《I Lost on Jeopardy》歌词

歌曲： I Lost on Jeopardy

所属专辑：In 3-D

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 03:29

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I Lost On Jeopardy - "Weird Al" Yankovic[00:00:00]

Oh-oh-oh-oh[00:00:10]

I was there to match my intellect on national tv[00:00:19]

Against a plumber oh and an architect both with a Phd[00:00:27]

I was tense I was nervous I guess it just wasn't my night[00:00:35]

Art Fleming gave the answers[00:00:44]

Oh but I couldn't get the questions right -ight -ight[00:00:48]

I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh[00:00:52]

I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh[00:01:01]

Well I knew I was in trouble now[00:01:09]

My hope of winning sank[00:01:15]

Oh 'cause I got the Daily Double now[00:01:18]

And then my mind went blank[00:01:23]

I took Potpourri for one hundred[00:01:26]

And then my head started to spin[00:01:31]

Well I'm givin' up Don Pardo[00:01:35]

Just tell me now what I didn't win yeah yeah[00:01:40]

I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh[00:01:43]

I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh[00:01:52]

That's right Al[00:02:02]

You lost[00:02:03]

And let me tell you what you didn't win a twenty volume set of the[00:02:04]

Encyclopedia International a case of Turtle Wax[00:02:08]

And a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni the San Francisco Treat[00:02:11]

But that's not all[00:02:15]

You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people[00:02:16]

You brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come[00:02:20]

You don't get to come back tomorrow[00:02:25]

You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game[00:02:27]

You're a complete loser[00:02:30]

Don't know what I was thinkin' of[00:02:34]

I guess I just wasn't too bright[00:02:38]

Well I sure hope I do better[00:02:43]

Next weekend on The Price Is Right -ight -ight[00:02:47]

I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh[00:02:51]

I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh[00:03:00]

I lost on Jeopardy baby[00:03:08]