所属专辑:Alpocalypse
时长: 02:54
Perform This Way - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]
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My mama told me when I was hatched[00:00:12]
我妈妈告诉我 当我出生的时候[00:00:15]
Act like a superstar[00:00:15]
像一个超级巨星[00:00:19]
Save your allowance buy a bubble dress[00:00:19]
省下你的钱 买泡泡裙[00:00:23]
And someday you will go far[00:00:23]
某一天你会走远[00:00:27]
Now on red carpets well I'm hard to miss[00:00:27]
现在在红毯上 我很难过[00:00:30]
The press follows everywhere I go[00:00:30]
无论我去哪里压力如影随形[00:00:35]
I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this[00:00:35]
我会给你一个这样的裙子[00:00:38]
Back off and enjoy the show[00:00:38]
欣赏这场秀[00:00:41]
I'm sure my critics will say it's a[00:00:41]
我确信我会批评[00:00:44]
Grotesque display[00:00:44]
这些奇怪的陈设[00:00:45]
Well they can bite me baby [00:00:45]
亲爱的 它们会伤害我[00:00:47]
I perform this way[00:00:47]
我这样活着[00:00:49]
I might be wearin' Swiss cheese or[00:00:49]
我会带着瑞士奶酪[00:00:51]
Maybe covered with bees[00:00:51]
也许上面会涂上蜂蜜[00:00:53]
It doesn't mean I'm crazy [00:00:53]
这并不能说明我是个疯子[00:00:55]
I perform this way form this way[00:00:55]
我表演着不同的节目[00:00:58]
Ooo my little monsters pay [00:00:58]
我的小怪兽们付钱[00:00:59]
Lots 'cause I perform this way[00:00:59]
主要是因为我这样表演[00:01:01]
Baby I perform this way form this way[00:01:01]
亲爱的 我表演不同的节目[00:01:05]
Ooo don't worry I'm okay hey [00:01:05]
别担心 我很好[00:01:07]
I just perform this way[00:01:07]
我只是这样表演[00:01:09]
I'm not crazy I perform this way[00:01:09]
我没有疯 我是这样子的[00:01:13]
I'll be a troll or evil queen[00:01:13]
我是一个巨人或者是个坏女王[00:01:15]
I'll be a human jelly bean[00:01:15]
我是个优柔寡断的人[00:01:16]
'Cause every day is Halloween[00:01:16]
因为每天都是万圣节[00:01:18]
For me[00:01:18]
对于我而言[00:01:21]
I'm so completely original[00:01:21]
我就是我[00:01:24]
My new look is all the rage[00:01:24]
我的新的行头风靡一时[00:01:29]
I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck[00:01:29]
我将会伤害自己[00:01:31]
And set fire to myself on stage[00:01:31]
在舞台上自焚[00:01:36]
I'll wear a porcupine on my head[00:01:36]
我将会伤害自己[00:01:39]
On a W-H-I-M[00:01:39]
这是一个幻想[00:01:44]
And for no reason now I'll sing in French[00:01:44]
没有任何原因 我将用法语唱歌[00:01:47]
Excusez-moi qui a pt [00:01:47]
对不起[00:01:51]
Got my straight jacket today [00:01:51]
今天拿到了我的夹克[00:01:53]
It's made of gold lam[00:01:53]
这是用金色的拉米夫定做的[00:01:54]
No not because I'm crazy [00:01:54]
不 不是因为我疯了[00:01:57]
I perform this way[00:01:57]
我这样表演[00:01:58]
I strap my rib to my feet cover[00:01:58]
我努力表演着[00:02:01]
Myself with raw meat[00:02:01]
表演着不同的节目[00:02:02]
I'll bet you've never seen[00:02:02]
我打赌你永远也不会看见[00:02:04]
A skirt steak worn this way[00:02:04]
穿着这样的裙子[00:02:06]
Don't be offended when you see[00:02:06]
当你看见了不要感到被冒犯[00:02:08]
My latest pop monstrosity[00:02:08]
我最近很喜欢变态的东西[00:02:10]
I'm strange weird shocking odd bizarre[00:02:10]
我是个奇怪的 古怪的人[00:02:12]
I'm Frankenstein I'm Avatar[00:02:12]
我是奇怪的人[00:02:14]
There's nothing too embarrassing[00:02:14]
没有什么好尴尬的[00:02:16]
I'll honestly do anything[00:02:16]
我将尽力做好任何一件事情[00:02:18]
But wear white after Labor Day[00:02:18]
劳动节后穿上白色的衣服[00:02:20]
'Cause baby I perform this way[00:02:20]
因为亲爱的 我这样子表演[00:02:22]
Hope you won't think it's clich[00:02:22]
希望你不要认为这是陈词滥调[00:02:23]
If I go nude today[00:02:23]
如果今天我一丝不挂[00:02:25]
Don't call the cops now baby [00:02:25]
亲爱的 请不要叫警察[00:02:27]
I perform this way[00:02:27]
这是我的表演[00:02:29]
No reason I should regret[00:02:29]
毫无缘由我应该会后悔[00:02:31]
All the attention I get[00:02:31]
我得到的所有关注[00:02:33]
I'm not completely crazy [00:02:33]
我一点都没疯[00:02:35]
I perform this way yeah[00:02:35]
这是我的方式[00:02:37]
I perform this way hey [00:02:37]
这是我的方式[00:02:38]
I perform this way hey[00:02:38]
这是我的方式[00:02:40]
I'm always deviating from[00:02:40]
我一直想逃脱[00:02:43]
The norm this way hey[00:02:43]
逃脱世俗[00:02:45]
I perform this way hey [00:02:45]
这是我的表演[00:02:46]
I perform this way hey[00:02:46]
这是我的表演[00:02:48]
I'm really not insane [00:02:48]
我真的不是神经病[00:02:50]
I just perform this way hey[00:02:50]
我只是这样子的人[00:02:55]