的袋子 所以带上你自己的[00:03:44]

Don't bug me with questions on the phone[00:03:44]

不要在电话里给我指出错误[00:03:48]

Don't ask for help don't waste my time[00:03:48]

不要求助 不要浪费我的时间[00:03:52]

And don't complain 'cause they won't cost you a dime[00:03:52]

不要抱怨 因为他们不花你一美分[00:03:56]

Just ask yourself:[00:03:56]

只需问问自己[00:03:56]

Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts [00:03:56]

你想要用塑料泡沫桶装的花生吗[00:04:00]

You can have my Styrofoam peanuts [00:04:00]

你可以拿走我的[00:04:04]

Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts [00:04:04]

你想要用塑料泡沫桶装的花生吗[00:04:08]

You can have them all [00:04:08]

你可以全部拿走[00:04:11]

They're on Craigslist yeah [00:04:11]

它们都在克雷格网站[00:04:20]

Craigslist Ow baby come on [00:04:20]

克雷格网站 宝贝 来吧[00:04:27]

I'm on Craigslist Craigslist Craigslist [00:04:27]

我在克雷格网站上[00:04:31]

I'm on Craigslist Craigslist Craigslist now Craigslist[00:04:31]

我在克雷格网站[00:04:36]