《High in Church(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： High in Church(Explicit)

所属专辑：High in Church (Explicit)

歌手： Trevor Moore

时长： 04:17

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High in Church - Trevor Moore[00:00:00]

I'm high in church[00:00:08]

I'm high in church[00:00:09]

Oh law forgive me[00:00:10]

This is the worst[00:00:12]

I'm high in church[00:00:13]

I'm high in church[00:00:15]

Oh god please help me[00:00:16]

This is the worst[00:00:18]

'Cuz he brought a bag of shrooms and pot[00:00:19]

And I'm new to this I'm just learnin'[00:00:22]

Got a little too high on accident[00:00:24]

Yeah that's right not on purpose[00:00:26]

Then mom busted in my room[00:00:28]

And said we have to go to midnight service[00:00:30]

We're in the minivan[00:00:31]

And my friends don't understand[00:00:32]

I'm freaking out here man[00:00:34]

Trying to remember who I am[00:00:36]

My mom is talking to me[00:00:37]

And that's just making it worse[00:00:39]

We walk into the lobby[00:00:40]

Oh shit I'm high in church[00:00:41]

I'm high in church[00:00:44]

I'm high in church[00:00:45]

Oh god please help me[00:00:46]

This is the worst[00:00:48]

I'm high in church[00:00:49]

I'm high in church[00:00:51]

I'm high as hell[00:00:52]

This is the worst[00:00:54]

Go and a pew[00:00:55]

I'm freaking out don't know what to do[00:00:56]

There's an old war vet snoring next to me[00:00:58]

And I think he's been here since world war 2[00:00:59]

I'm peaking here[00:01:01]

I'm wigging out[00:01:02]

They know I'm stoned[00:01:02]

There is no doubt[00:01:03]

Brian is reading the bible and laughing[00:01:04]

I plead for him to cut it out[00:01:05]

But he's giggling loud he starts to cry[00:01:07]

He's turning red I don't know why[00:01:08]

He's like a goddamn neon billboard saying[00:01:10]

Hey y'all we're super high[00:01:12]

I ask him what his problem is[00:01:13]

And what's making him laugh[00:01:14]

He points to a verse that says[00:01:16]

The lord opened up the mouth of an ass[00:01:17]

Oh my god that's super gross[00:01:19]

Why the hell is that in there[00:01:20]

My mom shushes both of us[00:01:22]

And people turn around and stare[00:01:23]

I take the book from brian[00:01:25]

The choir begins to sing[00:01:26]

It dawns on me that I've[00:01:28]

Never actually read this thing[00:01:29]

I opened up the pages[00:01:31]

And then start flipping through[00:01:32]

I find it calms me down[00:01:34]

And gives my mind something to do[00:01:35]

It says some beautiful[00:01:37]

Things about forgiveness and love[00:01:38]

'Til I get to the end when god comes back[00:01:40]

Wilds out and straight up f**ks earth up[00:01:42]

Holy shit did you know this[00:01:43]

Read this last part what the f**k[00:01:44]

Spoiler alert god comes back with dragons[00:01:46]

And murders everyone[00:01:47]

What happened to the lovey dovey[00:01:49]

Stuff from the other verse[00:01:51]

Oh shit man I can't handle this right now[00:01:52]

I'm high in church[00:01:54]

I'm high in church[00:01:56]

I'm high in church[00:01:57]

Oh god please help me[00:01:58]

This is the worst[00:02:00]

I'm high in church[00:02:01]

I'm high in church[00:02:03]

I'm high as hell[00:02:04]

This is the worst[00:02:06]

Need to get where no one can see[00:02:07]

So I excuse myself to take a pee[00:02:08]

But in the bathroom my old youth pastor[00:02:10]

Comes up and stands next to me[00:02:11]

Oh great he's probably gonna start[00:02:13]

Yapping about how my soul is eternal[00:02:14]

But instead he justs asks why my pants[00:02:16]

Are down at the urinal[00:02:17]

Oops umm sorry about that[00:02:19]

Nice to see you gotta go[00:02:20]

Oh my god I'm high as balls[00:02:22]

And there's no way he doesn't know[00:02:23]

Shit is getting out of hand[00:02:25]

I'm getting higher[00:02:26]

Need to make a plan[00:02:27]

Maybe tell mom I'm sick[00:02:28]

And try to get the keys to[00:02:29]

Sleep this off in the van[00:02:30]

I scoot back to my seat and[00:02:31]

Notice everyone has stopped singing[00:02:32]

The pastor asks if there is[00:02:34]

Anyone here who is visiting[00:02:35]

Mom gets excited raises her hand[00:02:37]

I tell her no but she makes me stand[00:02:38]

Pastor asks is I'm just here for christmas[00:02:40]

And I say I am[00:02:42]

The congregation turns around[00:02:43]

The pastor asks me how I've been[00:02:44]

And that's about when[00:02:46]

The goddamn shrooms decided it[00:02:47]

Was time to kick the f**k on in[00:02:47]

Wow how are you really done it now[00:02:49]

Holy shit what's going on[00:02:52]

What is that voice I'm freaking out[00:02:53]

This is satan and you've summoned[00:02:55]

Me to seal your doom[00:02:57]

Whoa hold up wait a minute[00:02:58]

I don't even think I believe in you[00:03:00]

I exist within subcounciousness down in your mind[00:03:01]

But you did drugs and went to church[00:03:04]

So now your soul is mine[00:03:06]

For all eternity you will[00:03:07]

Never escape my clutch[00:03:09]

Okay uh first of all I think[00:03:10]

That seems like a little much[00:03:12]

A joint and couple caps and stems[00:03:13]

Is that all that a soul is worth[00:03:15]

And god made everything I've done tonight[00:03:16]

All of it's from the earth[00:03:17]

The mushrooms and the pot yo he made it all[00:03:20]

The nitrous and the adderall[00:03:22]

Muscle relaxers maybe a little coke[00:03:26]

But if that damns me for etenity[00:03:28]

Then if you ask me the system's broke[00:03:29]

Then satan disappeared[00:03:31]

And shrieked a shrieking sound[00:03:32]

I sent him back to hell[00:03:34]

Because I f**king stood my ground[00:03:35]

The church stares at me[00:03:37]

Their eyes are open wide[00:03:39]

And the pastor asks if I'd stop[00:03:40]

Shouting and please go outside[00:03:41]

Uh sure sorry it's just that[00:03:44]

I'm high in church[00:03:49]

I'm high in church[00:03:50]

Whatever man[00:03:51]

I guess it could be worse[00:03:52]

I'm high in church[00:03:54]

That's what I am[00:03:55]

Sorry mom I guess[00:03:57]

I'll be outside in the van[00:03:58]

Whatever man[00:04:01]

I'm gonna be out listening to the radio[00:04:03]

Wake me up when you guys are done[00:04:07]