《Left Brain， Right Brain》歌词

歌曲： Left Brain， Right Brain

所属专辑：what.

歌手： Bo Burnham

时长： 06:34

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Hello patient 24602[00:00:05]

I'm sorry- Hello how are-[00:00:07]

How are you feeling [00:00:09]

Um not great[00:00:10]

Has the treatment been working [00:00:11]

Uh I don't think so no[00:00:13]

What are your remaining symptoms [00:00:14]

I just-[00:00:16]

I internalize my feelings a lot [00:00:17]

I have trouble articulating how[00:00:18]

I'm feeling to other people [00:00:20]

I feel like I just-[00:00:21]

So basically you're still a little b**ch[00:00:22]

Yes very mature of you[00:00:23]

Disembodied voice way up there[00:00:25]

I was just joking ni**a[00:00:26]

All right you're not safe[00:00:29]

In Wisconsin you might f**k with that sh*t[00:00:30]

I'm not human I can say whatever I want[00:00:32]

Okay just let's get to the point [00:00:33]

What's wrong with me please Please [00:00:35]

Your emotions and your logic are at war [00:00:37]

OK[00:00:40]

Your creativity and your analysis are at war [00:00:40]

And most simply [00:00:44]

Your left and right brain are at war [00:00:45]

My left and my-[00:00:48]

To fix the problem we must[00:00:49]

Separate them from each other [00:00:50]

Sep-[00:00:52]

Splitting your neurological functions[00:00:53]

In 5 4 [00:00:55]

(Can we book an appointment or something )[00:00:57]

3 [00:00:58]

You just don't start counting[00:00:58]

Down to major medical procedures[00:00:59]

2 1[00:01:00]

This may hurt a bit[00:01:01]

(I don't even know what 'it' is)[00:01:02]

(Just tell me what you're-)[00:01:03]

Isolation complete[00:01:14]

This is Bo's left brain objective [00:01:18]

Logical cold analytical[00:01:20]

Aware of patterns aware of trends [00:01:23]

He's efficient and a prick[00:01:26]

This is Bo's right brain subjective [00:01:30]

Creative sensory[00:01:33]

Aware of feelings aware of people [00:01:35]

He's emotional and an idiot[00:01:38]

(That's your opinion-just careful with opinions)[00:01:41]

Okay boys play nice[00:01:43]

I am the left brain I am the left brain[00:01:47]

I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain[00:01:50]

You got a job you better do it right[00:01:53]

In the right way is with the left brains might[00:01:56]

I like oreos and p**sy yah [00:01:59]

(yes in that order)[00:02:03]

And I cried for at least an hour[00:02:04]

After watching Toy Story 3 (Woody )[00:02:06]

Cause I am the right brain [00:02:09]

I have feelings [00:02:12]

I'm a little all over the place[00:02:14]

But I'm lustful and trustful[00:02:16]

And I'm looking for somebody to love [00:02:18]

Or put my penis in[00:02:20]

Here comes a female here comes a female[00:02:21]

Puff your chest [00:02:24]

I'll take your phone out[00:02:25]

And check your email[00:02:26]

Or evolutionary purpose is to repopulate[00:02:27]

So gather data now and see[00:02:30]

If she's a possible mate[00:02:31]

Holy f**k I think she might be the one [00:02:33]

There's something about her [00:02:37]

I just can't describe it[00:02:40]

Tits[00:02:43]

I am the earth she is the glorious sun[00:02:44]

I want her to trust me and[00:02:48]

I just want her to- how do i[00:02:51]

Say this- sit on my face [00:02:53]

(Sit Sit on my face )[00:02:54]

Alright now right brain you're being insane[00:02:55]

No left brain I'm just being alive[00:02:58]

You should try it you might like it[00:03:02]

I worked hard to give him everything[00:03:07]

He cared about[00:03:08]

You were worried about the things[00:03:09]

That he was scared about[00:03:11]

I'm calm and collected when you act wild[00:03:12]

I am the adult you are child[00:03:15]

You think you're the right one every time[00:03:18]

You think you know everything[00:03:22]

But you don't know anything at all[00:03:25]

Half of his problems were supposed to be mine[00:03:30]

But you wanted everything [00:03:34]

I hope that you're happy 'cause he's sure not[00:03:36]

Well according to my calculations [00:03:42]

I'm sorry just let me run the numbers again [00:03:43]

You're a giant p**sy[00:03:45]

Really name calling Really [00:03:46]

You're gonna just do name calling [00:03:47]

I'm name calling names alright [00:03:48]

I'm just stating facts alright [00:03:49]

The fact is you're a quivering p**sy[00:03:50]

I'm the p**sy Really Well at least[00:03:51]

I don't play with toys still[00:03:53]

Rubik's cubes are not toys alright [00:03:54]

They keep my spacial rethink skills [00:03:55]

Sharp[00:03:57]

Left brain plays with toys Haha f**king [00:03:57]

Look at you Mr you're a toy player[00:03:59]

Well at least I did my f**king job [00:04:03]

All right I kept him working [00:04:04]

I kept him productive[00:04:06]

You were supposed to look after him[00:04:07]

You were supposed to keep him emotionally[00:04:09]

Stable for all this[00:04:10]

Now you're trying to blame me[00:04:12]

For how he's feeling how he's feeling [00:04:13]

If he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him[00:04:14]

You did this to him he hates you[00:04:17]

I know he does he f**king hates you [00:04:18]

Right brain look I'm sorry okay [00:04:30]

No you're not[00:04:34]

Look maybe there's something[00:04:45]

We could do together[00:04:47]

Together [00:04:52]

Take the best parts of both of us[00:04:54]

And put them together[00:04:57]

I'm listening[00:05:02]

It would let you let your feelings out [00:05:04]

It would let me analyze[00:05:07]

So you could man the themes;[00:05:09]

I'll man the form [00:05:11]

It's something that George Carlin did [00:05:14]

It's something Steve Martin did[00:05:17]

It's something special[00:05:19]

That we could both perform [00:05:20]

Do you know what it is [00:05:22]

Juggling we could juggle [00:05:25]

And juggle our cares away [00:05:26]

It was comedy you[00:05:35]

We could do comedy together [00:05:36]

(Initiate reassembly)[00:05:37]

All right right brain[00:05:38]

We're gonna do comedy together [00:05:39]

We gotta do comedy together[00:05:40]

All right left brain[00:05:41]

I'll do comedy with you[00:05:42]

Look we can fix him like this-[00:05:43]

We can make him happy again [00:05:44]

I promise all right[00:05:45]

5 [00:05:46]

Left brain[00:05:47]

Left brain[00:05:48]

I love you[00:05:48]

(2)[00:05:50]

I know[00:05:52]

(1 Experimentation complete)[00:05:52]

Thank you for much[00:05:55]

Left Brain Right Brain - Bo Burnham[00:06:25]