所属专辑:The Extended Play
歌手: T.J. Miller
时长: 04:18
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TJ Miller TJ Miller TTTTT TJ Miller [00:00:21]
TJ Miller TJ Miller [00:00:26]
I'm like Pepsi [00:00:31]
I'm always second best like Melissa Etheridge [00:00:33]
I'm usually in a vest [00:00:35]
I'm like Home Depot [00:00:37]
If I can't flow [00:00:38]
There's Hispanics out front [00:00:39]
Ready to go [00:00:41]
I'm like Southwest [00:00:42]
You're free to move around [00:00:43]
But the only place I'm going is D-Town [00:00:45]
I'm like Mr Clean [00:00:47]
I appear out of nowhere [00:00:49]
Jeffrey Tambor downtown [00:00:50]
Subtle no hair [00:00:52]
I'm like FEMA [00:00:53]
I always come late [00:00:54]
I'm like Puerto Rico [00:00:55]
I'm not really a state [00:00:57]
I'm like Donald Duck [00:00:58]
You can't understand a word [00:01:00]
I'm dangerous and friendly to kids [00:01:01]
Call me Notorious BIG Bird [00:01:02]
I'm like Maury Povich [00:01:04]
I make a living off exploitation [00:01:05]
I'm like Cubans [00:01:07]
Sometimes I mix myself up with Haitians [00:01:08]
I'm like Sarah Palin [00:01:10]
I'm the scum of the Earth [00:01:11]
I'm like Jaden Smith [00:01:12]
I was set since birth [00:01:13]
I'm like my mom's friend [00:01:14]
Allison Galansky [00:01:16]
When I have dinner parties I don't invite me [00:01:17]
I'm like Dave Matthews [00:01:20]
My fans are all tools [00:01:21]
I'm like cricket you all [00:01:23]
I don't quite understand the rules [00:01:24]
I'm like an overweight advice columnist [00:01:26]
Hunter-director of photography [00:01:27]
I shot Dear Flabby [00:01:30]
TJ Miller TJ Miller(it was a documentary actually won Best Picture) [00:01:31]
TTTTT TJ Millerit(at Thundance and South By Northeast) [00:01:34]
TJ Miller TJ Miller(we submitted to Cannies but it didn't take) [00:01:36]
I'm like a claw-machine [00:01:41]
You usually don't win [00:01:43]
I'm like that all that's evil and not real [00:01:44]
You can call me sin [00:01:46]
I'm like a clown without makeup still kind of scary [00:01:47]
I'm like a Scrabble dictionary because I'm useless [00:01:51]
But with a great vocabulary [00:01:53]
I'm confusing [00:01:55]
Like when a girl named Mary gets married [00:01:56]
I'm like Gary Coleman [00:01:58]
It didn't end up so great [00:01:59]
I'm like pornography [00:02:00]
I use me to masturbate [00:02:02]
Flight attendant to you phone I'll get you turned off [00:02:03]
I'm like a creepy doctor [00:02:06]
Don't turn your head when you cough [00:02:07]
I'm like a butterface [00:02:08]
Because I have margarine on my face [00:02:10]
I'm like China in a bull shop I'm still out of place [00:02:11]
I'm like cryogenics [00:02:14]
No one really knows exactly what I am or if it extends one's own life [00:02:15]
It's probably just science fiction to help people [00:02:18]
Stave off their fear of mortality you know [00:02:20]
I'm like that [00:02:23]
I'm like Krevin Harbutton no one's ever heard of me [00:02:24]
I'm an annoying phenomenon [00:02:27]
I'm like Glee [00:02:29]
I'm like LA [00:02:30]
Because I take my time to crush your soul [00:02:31]
I'm like New York City [00:02:33]
I'm already full [00:02:34]
I'm like Richard Nixon [00:02:36]
Except I'm a crook [00:02:37]
Like a blind person with audiotapes [00:02:38]
I don't do it by the book [00:02:40]
I'm like King Kong [00:02:41]
Because I sweat a lot [00:02:42]
I mean nobody ever talks about it but he probably sweats a lot [00:02:43]
I'm like Q-tip [00:02:46]
I didn't make it f**king rhyme for real but your technically [00:02:47]
I'm not made of steel [00:02:50]
I'm mostly water [00:02:51]
I'm mostly water [00:02:54]
TJ Miller TJ Miller(just give bodies was nineteen two seven water) [00:02:57]
TTTTT TJ Millerit(at Thundance and South By Northeast) [00:03:00]
TJ Miller TJ Miller(I mean it's like entirely water) [00:03:03]
I'm like Cali Swag [00:03:08]
I'm a one hit wonder [00:03:09]
I'm like a cold hit without mass appeal [00:03:10]
I'm Six Feet Under [00:03:12]
I'm like glasses [00:03:13]
Since July I've been out of fashion [00:03:14]
I'm the cultural elite [00:03:16]
I'm the last intellectual bastion [00:03:17]
I'm like Elvis Presley because I stole that sh*t [00:03:19]
I'm like Charlie Parker [00:03:21]
Because I'm that bird sh*t [00:03:23]
Yo riffin's in my blood [00:03:24]
And it's not about to clot [00:03:25]
Improvise like the Sun [00:03:27]
All important and f**king hot [00:03:28]
I'm like a flasher in the cold [00:03:29]
I always wear two coats [00:03:31]
I'm like Angela Lansbury I wrote Murder She Wrote [00:03:32]
I'm like Mrs Doubtfire I like good in a wig [00:03:35]
I'm like that farmer from babe that'll do pig [00:03:37]
That that'll do pig that'll do pig [00:03:40]
That that'll do pig that'll do pig [00:03:43]
All boys all all all boys all boy boys [00:03:46]
TJ Miller TJ Miller(that that'll do) [00:03:51]
TTTTT TJ Miller(that that'll do pig) [00:03:54]
TJ Miller TJ Miller(that that that'll do all that) [00:03:57]
TTTTT TJ Miller(all boy boy all boy) [00:03:59]
TJ Miller TJ Miller(that'll do pig that'll do) [00:04:02]
TTTTT TJ Miller(that that'll do pig) [00:04:05]
All boy boys [00:04:06]
Boy people[00:04:15]