《CNR》歌词

歌曲： CNR

所属专辑：Alpocalypse

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 03:21

播放 下载lrc歌词 下载纯文本歌词

Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man[00:00:17]

查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利是个强人[00:00:19]

The kind of man you'd never disrespect[00:00:19]

你一定得尊敬他[00:00:22]

He stood 8 foot tall wore glasses[00:00:22]

他身长八英尺 戴着一副眼镜[00:00:24]

And he had a third nipple on the back of his neck[00:00:24]

脖子背后长着第三个点[00:00:28]

He ate his own weight in coal[00:00:28]

他每天吃相当于自重的煤块[00:00:30]

And excreted diamonds every day[00:00:30]

并每天会排泄出一堆钻石[00:00:34]

He could throw you down a flight of stairs[00:00:34]

他能把你扔下楼梯[00:00:36]

But you still would love him anyway[00:00:36]

但你无论如何还是会爱他的[00:00:39]

Yeah you know you'd love him anyway[00:00:39]

对啊 你也明白你还是会爱他的[00:00:53]

Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France[00:00:53]

查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利赢了环法自行车赛[00:00:55]

With two flat tires and a missin' chain[00:00:55]

只凭两只漏气的轮胎和一条消失的车链[00:00:58]

He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry[00:00:58]

他训练一条响尾蛇来洗熨衣服[00:01:01]

I'm tellin' you the man was insane[00:01:01]

我告诉你 这人简直是疯了[00:01:04]

He could rip out your beatin' heart[00:01:04]

他能掏出你正在跳动的心脏[00:01:06]

And show it to you right before you died[00:01:06]

再让你去世之前看上一眼[00:01:10]

Every day he'd make the host of Match Game[00:01:10]

每天 他会把竞猜节目的主持人[00:01:12]

Give him a piggyback ride[00:01:12]

当作大马骑[00:01:15]

Yeah a two-hour piggyback ride[00:01:15]

是啊 长达两小时的骑大马[00:01:17]

Giddyup Gene [00:01:17]

驾 吉恩[00:01:30]

Ninja warrior master of disguise[00:01:30]

忍者战士 你这伪装大师[00:01:32]

He could melt your brain with his laser beam eyes[00:01:32]

他能用他的镭射眼融化你的脑袋[00:01:35]

Oh yeah[00:01:35]

//[00:01:38]

Oh yeah[00:01:38]

//[00:01:41]

He had his very own line at the DMV[00:01:41]

他在机动车部门有专门通道[00:01:43]

He made sweet sweet love to a manatee[00:01:43]

他与一头海牛翻云覆雨[00:01:46]

Oh yeah[00:01:46]

//[00:01:49]

Oh yeah that was somethin' to see I tell ya[00:01:49]

还有一些事情 我告诉你[00:01:52]

Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings[00:01:52]

查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利卖了他的趾甲屑[00:01:54]

As a potent aphrodisiac[00:01:54]

把它当烈性药卖了出去[00:01:57]

He ran a four minute mile blindfolded[00:01:57]

他能蒙住眼在一分钟内跑完一英里[00:02:00]

With an engine block strapped to his back[00:02:00]

背上还绑着一台发动机组[00:02:03]

He could eat more frozen waffles[00:02:03]

他能吃更多的冷冻华夫饼[00:02:06]

Than any other man I know[00:02:06]

比我所知道的人吃得还多[00:02:09]

Once he fell off the Chrysler building[00:02:09]

有一次他从克莱斯勒大厦上摔下来[00:02:11]

And he barely even stubbed his toe[00:02:11]

然后他勉强伤着了他的脚趾头[00:02:14]

Had a tiny little scratch on his toe[00:02:14]

也就是轻微擦伤了他的脚趾头[00:02:17]

Didn't even hurt[00:02:17]

并不疼[00:02:29]

Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion[00:02:29]

查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利计算出了冷聚变[00:02:31]

But he never ever told a soul[00:02:31]

但他从未告诉任何人[00:02:34]

I've seen the man unhinge his jaw[00:02:34]

我曾看过一个人张开他的双颚[00:02:36]

And swallow a Volkswagen whole[00:02:36]

让他吞下了整个大众车[00:02:40]

He'd bash your face in with a shovel[00:02:40]

他会用铁锹砸你的脸[00:02:42]

If you didn't treat him like a star[00:02:42]

因为你没把他当大明星[00:02:45]

'Cause you can spit in the wind or tug on Superman's cape[00:02:45]

你可以啐一口或者扯掉超人的斗篷[00:02:48]

But Lord knows you just don't mess around with CNR[00:02:48]

但老天也知道你不该轻蔑CNR[00:02:56]

No no no[00:02:56]

不不不[00:03:01]

Talkin' bout CNR[00:03:01]

说说那个CNR[00:03:08]

Ohh[00:03:08]

//[00:03:13]