《I’m Bo Yo(Live|Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： I’m Bo Yo(Live|Explicit)

所属专辑：Bo Burnham (Explicit)

歌手： Bo Burnham

时长： 03:31

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I'm Bo Yo (Live) - Bo Burnham[00:00:00]

Let's rock this shit[00:00:00]

I don't know if all boy scouts are gay[00:00:01]

As they could probably tie[00:00:03]

The knot in like fifty different way's[00:00:04]

I got a safe full o' cherries[00:00:05]

Cause I pop it and lock it[00:00:07]

A girl's like a fridge[00:00:08]

Once a week you should stock it[00:00:10]

Girl if your into a rimmin[00:00:11]

It's only safe if your swimming[00:00:12]

But girl don't sit on that couch[00:00:13]

'Cause I treat my objects like women[00:00:15]

I spit fire like I just blew a demon[00:00:16]

My shit's so hot I'll leave[00:00:18]

The toilet bowl steamin'[00:00:19]

I'm gonna tear it[00:00:21]

Like the cards of the gypsies[00:00:22]

Youth bleed for so long[00:00:23]

You'll get monthly ellipses[00:00:24]

If the pants are loose I'll replete ya[00:00:25]

You're a first time vegan[00:00:28]

And it's nice to meet ya[00:00:29]

I'm Bo yo[00:00:30]

I'm the greatest rappa eva[00:00:31]

And I'll weather your weather[00:00:32]

Whether you think I'm clever or not[00:00:33]

Think your better your not[00:00:34]

Don't need a sweater[00:00:35]

I'm a real G shawty that[00:00:36]

Can really find your G-spot[00:00:38]

Woah yeah What the f**k's a G-spot[00:00:39]

Go to a Vagina orchard count 1 2 3[00:00:47]

Spin that plant around[00:00:50]

You got a third world country[00:00:51]

Yo that's right consider yourself warned[00:00:54]

I'm offensive and creative[00:00:58]

Like handicapped porn[00:00:59]

Your playing with your breasts[00:01:00]

Excuse me can I try it ma'am[00:01:02]

Your pushin' 'em together[00:01:03]

Like a titty Venn Diagram[00:01:04]

Look at that crack[00:01:06]

Excuse me can I buy a gram[00:01:06]

Right below your diaphragm ass[00:01:08]

Looks like your hidin' ham[00:01:09]

First base we're making out[00:01:11]

Yeah second base[00:01:12]

I'm getting faked out[00:01:13]

Third base I'm getting take out[00:01:14]

And I'd try to take it home[00:01:16]

If I knew I'd take it out[00:01:18]

But I just don't know[00:01:19]

I said I just don't care[00:01:20]

I said my flow's so cold I need[00:01:21]

A tampon from a polar bear[00:01:23]

And you can spell and smell my stink[00:01:25]

B O lingers and it makes you think[00:01:26]

'Cause I'm Bo yo[00:01:28]

And I'm the greatest rappa eva[00:01:29]

And I'll weather your weather[00:01:30]

Whether you think I'm clever or not[00:01:31]

Think your better your not[00:01:33]

Don't need a sweater[00:01:34]

I'm a real G shawty that[00:01:35]

Can really find your G-spot[00:01:36]

Woah yeah provided that you[00:01:38]

Point me in the general direction[00:01:40]

'Cause girls are like donuts[00:01:47]

When I be bustin Bo nuts[00:01:48]

I can make em cream-filled[00:01:49]

Or give them a layer of glaze[00:01:50]

I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter[00:01:51]

Whenever I meet her[00:01:53]

Because I skeet her so hard[00:01:54]

Peaople call her Patty Mayonnaise[00:01:55]

Yo hey my girl is epileptic cause she's[00:02:00]

The one I'm jerkin with[00:02:04]

Common you Asian child[00:02:04]

Laborer show me what your workin' with[00:02:06]

Ooh large machinery[00:02:07]

'Cause there's an inverse relationship[00:02:11]

Between respect and sects[00:02:12]

I'm talking bout religious sects[00:02:14]

Like a Mormon sect[00:02:15]

That says you cant have sex[00:02:16]

With members of different sects[00:02:17]

But you cant have sex with members[00:02:18]

Of the same sex[00:02:20]

So if the sects cant be different[00:02:21]

And the sex can be same[00:02:22]

Then the only sex left is some left hand shame[00:02:24]

And girl I left you cause you left the game[00:02:26]

And if that don't feel right[00:02:27]

Then you can write my name[00:02:28]

'Cause I'm Bo yo[00:02:29]

And I'm the greatest rappa eva[00:02:30]

(grumbling and mumbling) your not[00:02:31]

Don't need a sweater I'm hot[00:02:35]

Something about a G- whatever[00:02:37]

Yo i said my junk's so long that it hangs[00:02:42]

And swings so at the nude beach people[00:02:44]

Think I'm lookin for lost rings[00:02:46]

Play the skin flute while your big boy sings[00:02:47]

And if you want to take it all[00:02:49]

Wear African neck rings[00:02:51]

(It makes your neck longer 'cause my dick )[00:02:52]

Yo haters call me gay but that aint hatin'[00:02:57]

Cause im not homophobic[00:02:59]

My morals are straight and[00:03:00]

If I'm in the closet then you are below me[00:03:02]

Takin the b-a-t out of basement homey[00:03:04]

(semen it spells)[00:03:06]

'Cause I'm Bo yo[00:03:08]

(from the audience) I love you[00:03:25]