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《T.J. Miller》歌词


歌曲: T.J. Miller

所属专辑:The Extended Play

歌手: T.J. Miller

时长: 04:18

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T.J. Miller

TJ Miller TJ Miller TTTTT TJ Miller [00:00:00]

TJ Miller TJ Miller TTTTT TJ Miller [00:00:05]

TJ Miller TJ Miller TTTTT TJ Miller [00:00:10]

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TJ Miller TJ Miller TTTTT TJ Miller [00:00:21]

TJ Miller TJ Miller [00:00:26]

I'm like Pepsi [00:00:31]

I'm always second best like Melissa Etheridge [00:00:33]

I'm usually in a vest [00:00:35]

I'm like Home Depot [00:00:37]

If I can't flow [00:00:38]

There's Hispanics out front [00:00:39]

Ready to go [00:00:41]

I'm like Southwest [00:00:42]

You're free to move around [00:00:43]

But the only place I'm going is D-Town [00:00:45]

I'm like Mr Clean [00:00:47]

I appear out of nowhere [00:00:49]

Jeffrey Tambor downtown [00:00:50]

Subtle no hair [00:00:52]

I'm like FEMA [00:00:53]

I always come late [00:00:54]

I'm like Puerto Rico [00:00:55]

I'm not really a state [00:00:57]

I'm like Donald Duck [00:00:58]

You can't understand a word [00:01:00]

I'm dangerous and friendly to kids [00:01:01]

Call me Notorious BIG Bird [00:01:02]

I'm like Maury Povich [00:01:04]

I make a living off exploitation [00:01:05]

I'm like Cubans [00:01:07]

Sometimes I mix myself up with Haitians [00:01:08]

I'm like Sarah Palin [00:01:10]

I'm the scum of the Earth [00:01:11]

I'm like Jaden Smith [00:01:12]

I was set since birth [00:01:13]

I'm like my mom's friend [00:01:14]

Allison Galansky [00:01:16]

When I have dinner parties I don't invite me [00:01:17]

I'm like Dave Matthews [00:01:20]

My fans are all tools [00:01:21]

I'm like cricket you all [00:01:23]

I don't quite understand the rules [00:01:24]

I'm like an overweight advice columnist [00:01:26]

Hunter-director of photography [00:01:27]

I shot Dear Flabby [00:01:30]

TJ Miller TJ Miller(it was a documentary actually won Best Picture) [00:01:31]

TTTTT TJ Millerit(at Thundance and South By Northeast) [00:01:34]

TJ Miller TJ Miller(we submitted to Cannies but it didn't take) [00:01:36]

I'm like a claw-machine [00:01:41]

You usually don't win [00:01:43]

I'm like that all that's evil and not real [00:01:44]

You can call me sin [00:01:46]

I'm like a clown without makeup still kind of scary [00:01:47]

I'm like a Scrabble dictionary because I'm useless [00:01:51]

But with a great vocabulary [00:01:53]

I'm confusing [00:01:55]

Like when a girl named Mary gets married [00:01:56]

I'm like Gary Coleman [00:01:58]

It didn't end up so great [00:01:59]

I'm like pornography [00:02:00]

I use me to masturbate [00:02:02]

Flight attendant to you phone I'll get you turned off [00:02:03]

I'm like a creepy doctor [00:02:06]

Don't turn your head when you cough [00:02:07]

I'm like a butterface [00:02:08]

Because I have margarine on my face [00:02:10]

I'm like China in a bull shop I'm still out of place [00:02:11]

I'm like cryogenics [00:02:14]

No one really knows exactly what I am or if it extends one's own life [00:02:15]

It's probably just science fiction to help people [00:02:18]

Stave off their fear of mortality you know [00:02:20]

I'm like that [00:02:23]

I'm like Krevin Harbutton no one's ever heard of me [00:02:24]

I'm an annoying phenomenon [00:02:27]

I'm like Glee [00:02:29]

I'm like LA [00:02:30]

Because I take my time to crush your soul [00:02:31]

I'm like New York City [00:02:33]

I'm already full [00:02:34]

I'm like Richard Nixon [00:02:36]

Except I'm a crook [00:02:37]

Like a blind person with audiotapes [00:02:38]

I don't do it by the book [00:02:40]

I'm like King Kong [00:02:41]

Because I sweat a lot [00:02:42]

I mean nobody ever talks about it but he probably sweats a lot [00:02:43]

I'm like Q-tip [00:02:46]

I didn't make it f**king rhyme for real but your technically [00:02:47]

I'm not made of steel [00:02:50]

I'm mostly water [00:02:51]

I'm mostly water [00:02:54]

TJ Miller TJ Miller(just give bodies was nineteen two seven water) [00:02:57]

TTTTT TJ Millerit(at Thundance and South By Northeast) [00:03:00]

TJ Miller TJ Miller(I mean it's like entirely water) [00:03:03]

I'm like Cali Swag [00:03:08]

I'm a one hit wonder [00:03:09]

I'm like a cold hit without mass appeal [00:03:10]

I'm Six Feet Under [00:03:12]

I'm like glasses [00:03:13]

Since July I've been out of fashion [00:03:14]

I'm the cultural elite [00:03:16]

I'm the last intellectual bastion [00:03:17]

I'm like Elvis Presley because I stole that sh*t [00:03:19]

I'm like Charlie Parker [00:03:21]

Because I'm that bird sh*t [00:03:23]

Yo riffin's in my blood [00:03:24]

And it's not about to clot [00:03:25]

Improvise like the Sun [00:03:27]

All important and f**king hot [00:03:28]

I'm like a flasher in the cold [00:03:29]

I always wear two coats [00:03:31]

I'm like Angela Lansbury I wrote Murder She Wrote [00:03:32]

I'm like Mrs Doubtfire I like good in a wig [00:03:35]

I'm like that farmer from babe that'll do pig [00:03:37]

That that'll do pig that'll do pig [00:03:40]

That that'll do pig that'll do pig [00:03:43]

All boys all all all boys all boy boys [00:03:46]

TJ Miller TJ Miller(that that'll do) [00:03:51]

TTTTT TJ Miller(that that'll do pig) [00:03:54]

TJ Miller TJ Miller(that that that'll do all that) [00:03:57]

TTTTT TJ Miller(all boy boy all boy) [00:03:59]

TJ Miller TJ Miller(that'll do pig that'll do) [00:04:02]

TTTTT TJ Miller(that that'll do pig) [00:04:05]

All boy boys [00:04:06]

Boy people[00:04:15]