《Friends S10E13 The One Where Joey Speaks French》歌词

歌曲： Friends S10E13 The One Where Joey Speaks French

所属专辑：老友记

歌手： 英语广播

时长： 25:06

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Hi! 嘿！ [00:00:02]

-Hey! -Hi! -嘿！ -嘿！ [00:00:03]

-How was the honeymoon? -Oh, incredible! -蜜月过的怎么样？ -哦, 好极了！ [00:00:05]

Champagne, candle-lit dinners, moonlight walks on the beach. 哦, 香槟, 烛光晚餐, 还有银色沙滩漫步 [00:00:09]

It was so romantic. 非常浪漫！ [00:00:13]

-Where's Mike? -He's at the doctor. -那, 麦克在哪呢？ -哦, 看病去了 [00:00:15]

He didn't poop while we were there. 我们在那的时候他没拉 [00:00:17]

Shoot, I wasn't supposed to tell you that. 该死, 我不应该告诉你们这些的 [00:00:23]

I mean.. Okay, he's at a gig. 我是说........好吧, 他在马车里 [00:00:27]

A gig we are definitely not going to. 我们不会再坐了 [00:00:30]

-I'm glad you're back. I need your help. -Oh, why, what's up? -唔, 很高兴你回来了, 我正要你帮忙呢 -哦, 怎么啦, 什么事儿？ [00:00:33]

I have an audition for this play, and I have to speak French.. 唔, 我有个面试, 剧本要求有些台词说法语 [00:00:36]

which, according to my resume, I'm fluent in. 而我的简历里说我法语很流利 [00:00:39]

-Joey, you shouldn't lie on your resume. -Yeah, you really shouldn't. -乔伊 , 你不应该在简历里撒谎 -对呀, 你真的不应该！ [00:00:43]

By the way, how was that yearlong dig in Cairo? 哎, 对了 你在开罗那一年的考古挖掘怎么样了？ [00:00:47]

It was okay. 还行啦 [00:00:52]

I did not know you spoke French. 我怎么不知道你会说法语 [00:00:55]

You're so sexy. 哦, 你真性感 [00:01:01]

-Well, so will you help me? -Sure. -唔, 那你愿意帮我吗？我真的很想演这部戏 -当然 [00:01:04]

Seriously, stop it. I'm gonna jump on you. 说真的, 别再说法语了 不然我就扑到你身上去了 [00:01:09]

-Hey. -Hi. -嘿 -嗨！ [00:02:03]

Why are you wearing my apron? 嘿 你干吗穿着我的围裙？ [00:02:05]

I'm making cookies for Erica. 我在给艾瑞卡做饼干 [00:02:08]

We have to leave soon. Her plane comes in in about an hour. 哦, 对了, 我们得快点儿去机场 她的飞机一小时后降落 [00:02:09]

When she gets here, is it okay if I introduce you two as my wife.. 哦, 嘿, 那她到了以后, 我能不能把你们俩介绍成我老婆 [00:02:12]

and the woman who's carrying my child? 和我孩子她妈？ [00:02:16]

No? 不行？ [00:02:20]

Divorce? 离婚呢？ [00:02:22]

-Hey. -Hey. -嘿 -嘿 [00:02:25]

-You know where Rachel is? -Haven't seen her since morning. -你们知道瑞秋在哪吗？ -不知道, 从今天早上就没见着她 [00:02:27]

It's unbelievable. She was supposed to meet me a half-hour ago with Emma. 难以置信！ 她半小时前就该带着艾玛跟我碰头的 [00:02:30]

-Hey! -Hey! -嘿！ -嘿！ [00:02:33]

-These are for Erica! -She's gonna eat all those cookies? -这些是给艾瑞卡准备的！ -那她也吃不了这么多吧？ [00:02:35]

Well, I want the baby to come out all cute and fat! 嗯, 我想让小宝宝养的胖胖的 [00:02:39]

-So why is Erica coming to visit? -We wanna get to know her better. -艾瑞卡干吗要来这儿？ -我们想跟她再熟悉熟悉, 还有… [00:02:44]

She's never been to New York, so she wants to see the tourist spots: 她没来过纽约, 所以她想逛逛那些旅游景点 [00:02:48]

Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building. 自由女神像啦, 帝国大厦啦… [00:02:51]

There's always so many people, and they're being corralled like cattle. 哦, 那些滥地方 那些地方的人总是挤的满满当当, 跟牛群似的 [00:02:53]

And, you know, there's always some idiot who goes, "Moo." 还有, 那儿总是有些傻瓜学牛叫 [00:02:57]

Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do you do it? 唔, 要是那这么惹你烦, 你干吗也那么做呢？ [00:03:02]

-You should take her to a museum. -Oh, please. -你应该带她去博物馆 -喔, 得了吧 [00:03:06]

So I can hear Chandler say over and over again: 所以我听到钱德一遍又一遍的说: [00:03:08]

"You call this art? I could make that." "你管这叫艺术? 我也能画" [00:03:11]

It was a tower of sponges. 那就是个海绵做的塔 [00:03:14]

Oh, hi. Hi. Thanks for showing up 30 minutes late. 哦, 嗨, 谢天谢地, 你才晚了30分钟 [00:03:19]

No, I'm sure you have a great excuse. What was it, a hair appointment? 不用多费口舌, 我肯定你有个好借口 是什么, 美发预约？ [00:03:23]

A mani-pedi? Was there a sale at Barneys? 修指甲还是Barney's大降价？ [00:03:27]

My father had a heart attack. 我爸爸得了心脏病… [00:03:31]

While I was at Barneys. 在我逛Barney's的时候 [00:03:34]

-Oh, my God, Rach. -Honey? -哦, 我的上帝 -亲爱的 [00:03:39]

-I'm so sorry. -Is he okay? -我很抱歉 -他还好吧？ [00:03:41]

Yeah, he's gonna be fine, but he's heavily sedated. 是的, 他们说他会好的 但他还是得服药静养 [00:03:43]

Okay, I'm gonna go to Long Island with you. 好吧, 我跟你一起去长岛, [00:03:46]

-I mean, you can't be alone right now. -No, come on, I'm totally okay. -你现在不能就一个人 -不用了, 我还行 [00:03:48]

I don't need you to come. 我用不着你来 [00:03:53]

-I can totally handle this on my own. -Still, still, let me come for me. -我一个人能撑得住 -尽管如此, 还是让我来吧… 就算是为了我 [00:03:55]

Okay. If you really need to. 好吧, 如果你真的需要的话 [00:04:02]

I bet someone could use one of Monica's freshly baked cookies. 我看吃点莫妮卡刚烤好的饼干你感觉会好点 [00:04:05]

Oh, I really could. 哦, 我还真想吃点 [00:04:08]

All right, it seems pretty simple. 好的, 这看起来很简单 [00:04:18]

Your first line is, "My name is Claude." 你的第一句台词是 "我的名字叫克劳德 " [00:04:20]

So just repeat after me. 好, 跟我念 [00:04:22]

-Well, let's try it again. -Okay. -呃, 我们再试一遍 -好 [00:04:32]

It's not.. 你跟我说的.. [00:04:42]

quite what I'm saying. 不太一样 [00:04:44]

Really? Sounds exactly the same to me. 真的？我听着一模一样啊 [00:04:46]

-It does, really? -Yeah. -是吗？真的？ -好吧 [00:04:50]

-Let's just try it again. -Okay. -我们再试一遍 -好吧 [00:04:52]

-Really listen. -Got it. -仔细听着 -好嘞 [00:04:54]

-Hey, you guys! -Hi. -嘿, 伙计们！ -嘿 [00:05:08]

I want you to meet someone really special. 我想要你们见个人 [00:05:11]

Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby! 菲比, 这是艾瑞卡, 这是小宝宝 [00:05:13]

-Joey, Erica, baby. -Hi. -乔伊, 艾瑞卡, 宝宝 -嘿 [00:05:17]

Everyone, Erica! Baby! 大家伙儿！艾瑞卡, 宝宝 [00:05:20]

Monica. Calm. Self. 莫妮卡, 冷静点儿 [00:05:23]

-Hey, sit down. -Thank you. -请坐 -谢谢 [00:05:26]

It's really nice to meet you guys. I can't believe I'm here. 真高兴见到你们 我都不敢相信来到这儿了 [00:05:28]

Well, welcome to New York City, or should I say: 唔, 欢迎来到纽约, 或者我应该说 [00:05:31]

New York City. "%$#^@#..." [00:05:34]

Why would you say that? 你干吗要说那个？ [00:05:38]

Okay. What are you gonna be doing today? 你们今天打算干什么？ [00:05:40]

Well, I wanna see everything! Times Square, Coney Island, Rockefeller Center. 哦, 我想看看所有的地方 时代广场, 科尼岛, 洛克菲勒中心… [00:05:43]

You should walk to the top of the Statue of Liberty. 哦, 你知道你该干什么吗, 你应该一路爬到自由女神像的顶上 [00:05:48]

-Oh, yeah, let's do that. -Great. -哦, 对呀, 我们去爬吧！ -好主意 [00:05:51]

This baby better be really good. 这个小宝宝得够结实才行 [00:05:54]

Hi. Excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green. 嗨, 打扰一下, 我来看望我的父亲 我叫瑞秋格林 [00:06:02]

-And I'm Dr. Ross Geller. -Ross, please, this is a hospital. -我是罗斯盖勒博士 -罗斯, 行了吧 这里是医院 [00:06:06]

That actually means something here. 博士在这儿是有其他意义的 [00:06:09]

-So can we please go in? -Absolutely. -那么, 我们能进去吗？ -当然了 [00:06:12]

Rach, I think I'm gonna wait out here.. 瑞秋, 我想我还是等在外面吧 [00:06:14]

because my throat is feeling a little scratchy. I don't wanna infect him. 我的喉咙有点痒, 我不想传染给他 [00:06:16]

-Ross, please. Don't be so scared of him. -I am not scared of him. I'm really sick. -罗斯, 得了, 别那么怕他 -我不是怕他, 我真的病了 [00:06:20]

-He's under sedation, so he's out. -I'm feeling better. -镇静剂药效还没退, 所以他还在昏睡着 -我感觉好多了 [00:06:25]

Oh, my God. 哦, 我的上帝 [00:06:32]

That ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh? 哦, 哇, 我给他买的耳毛和鼻毛剪算是白花钱了 [00:06:36]

Ms. Green? Your father's doctor's on the phone if you'd like to speak to him. 格林小姐, 你爸爸的医生在电话上, 你要不要跟他谈谈？ [00:06:41]

Oh, great. Are you gonna be okay? 哦, 好的 呃, 你在这等着没事吧？ [00:06:45]

-He's unconscious. We'll be just fine. -Okay. -他还没醒, 我想我们没事儿 -好 [00:06:47]

-Did the TV wake you? -No. -是不是电视吧你吵醒了？ -不是 [00:07:28]

When you put your feet up on my bed, you tugged on my catheter. 你把脚翘到我床上, 压住我的管线了 [00:07:31]

What are you doing here, Geller? 你在这儿干吗？ [00:07:42]

Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second. 唔, 我和瑞秋一块儿来的, 她一会儿就回来 [00:07:44]

-So, what's new? -Oh, I had a little heart attack. -最近怎么样？ -哦, 我得了点儿心脏病 [00:07:48]

Right. Is it painful? 很好, 疼吗？ [00:07:52]

What, the heart attack or sitting here talking to you? 怎么啦？ 这个心脏病人不正坐这儿跟你聊天呢吗？ [00:07:54]

Let's see if we can get that Rachel back in here. 咱们看看能不能把瑞秋叫过来 [00:07:59]

So, what's new with you? Knocked up any more of my daughters lately? 那么, 你最近怎么样, 啊？ 是不是又让我别的女儿也怀孕了？ [00:08:02]

Nope. Just the one. Rach! 没有, 还是原来那个 瑞秋！ [00:08:06]

Daddy, hi. You're awake. 老爸, 你醒啦! [00:08:10]

-How are you? -I'm okay. -觉得怎样? -还好 [00:08:13]

By the way, Ross has been of great comfort. 顺便一说, 罗斯很舒服 [00:08:15]

They want to keep you here for a couple more nights. 他们想要你呆几个晚上 [00:08:21]

I know. 知道了 [00:08:23]

But I'm gonna go home and get a bunch of your stuff.. 但我得回家去, 给你拿点东西... [00:08:24]

so that you're really comfortable. 好让你更舒服 [00:08:27]

Oh, thank you, sweetheart. 喔, 谢谢, 亲爱的 [00:08:29]

It's pretty ironic, huh? 有点讽刺, 哈? [00:08:31]

You being a heart surgeon, and you had a heart attack. 你心脏要手术, 而你又得心脏病 [00:08:32]

It'd be like if I was eaten by an Allosaurus. 就好象我被恐龙吃掉了 [00:08:36]

I'm gonna wait outside. 我在外面等 [00:08:43]

"He's pretty much out." "他差不多已经出去了" [00:08:45]

No! 不对！ [00:08:56]

Okay, maybe if we just break it down. 好吧, 也许我们应该拆散了试试 [00:08:58]

Okay, let's try it one syllable at a time. Okay, so repeat after me. 好吧, 我们试试一次一个音节 好的, 跟我念 [00:09:01]

Great! Okay, faster. 很好, 快一点 [00:09:10]

-Okay, it's too hard. I can't teach you. -What are you doing? -好吧, 这太难了, 我教不了你！ -你干吗？ [00:09:20]

I have to go before I put your head through a wall. 我得走了, 不然我要拿你的头撞墙了！ [00:09:23]

Don't go, I need you! My audition is tomorrow! 不, 别走, 我需要你 我明天就要面试了！ [00:09:26]

Hey. I was gonna make us some dinner.. 嘿, 我本来想做晚饭的 [00:09:46]

but all I found in your dad's fridge was bacon and heavy cream. 但是你爸的冰箱里只有熏肉和奶油 [00:09:49]

I think we solved the mystery of the heart attack. 我想我们找到他得心脏病的原因了 [00:09:53]

-Did you call your parents? -Oh, yeah. Emma's doing great. -你给你父母打电话了吗？ -哦, 打过了, 艾玛很好 [00:09:56]

Oh, good. 哦, 好 [00:09:59]

-What? -I just can't believe.. -怎么？ -只是不敢相信 [00:10:03]

I'm in Rachel Green's room. 我在瑞秋格林的房间里 [00:10:06]

-You've been in my room before. -Yeah, sure, right. -你什么意思？你以前到过我的房间 -对, 当然, 没错 [00:10:09]

Like I'd ever be in Rachel Green's room. 就跟我真来过瑞秋格林房间似的 [00:10:14]

Okay, I gotta tell you, it's really weird when you use my whole name. 好吧, 我得跟你说 你叫我的全名可真有点儿怪 [00:10:16]

Sorry. 对不起 [00:10:20]

-You okay? -Yeah. -你还好吧？ -还行 [00:10:23]

-Yeah, you had a rough day. -Yeah. -今天很糟, 是吧？ -是啊 [00:10:26]

It's just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean, he's a doctor. 看到他那个样子很奇怪, 你知道吗？ 我是说, 他是个医生 [00:10:28]

You don't expect doctors to get sick. 医生怎么会得病的呢？ [00:10:32]

But we do. 但我们确实会得病 [00:10:35]

He's gonna be okay, Rach. 你知道, 他会好的, 瑞秋 [00:10:41]

I don't want him to wake up alone. I should go to the hospital. 哦, 我不想让他醒来一个人, 我得去医院 [00:10:48]

-What? No, no. Hey, hey, look. -What? -什么, 不, 等等 嘿, 你看, -什么 [00:10:51]

They gave him a lot of medication. 他服了很多镇静药 [00:10:53]

He wouldn't even know if you were there. 他甚至都不能知道你在不在那儿 [00:10:55]

We'll go see him first thing in the morning. 我们明天一早就去看他, 好吗？ [00:10:57]

-Really? I shouldn't feel guilty? -No.. God, hey. -真的, 我不去也没事儿？ -没事儿, 上帝 嘿 [00:10:59]

Rach, you've been an amazing daughter, okay? 瑞秋, 你是个好女儿, 知道吗？ [00:11:02]

-Right now you need to get some rest. -Okay, maybe you're right. -现在, 你需要好好休息一下 -好吧, 也许你说得对 [00:11:04]

Good night. 晚安 [00:11:09]

Wait, wait, wait. 等等 [00:11:12]

Would you stay here with me for a little while? 你能不能陪我呆一会儿？ [00:11:15]

-Sure. -Okay. -当然 -嗯 [00:11:19]

-Thank you for coming with me today. -Oh, of course. -谢谢你今天陪我来 -哦, 应该的 [00:11:22]

Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room. 瑞秋格林很高兴你在她屋里 [00:11:26]

Me too. Come here. 我也很高兴, 来 [00:11:30]

I just don't wanna be alone tonight. 我只是不想晚上一个人在这儿 [00:11:34]

Okay, well, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag or.. 好吧, 唔, 我可以找条睡袋什么的… [00:11:38]

No, Rach! 不行, 瑞秋！ [00:11:58]

I'm sorry, I just don't think this is a good idea. 抱歉, 我只是觉得这样不好 [00:12:00]

Well, we won't know that until we do it, will we? 我们不做怎么知道好不好, 对吧？ [00:12:05]

Look.. 不, 呃, 你看, 嗯… [00:12:08]

You are upset about your father, and you're feeling vulnerable.. 你为你父亲的事儿心烦, 你现在很脆弱 [00:12:10]

and I just don't feel it would be right. 而且我觉得这样不太好 [00:12:15]

I feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you. 我觉得这时候占你的便宜不太合适 [00:12:17]

What..? Taking advantage? I am giving you the advantage. Enjoy! 什么? 占便宜? 我在主动投怀送抱, 你尽兴好啦！ [00:12:20]

Look, I'm sure it would be great.. 是, 我肯定那会很棒, 但是… [00:12:25]

but I think one of us has to be thinking clearly. 我认为我们俩得有一个保持清醒 [00:12:27]

So I'm gonna go. 所以我要走了 [00:12:31]

Okay. 好吧 [00:12:38]

I'll see you in the morning. 明天早上见 [00:12:44]

I haven't had sex in four months. I should get a medal for that! 4个月没有性生活 我刚才的高姿态应该得块奖牌！ [00:12:49]

Thanks so much for taking me to all those places. I had a great time. 谢谢你们带我去了那么多地方 我玩得很高兴 [00:12:59]

I'm glad. Listen, I wanna apologize about Chandler, though. 哦, 我也很高兴 但是, 我得为钱德道歉 [00:13:02]

-I just did not see this coming. -New York is awesome! -我没想到他会这样 -纽约可真棒！ [00:13:05]

-What is with you? -I've been to these places before.. -你怎么回事儿？ -你知道吗, 我以前去过那些地方 [00:13:12]

but I've never really seen them. 但是我都没有好好看过风景 [00:13:15]

Yeah, you miss a lot when you're mooing. 没错, 你学牛叫的时候错过好多风景嘞 [00:13:17]

Let's go to a Broadway show. Cats! 我们去看百老汇音乐剧<猫>吧 [00:13:20]

I think we've done enough. 我觉得我们做的够多了 [00:13:24]

Honey, these are actors dressed like cats who sing like people. 亲爱的, 他们装扮的像猫, 却又像人一样唱歌 [00:13:25]

I mean, come on! 我是说, 去 [00:13:30]

-Thank you for showing me around. -Oh, it was our pleasure. -非常感谢你们带我观光 -哦, 我们很高兴陪你去 [00:13:33]

We're so much enjoying getting to know you. 我们也想跟你熟悉熟悉 [00:13:36]

Well, if there's anything else you wanna know.. 呃, 你们还有什么想了解的吗？ [00:13:39]

Okay. 哦, 呃, 好吧 [00:13:44]

Can we ask you some questions about the father? 你不会介意我问几个有关孩子父亲的问题吧？ [00:13:47]

Oh, sure. Yeah. 哦, 没关系 [00:13:49]

Well, he was my high-school boyfriend, captain of the football team, really cute. 呃, 他是我高中的男朋友 足球队长, 很可爱 [00:13:52]

-Got a scholarship and went to college. -That's great. -后来他得到奖学金, 上了大学 -那不错啊 [00:13:57]

Yeah, it's almost definitely him. 是啊, 差不多就是他了 [00:14:02]

How's that, now? 那怎么说？ [00:14:07]

Well, there's a chance it's another guy. 唔, 也有可能是另外一个人 [00:14:09]

I mean, I've only ever been with two guys.. 我是说, 我只跟两个人好过 [00:14:11]

but they sort of overlapped. 但是时间上有些重叠 [00:14:15]

So, what does the other guy do? 那么, 另一个人是干什么的 [00:14:18]

-Does he go to college too? -No, he's in prison. -他也上大学了吗？ -不, 他在蹲监狱 [00:14:20]

Was he falsely accused of something? 呃, 那他是被诬告的吧？ [00:14:26]

No. 不 [00:14:30]

He killed his father with a shovel. 他用铁铲杀了他爸爸 [00:14:32]

Other than that, he's a great guy. 但是除此之外他还是个不错的人 [00:14:36]

I'll bet his dad doesn't think so. 我猜他爸爸不这么想 [00:14:38]

-Are you awake? -Of course I'm awake. -你还没睡？ -我当然还没睡 [00:14:48]

Assume from now on that I'm always awake. 从今往后我是睡不着啦 [00:14:50]

All right, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy. 好啦, 我们也不知道就一定是他 我是说, 也可能是那个踢足球的 [00:14:54]

Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel killer. 亲爱的, 我们这对儿倒霉蛋 肯定是摊上那个铁铲杀手 [00:14:58]

Well, all right, let's say that it is him. 好了, 好了, 就算是他 [00:15:06]

Would we not want the baby? No. 我们就不要这孩子了？不 [00:15:08]

-Would we treat him any differently? -I'd keep an eye on him. -我们会对他另眼相待吗？ -我会一直提防着他的！ [00:15:10]

We have to find out who the father is. 我们一定得查出哪一个是孩子的父亲 [00:15:16]

-How? -I don't know. -怎么查？ -我不知道 [00:15:18]

-They have tests for these things, right? -Yes, but maybe we're just overreacting. -这种事儿可以测出来的, 对吧？ -是, 不过我们也许反应过度了 [00:15:20]

Easy for you to say. He's a father killer. 你说得当然轻巧, 他杀的是他爸爸 [00:15:25]

He probably loves his mommy. 他没准儿很爱他老妈 [00:15:29]

He's probably got a tattoo that says "Mom" on his shovel-wielding arm. 他没准儿在挥铲子的胳膊上刺着 "妈妈" 呢 [00:15:31]

We'll now count from one to five. 现在我们从一数到五: . . . . . [00:15:40]

-Good job. -Thank you. -"说得真好！" -谢谢 [00:15:53]

-Hey. -Hey, Joey. -嘿 -嘿, 乔伊 [00:15:57]

Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday, and I thought about it a lot. 听我说, 昨天的事儿我觉得不太好 [00:15:59]

No, I was too impatient. So let's try it again. 我想是我太没有耐心了 所以, 我们今天再试试 [00:16:03]

That's okay. I don't need your help. 不, 不用了 我不用你帮忙了 [00:16:06]

I worked on it myself, and I gotta say I am pretty good. 我可以自学而且我得说我学的还不错嘞 [00:16:08]

-Really, can I hear some of it? -Sure, sure. -真的？说几句给我听听 -当然可以 [00:16:12]

Okay. 好 [00:16:17]

See? 怎么样？ [00:16:26]

You, you're not.. 好吧, 你说的不是 [00:16:28]

You're not.. You're.. 你不是在…… [00:16:31]

Again, you're not speaking French! 我再次重申, 你说的不是法语！ [00:16:33]

Oh, well, I think I am. Yeah, and I think I'm definitely gonna get the part. 哦, 我觉着我说的是法语 而且我肯定能得到那个角色 [00:16:38]

How could you possibly think that? 你怎么会这么想的？ [00:16:42]

The guy on the tape said I was doing a good job! 至少, 磁带上的那家伙说我念得不错！ [00:16:44]

Hey, Rach, can you grab me a cup of coffee? 嗨, 瑞秋, 给我倒杯咖啡好吗？ [00:16:51]

Sure. 当然可以 [00:16:56]

You've been quiet all morning. Is everything okay? 你一早上话不多, 没事儿吧？ [00:16:59]

-You sure you're all right? -Yep. -你肯定没事？ -当然 [00:17:05]

Okay. 好. [00:17:08]

Well, I'm gonna go grab us some breakfast. 好吧, 嗯, 那我去吃点早饭 [00:17:10]

-FYI. -There it is. -有一件事… -得, 来啦 [00:17:12]

In the future.. 以后 [00:17:16]

when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex, just do it. 如果有女孩子需要点不理智的、 安慰性的性生活, 你就满足她好啦 [00:17:18]

Wait, wait, you're mad at me about last night? 等等, 你是因为昨晚的事儿生我的气？ [00:17:24]

-I was just trying to do the right thing. -Really? -我只是做了正确的决定 -真的？ [00:17:28]

If you had done the right thing.. 唔, 对我来说要是你做得对的话 [00:17:31]

I wouldn't have woken up feeling stupid and embarrassed. 我就不会一早起来感觉又愚蠢又尴尬 [00:17:33]

I would've woken up feeling comforted and satisfied. 我只会觉得舒适而满意 [00:17:36]

-Well.. -Oh, stop that! -唔… -哦, 得了吧！ [00:17:42]

I can't believe this. I was just being a good guy. 我不敢相信 你怎么… 我只是做了回好人 [00:17:45]

I treated you with respect and understanding. 我以尊重和同情之心待你 [00:17:48]

Oh, that is so hot. 啊, 那可真性感 [00:17:51]

Hey, I was looking out for you. 嘿, 我是在为你着想 [00:17:54]

Oh, really? Well, you know what? I am a big girl. 哦, 真的？罗斯, 你要知道 我不是个小丫头 [00:17:56]

I don't need someone telling me what is best for me. 我不需要有人告诉我什么对我来说最好 [00:17:58]

I gotta say, I've not had sex a lot of times before. This is the worst ever! 虽说以前我也经常没过成性生活 但这次是最糟糕的 [00:18:02]

Oh, really? Really? Well, it wasn't very good for me either. 哦, 真的, 真的？ 唔, 这对我来说也好不到哪儿去 [00:18:07]

Okay, you know..? Hey, hey, you know what? 哦, 你知道, 嘿 嘿！你说怎么着？ [00:18:10]

To avoid this little thing in the future.. 为了以后少惹这种麻烦 [00:18:13]

let's just say you and me? Never having sex again. 咱们就干脆说定, 以后不再一起睡觉了 [00:18:15]

-What? -That's right! Sex is off the table! -什么？ -对了, 性这个字以后免谈！ [00:18:18]

I am never having sex with you again! 我再也不会跟你睡觉啦 [00:18:20]

Dr. Green, are you feeling better? 格林医生, 你感觉好点儿了吗？ [00:18:30]

-Hey. How was lunch? -We had a good time. -嘿, 午饭怎么样？ -我们吃得不错 [00:18:35]

By the way, I wanted to ask you something. 对了, 我想求你一件事 [00:18:39]

It would really mean a lot to me if the baby was a boy.. 这对我来说很重要 如果是个男孩 [00:18:42]

that you name him after my father.. 你能不能让孩子 随我父亲的名字 [00:18:45]

Jiminy Billy Bob. 吉米.米利.巴伯 [00:18:48]

-Oh, really? -No! -哦, 真的？ -不！ [00:18:54]

You were right. That was fun. 你说的没错, 这真好玩 [00:18:57]

I'm gonna go finish packing. 我要去收拾东西了 [00:19:02]

-So is she gonna take the test? -No, she doesn't have to. -那么, 她愿意去做检测吗？ -不, 用不着了 [00:19:08]

-I found out who the father is. -Oh, God. -我知道谁是父亲 -哦, 上帝 [00:19:11]

-It's Shovely Joe, isn't it? -No, it's not. -是铁铲乔, 对吧？ -不, 不是的 [00:19:14]

How do you know? 你怎么知道的？ [00:19:17]

Erica didn't pay attention in sex ed class.. 唔, 看来艾瑞卡性教育课学得不好 [00:19:18]

because the things she did with that prison guy? 她跟蹲监狱的家伙做的事 [00:19:21]

It'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way. 不太可能让她怀孕 [00:19:23]

Oh, God, what was it? The thing we hardly ever do, or the thing we never do? 哦, 上帝 做的什么？ 是我们很少做的还是我们从没做过的？ [00:19:26]

The thing we never do. 我们从没做过的 [00:19:32]

Shovely Joe. 铁铲乔 [00:19:35]

-Whenever you're ready, Joey. -Right. -你准备好了就开始吧, 乔伊 -好的 [00:19:47]

-I'm sorry, what's going on? -Dude, come on, French it up. -对不起, 怎么回事儿？ -哥们儿, 来嘛, 说法语啦 [00:19:58]

Joey, do you speak French? 乔伊, 你会说法语吗？ [00:20:04]

That's not French. 那不是法语 [00:20:14]

Neither is that. 什么都不是 [00:20:20]

You know what? I think this audition is over. 我看这次面试就到此为止吧 [00:20:25]

Excuse me? 呃, 打扰一下 [00:20:29]

I am Regine Phalange. 呃, 我是Ugeon Phillogne（法国名字） [00:20:31]

I was passing by when I heard this man speaking.. 我刚路过, 听到这个人在说 [00:20:36]

the regional dialect of my French town of Estee Lauder. 我们法国小镇Estelloude的方言 [00:20:39]

You really think this man is speaking French? 你真的认为这个人在说法语？ [00:20:47]

Good job, little buddy. 干得不错, 小家伙 [00:21:19]

That was some really good French. 你的法语讲得很好 [00:21:25]

But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part. 但是我觉得还是其他人更适合这个角色 [00:21:27]

-All right, but my French was good? -It was great. -哦, 好吧 但是我的法语很好？ -非常好 [00:21:30]

See? 看到了吧 [00:21:34]

-Emma's down for the night. -Oh, good. -艾玛睡着了 -哦, 好的 [00:21:45]

-So I guess I'm gonna take off. -Okay. -那, 我看我该走了 -好的 [00:21:48]

Hey, listen, just before you go.. 嘿, 听我说, 你走之前, 我… [00:21:52]

I just wanna say thank you for coming with me. 我想再次谢谢你能陪我一起去看我爸 [00:21:55]

Oh, no problem. 哦, 没问题 [00:21:57]

And also, you know, I.. 还有, 你知道我… [00:22:00]

I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing.. 我在想你说的话, 呃, 你知道的, 关于性什么的… [00:22:02]

Probably not a great idea to go down that road again. 也许再重复一次确实不是个好主意 [00:22:07]

Thank you. I'm glad you agree. 谢谢, 我很高兴你也这么想 [00:22:11]

It's a shame, though. When we did it, it was pretty good. 这也有点可惜, 我是说, 我们做的时候感觉不错 [00:22:14]

Yeah. 对 [00:22:19]

Yeah, that's true. 对, 对, 那倒是真的 [00:22:20]

Hey, do you remember that one really great time? 嘿, 你还记得特别棒的那次？ [00:22:23]

-Oh, yeah! -You know? -哦, 记得 -你记得？ [00:22:26]

-It was Valentine's Day. -It was your birthday. -那天是情人节… -是你的生日… [00:22:28]

-Oh, yeah. -Oh, yeah. -哦, 对呀 -哦, 对呀 [00:22:32]

Well, I guess that's all in the past now. 唔, 我猜那都是陈年往事了 [00:22:38]

-Not even one more time. -Not even once. -以后不再干了 -一次也不 [00:22:47]

-No matter how much we want it. -Even if we want it.. -不管我们有多想要 -即使我们真的 [00:22:51]

-really bad. -That's what we decided. -真的很想要 -我们就这么说定的 [00:22:54]

Right. 没错 [00:22:57]

-It's kind of hard, though. You know? -Yeah. -但这有点难哦 -是啊 [00:23:02]

When two people have a connection, you know, that's.. 你知道, 当两个人之间有了一种联系 那… [00:23:05]

Just seems like.. 就好像 [00:23:10]

such a.. 好像是 [00:23:12]

waste. 浪费 [00:23:14]

I hate waste. 我不喜欢浪费 [00:23:19]

-Ross? -Yes? -罗斯 -嗯 [00:23:26]

Just so you know.. 就象你知道的 [00:23:28]

with us.. 我们之间 [00:23:31]

it's never off the table. 那事儿从来也没有免谈一说 [00:23:33]

Damn it, it's never off the table. 是啊, 从来也没免谈一说 [00:23:46]

-Okay, can you really tap-dance? -No. -好了, 你真的会跳踢踏舞吗？ -不会 [00:23:58]

It's off the resume. 从简历上去掉 [00:24:01]

-Archery? -No. -箭术？ -不会 [00:24:04]

-Horseback riding? -Would fall off a lot. -骑马？ -经常掉下来 [00:24:07]

You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds? 你能在10秒钟内喝掉一加仑(3.785升)牛奶？ [00:24:12]

That I can do. 这我能做到 [00:24:14]

Come on, you can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds? 得了吧, 你能在10秒钟内喝掉一加仑牛奶？ [00:24:16]

All right, watch me. 好吧, 我喝给你看 [00:24:20]

-Okay, you time me, ready? -Ready, go! -你掌握时间, 准备好了吗？ -预备, 开始！ [00:24:24]

You did it! 你成功了！ [00:24:59]