《Handy》歌词

歌曲： Handy

所属专辑：Mandatory Fun

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 02:56

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Handy (便利) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]

腾讯享有翻译作品的著作权[00:00:08]

First things first I'm a craftsman[00:00:08]

首先也是最重要的 我是名专业工匠[00:00:11]

Remodelling is my only passion[00:00:11]

旧物改造是我唯一的爱好[00:00:13]

And I'm the greatest in the business[00:00:13]

我可是这行业里的顶尖人才[00:00:14]

Want referrals yo[00:00:14]

你想要证明？[00:00:16]

My clientele will bear you witness[00:00:16]

我的客户就是最好的证明[00:00:18]

I can help when your door jamb sticks[00:00:18]

即便你的门框黏住不能动 我也搞得定[00:00:20]

There is nothing in the world I can't fix[00:00:20]

这世上就没有我修不了的东西[00:00:23]

I do tiles I do stone I do bricks[00:00:23]

什么瓷砖啊 地板砖啊 墙砖啊 我都能修[00:00:25]

Call me I'll come rushing over with my bag of tricks[00:00:25]

只需一通电话 身怀各种绝技的我立马现身[00:00:28]

Where you go when your disposal is rusted[00:00:28]

你的排污管都锈了 你还跑去哪儿[00:00:30]

Termite problem making you disgusted[00:00:30]

家有白蚁出没 你不恶心吗[00:00:33]

When your front window is busted[00:00:33]

当你前车窗破裂时 [00:00:35]

Just one man that's always trusted[00:00:35]

此刻 只有我才是可信的男人[00:00:37]

I'm so handy you already know[00:00:37]

我随叫随到 你早就知道[00:00:42]

I'll fix your plumbing when your toilets over flows[00:00:42]

你马桶漏水时 我会立即维修你的管道[00:00:47]

I'm so handy I'll bring you up to code[00:00:47]

随叫随到 当你洗碗机烫得快要爆炸时[00:00:52]

When your dishwasher's about to explode[00:00:52]

我会让它立马恢复正常[00:00:57]

Now you see that your furnace is needing some service[00:00:57]

你看到你的炉灶需要加固[00:01:00]

I'm fully bonded no need to be nervous[00:01:00]

我会帮你完全固定好 无需担心[00:01:02]

Perhaps you would like a new counter Formica[00:01:02]

或许你会想买个全新的福米卡灶台[00:01:05]

Maybe I'll hook up your dish washer combo dryer[00:01:05]

我可以帮你安装洗碟机 组装烘干机[00:01:07]

But all your pipes are antique[00:01:07]

但你家所有的管道都太旧了[00:01:08]

Your water pressure's too weak[00:01:08]

所以你家的水压不够[00:01:09]

You got an attic full of dry rot[00:01:09]

你家阁楼都烂了[00:01:11]

Because your roof sprung a leak[00:01:11]

因为你家的屋顶漏水[00:01:12]

Your fridge is starting to reek[00:01:12]

你的冰箱开始冒烟[00:01:13]

Your hardwood floors really squeak[00:01:13]

你的实木地板松动 咯吱咯吱响[00:01:14]

But don't you worry I'll just show you my amazing technique[00:01:14]

但请不用担心 请让我展现我惊人的技术[00:01:17]

Now let me glue that glue that and screw that screw that[00:01:17]

让我粘紧 粘紧那螺丝[00:01:20]

Any random chore you got well I can do that do that[00:01:20]

无论你有什么烦恼 我都能帮你解决[00:01:22]

Or maybe I'll just rewire your house for fun[00:01:22]

或许我只是为了好玩才给你家重装电线[00:01:24]

I got 99 problems but a switch ain't one[00:01:24]

我有很多的问题 但这小开关可难不倒我[00:01:27]

I'm so handy everyone said so[00:01:27]

我随叫随到 大家都这么说[00:01:32]

I'll grout your bathroom resurface your patio[00:01:32]

我会修补你的浴室 重铺你家庭院地板砖[00:01:37]

I'm so handy I'm the guy to know[00:01:37]

我随叫随到 你吸尘器坏了的时候[00:01:42]

When your leaf blower doesn't blow-oh-oh-oh[00:01:42]

我就是那个知道怎么修的人[00:01:47]

Patch the drywall clean your gutters and mow the lawn[00:01:47]

修补干板墙 清洗排污管 修剪草坪[00:01:52]

Make that phone call I'll install anything you want[00:01:52]

只需一通电话 我能帮你安装任何东西[00:01:57]

Yeah check my big staple gun my socket wrenches are second to none[00:01:57]

是啊 看看我的超大型号的钉枪 套筒扳手也是首屈一指的[00:02:02]

I won't quit 'til I'm done don't even care if I hammer my thumb[00:02:02]

我才不会半途而废 即便被锤子砸了我的拇指我也不会在意[00:02:13]

Still rocking my screwdriver[00:02:13]

仍会转动我的螺丝刀[00:02:15]

Got the whole world thinking I'm MacGuyver[00:02:15]

我要让整个世界都觉得我无所不能[00:02:18]

Your heating bills are shocking[00:02:18]

你的暖气费高的惊人[00:02:20]

I can solve that with some duct tape and some caulking[00:02:20]

只需一些胶带堵缝 就能帮你轻松搞定[00:02:23]

Your house is a disaster huh [00:02:23]

你家就是场大悲剧 [00:02:25]

Need a guy whose a master with the plaster huh [00:02:25]

需要一个修理大神帮你搞定[00:02:28]

Let me be your stripper[00:02:28]

让我来做你的脱料板[00:02:30]

Taking off lacquer no one does it quicker[00:02:30]

脱漆 没人能比我更快脱好[00:02:32]

I'm so handy you already know[00:02:32]

我随叫随到 你早就知道[00:02:37]

I'll beat all price quotes my hourly rates are low[00:02:37]

我价格实惠 每小时的要价真心便宜[00:02:42]

I'm so handy you should call this pro[00:02:42]

我随叫随到 你应该需要我这个专业人士[00:02:47]

I'm in the phone book and se habla Español[00:02:47]

电话簿有我联系方式 请说西语谢谢[00:02:52]