《Friends S05E15 The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey》歌词

歌曲： Friends S05E15 The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey

所属专辑：老友记

歌手： 英语广播

时长： 22:32

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Chandler! Chandler! 钱德！钱德 [00:00:02]

I saw what you were doing in the window! 钱德，我从窗户看见了 [00:00:08]

I saw what you're doing to my sister! Get out here! 我看见你在对我妹做什么了 你给我出来 [00:00:11]

Listen,we had a good run. 听着，我们玩得很开心 [00:00:15]

What was it? Four,five months? 总共4个月？5个月？ [00:00:17]

That's more than most people have in a lifetime. Goodbye. 比很多人一辈子加起来都久 再见，保重，再见了 [00:00:20]

-What are you doing? -I am going on the lam. 你干什么？ 我要落跑 [00:00:25]

Come on,Chandler. I can handle Ross. 过来，我应付得了罗斯 [00:00:28]

Hold on! 等一下 [00:00:32]

Hey,Ross. What's up,bro? 罗斯老哥，你好吗？ [00:00:36]

What the hell are you doing? 你干了什么好事？ [00:00:40]

What's going on? 发生什么事了？ [00:00:44]

I think Ross knows about me and Monica. 我想… 罗斯发现我和摩妮卡的事了 [00:00:46]

Dude,he's right there. 他人就在那里 [00:00:51]

I thought you were my best friend! This is my sister! 我以为你是我最好的朋友 这是我妹妹 [00:00:55]

My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this! 我最要好的朋友和我妹妹 我真不敢相信 [00:00:59]

We're not just messing around. I love her. 我们不是玩玩而已，我爱她 [00:01:02]

I'm in love with her. 我爱着她 [00:01:06]

I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. 抱歉让你这样发现 [00:01:09]

I'm sorry, but it's true. I love him too. 对不起，但是真的，我也爱他 [00:01:13]

My best friend and my sister! 我最要好的朋友和我妹妹 [00:01:23]

I cannot believe this! 我真不敢相信 [00:01:28]

You guys want to probably get some hugs in too. Big news! 你们也想抱抱吧？大消息喔 [00:01:33]

We've actually known for a while. 我们知道一阵子了 [00:01:38]

What? You guys knew? 什么？你们知道？ [00:01:44]

You all knew and you didn't tell me? 你们都知道，却没告诉我？ [00:01:47]

We were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react. 我们很担心你 不知道你会有什么反应 [00:01:49]

You were worried about me? 你们担心我？ [00:01:58]

You didn't know how I'd react? 不知道我会有什么反应？ [00:02:01]

Okay. All right. 好吧 [00:02:06]

Let's clear out of here and let these lovebirds get back to business. 我们要不要清个场 让这对小情人继续办事？ [00:02:09]

I'm just talking here. He's the one doing your sister. 我只是说说，上你妹妹的是他 [00:02:16]

The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey 本集播出：“情海生波” [00:02:23]

“中央咖啡馆” [00:02:58]

You know what I just realized? 你们猜我想到什么 [00:03:00]

If you guys have kids 要是你们生了小孩… [00:03:02]

We're having kids? 我们生小孩？ [00:03:04]

I call godfather! 教父是我的 [00:03:05]

You can't just call godfather. 哪能这样用说的 [00:03:08]

Shouldn't her brother be godfather? 你不觉得应该由她哥哥当吗？ [00:03:12]

Sure. If you cared enough to call it first. 当然，你有心就应该先喊 [00:03:15]

-You're a few steps ahead of us. -Big zero gravity moon steps. 你们想得太远了 十万八千里的远 [00:03:19]

I just thought of the greatest wedding gift. 我刚想到一样最棒的结婚礼物 [00:03:24]

I'll go in on that with you. I couldn't decide. 我跟你送，我什么都想不到 [00:03:27]

Hey,Katie. 凯蒂 [00:03:32]

This is Katie. 各位，这是凯蒂 [00:03:34]

You ready to go? 可以走了吗？ [00:03:35]

I'll run to the bathroom. 可以，我先上个厕所 往后走 [00:03:37]

Where's lunch? 我们午餐要吃什么？ [00:03:39]

I was thinking Chinese food. 我想吃中国菜 [00:03:40]

I love Chinese! 我最爱吃中国菜了 [00:03:42]

How did you know I love Chinese? 你怎么知道我爱吃中国菜？ [00:03:44]

She is so cute. 她真可爱， [00:03:50]

You could fit her in your pocket. 可以塞进口袋里 [00:03:52]

She could fit in that little pocket inside the pocket. 可以塞进口袋的小口袋里 [00:03:56]

I don't know. I like her a lot, and she's really nice,but.... 我不知道，我很喜欢她 她人很好，但是… [00:04:00]

But what? 但是怎样？ [00:04:05]

She keeps punching me. 她老爱打我 [00:04:08]

In the cute,little sweet way she just did? 用她刚才那种可爱的方式？ [00:04:12]

It's a lot harder than it looks. 力道比表面上大多了，好吗？ [00:04:15]

She's hurting me. 她把我打痛了 [00:04:19]

I know what you need. You need a bodyguard. 我知道了，你需要保镖 [00:04:21]

What is Ben doing after preschool? 罗斯，班下课之后有事吗？ [00:04:24]

Joey is having a problem. A little girl is beating him up. 别这样，乔伊有烦恼 他被个小女孩揍了 [00:04:29]

Joey,come here. 乔伊，过来 [00:04:35]

Honey,I know. This must be really difficult for you,and 我知道你一定非常难受… [00:04:36]

I'm sorry,am I hurting you? 抱歉，我握痛你了吗？ [00:04:40]

I brought you some housewarming gifts. 我带了乔迁之礼来 [00:04:53]

Salt, so your life always has flavor. 盐，让你的生活有味 [00:04:55]

Bread, so you never go hungry. 面包，让你永不饥饿 [00:04:59]

And a scented candle for the bathroom. 浴室用香精蜡烛 [00:05:02]

Because,well,you know. 你知道的 [00:05:05]

Thanks. Thanks. And thanks,I guess. 谢谢，谢谢…再次感谢 [00:05:08]

Welcome. I'm Steve Cera, president of the tenants' committee. 欢迎你搬进来 我是史提夫沙拉，管委会主席 [00:05:14]

Ross Geller. And this is my friend Phoebe. 你好，我是罗斯盖勒 这是我朋友菲比 [00:05:18]

Mr. President. 你好 主席先生 [00:05:21]

I came to talk to you about Howard. 我来跟你谈霍华的事 [00:05:25]

He is the handyman who's retiring next week. 霍华？ 他是这里的杂工，下星期退休 [00:05:28]

Everyone who lives here is kicking in $100 as a kind of a thank you. 这里的住户决定每人交1百元 感谢他多年来的辛劳 [00:05:31]

That's nice. 真有人情味 [00:05:36]

Yeah. So, do you want to give me a check? 是啊，所以你想开支票还是… [00:05:38]

Not now. You can slip it under my door. 你不必现在给我 你可以塞进我家门口 [00:05:43]

No,it's not that. 不是那样的 [00:05:46]

I just moved in. 我才刚搬来 [00:05:48]

Well,the guy's worked here for 25 years. 他在这里工作了25年 [00:05:52]

Yes,but I've lived here for 25 minutes. 但我才搬进来25分钟 [00:05:55]

Okay,I get it. 好，我懂了 [00:06:02]

Wait! Look, I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. 等等，我很抱歉 但我甚至没见过霍华 [00:06:04]

I mean, I don't know Howard. 我不认识霍华 [00:06:09]

Howard's the handyman. 霍华是杂务工人 [00:06:12]

Yes,but to me,he's just "man." 但对我来说他只是个人 [00:06:15]

Okay. Fine. Whatever. 好，随便 [00:06:20]

Welcome to the building. 欢迎你搬进来 [00:06:23]

Can you believe that guy? 真是有够扯的 [00:06:28]

I really like his glasses. 是啊，我很喜欢他的眼镜 [00:06:31]

So then President Steve told everyone I was a cheapskate... 史提夫主席逢人就说我吝啬 [00:06:38]

...and now the whole building hates me. 现在整栋楼的人都讨厌我 [00:06:42]

A little kid spit on my knee. 有小孩朝我的膝盖吐口水 [00:06:44]

And told me to wipe it off with my $100 bill. 还叫我用百元大钞去擦 [00:06:48]

You really should wipe it off with something. 你是该擦一下 [00:06:52]

You know what? 你们猜怎样？ [00:06:57]

I'll throw a party. For everyone in the building. 我要办一场派对 邀请整栋楼的人 [00:06:58]

And I'll sit them all down and explain that I am not a bad guy. 我要请他们坐下，告诉他们 我不是坏人 [00:07:02]

I am not a cheap guy. I'm just a guy... 不是吝啬 我只是个... [00:07:07]

...who stands up for what he believes in. ...坚持理念 [00:07:10]

A man with principles. 有原则的人 [00:07:13]

Sounds like a fun party. 听起来真好玩 [00:07:15]

If you want them to like you, why don't you just pay the $100? 罗斯，如果你希望邻居喜欢你 为什么不付钱算了？ [00:07:19]

The party will cost you more. 办一场派对更花钱 [00:07:23]

That doesn't matter! 那不重要 [00:07:25]

It's my principles! We're talking about my principles! 这是原则问题 重点是我的原则 [00:07:27]

I thought it was about your neighbors liking you. 好，我以为重点是讨邻居喜欢 [00:07:31]

They'll like me once they come to my awesome party. 等他们参加过我的派对 就会喜欢我了 [00:07:34]

I gotta get some nametags. 我得走了，我要去买名牌 [00:07:40]

And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law. 那个派对动物会是你的大舅子 [00:07:45]

Very funny. But don't say that to Monica. 真幽默，但别对着摩妮卡讲 [00:07:51]

Don't put any ideas in her head. 别让她有那些念头 [00:07:53]

You do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head? 钱德，你应该知道 她可能本来就有那种念头了 [00:07:56]

Why? 为什么？ [00:08:01]

Well,because she loves you and because you love her. 因为她爱你，你也爱她 [00:08:04]

Yeah,so? What's that supposed to mean? 那又怎样呢？ [00:08:08]

Don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know. 你不要被吓到 我只是在讲你知道的事 [00:08:11]

She left Richard because he didn't want to have babies. 她因理查不要小孩而跟他分手 [00:08:15]

And she is a woman. And she's almost 30. And, you know, it's Monica. 她是个女人，快30了 而且她是摩妮卡 [00:08:19]

I don't see it that way. I see two Monicas. 我不是那样看的 我看到两个摩妮卡 [00:08:24]

My friend who lives across the hall and wants a lot of babies. 朋友的摩妮卡住在对面 想生一大堆小孩 [00:08:27]

And the new Monica who I started to date. 另一个新的摩妮卡刚跟我交往 [00:08:31]

Now,who is to say what she wants? 谁晓得她想要什么？ [00:08:34]

I'm right. 我说得没错 [00:08:38]

Am I right? 我说得没错吧？ [00:08:40]

Oh,absolutely. 当然 [00:08:43]

I'm completely different from Richard. 而且情况完全不同 [00:08:45]

He's an eye doctor, and I don't wear glasses. 理查是眼科医生 我连眼镜都没戴 [00:08:47]

You're right. 你说得对 [00:08:53]

You're absolutely right. That makes everything different. 你说得一点也没错 情况确实完全不同 [00:08:54]

It's not different,is it? 一点也没有不同对吧？ [00:08:59]

Not unless different means "the same." 除非不同等于一样 [00:09:01]

You were so funny with that waiter. You're such a nut! 你跟那个服务生好逗喔 你真是个疯子 [00:09:05]

You know,bread-stick fangs are always funny. 扮吸血鬼本来就好笑 [00:09:15]

No,you make them funny. You're the funny one! 是你让它变好笑的，是你好笑 [00:09:18]

Look,Katie. Listen, we need to talk, okay? 凯蒂，我们得沟通一下 [00:09:24]

Look,I like you. I really do. I like you a lot. 我喜欢你，我真的很喜欢你 [00:09:28]

But sometimes when you playfully punch me like that... 但当你开玩笑打我 [00:09:33]

...it feels like I'm being hit with a very tiny but a very real bat! 感觉就像被一根很小 但很结实的球棒打到 [00:09:36]

Like I could hurt you. 我哪能把你打痛 [00:09:44]

Are you making fun of my size? 你在取笑我的身材吗？ [00:09:46]

Don't make fun of me because of my size! 不要取笑我的身材 [00:09:48]

Isn't this great? 这种感觉真好 [00:09:58]

Couldn't you just stay like this forever? 真想永远这样 [00:10:00]

Couldn't you just stay here forever? 钱德？你想不想永远这样？ [00:10:08]

Yeah, here, somewhere else. You know,wherever. 这样，那样，哪样都可以 [00:10:10]

Are you okay? 你还好吗？ [00:10:15]

I'm cool. 我很好 [00:10:17]

Casual. 很随性 [00:10:18]

What are you doing? 你在干什么？ [00:10:20]

Just hanging out. Having fun with the girl that I'm seeing casually. 只是随便混混玩玩 跟你随性的交往 [00:10:22]

Man,I knew it! I knew you'd do this. 我就知道，我就知道你会这样 [00:10:28]

What? 怎样？ [00:10:31]

Get all freaked out because everybody was joking about marriage! 被大家讨论和开玩笑的事吓到 [00:10:32]

Well,you do want all that stuff,right? 你的确想要那些事吧？ [00:10:36]

You know what I want? 你知道我想要什么？ [00:10:40]

Yes! You want babies! You have baby fever! 没错，你想要小孩 你有孩子狂 [00:10:41]

I do not have baby fever! 我才没有孩子狂 [00:10:46]

You're obsessed with babies and marriage... 拜托，你超迷恋小孩和婚姻 [00:10:48]

...and everything that's related to babies and marriage. 和一切跟小孩和婚姻有关的事 [00:10:51]

Why don't we turn the heat down on this pressure cooker! 我有个提议 让这个压力锅减压一下吧 [00:10:55]

Have you lost your mind? 你疯了吗？ [00:11:01]

This isn't about me. This is about you and your weird commitment crap! 这不是我的问题 是你不敢做出承诺 [00:11:03]

I know you. I know the thoughts that you have in your head. 少来，我暸解你 我知道你脑袋里在想什么 [00:11:07]

You don't know everything. 你并非什么都知道 [00:11:12]

Did you know I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? 你知道我今晚要跟瑞秋出去吗 [00:11:14]

And that the only baby here is you? 你知道最幼稚的是你吗？ [00:11:18]

Did you know I can't even look at you now? 你知道我连看都不想看你吗？ [00:11:20]

I did not know that. 那我倒是不知道 [00:11:26]

It'll be okay, right? She won't leave me. This is fixable. 不会有事吧？她不会离开我吧 这是可以解决的 [00:11:33]

-Yeah,sure. -Absolutely. 当然 [00:11:37]

By me? 我可以解决? [00:11:39]

Unless you make some big gesture. 除非你有大动作 [00:11:44]

Big,though. 要非常大 [00:11:47]

The missus! 女主角来了 [00:11:50]

Gunther, can I get a coffee? 阿甘，我要一杯咖啡 [00:11:53]

To go. 外带 [00:11:56]

I still don't want to talk to you. 我还不想跟你说话 [00:11:59]

Tell me how to make things right. 告诉我怎样弥补 [00:12:01]

That's what we do. 什么？ 我们都这样 [00:12:04]

I mess up,you tell me how to fix it and I do. 我做错事 你教我怎么补救，我补救完 [00:12:06]

And then you think I'm cute again. 你又觉得我很可爱 [00:12:09]

I'm really tired of being your relationship tutor. 我不想再当你的爱情指导了 [00:12:13]

Figure this out for yourself. 这次你得自己想，好吗？ [00:12:17]

If you're afraid of a real relationship... 如果你懒得好好经营感情 [00:12:20]

...then don't be in one. 就别谈感情 [00:12:22]

（欢迎） [00:12:36]

（罗斯） [00:12:49]

（盖勒博士） [00:12:54]

Howard! Howard! Howard! 霍华、霍华… [00:13:03]

菲比？菲比 [00:13:15]

Hi,Ross! 罗斯 [00:13:18]

What are you doing here? 你在干什么？ [00:13:21]

I thought this was your party, and it's a party for Howard. 我以为这是你的派对 结果是替霍华办的派对 [00:13:23]

He's the sweetest little man. 他真是个老可爱 [00:13:26]

See you,Phoebe. And thanks for chipping in. 菲比再见，谢谢你出钱 [00:13:30]

Oh,sure. 不客气 [00:13:33]

You chipped in? 你出了钱？ [00:13:35]

Yeah,$100. 对，1百块钱 [00:13:37]

I can't believe you gave him money. 你居然给他们钱 [00:13:39]

I thought you agreed it was unreasonable that they asked me for that money. 你不是也同意他们要我出钱 是很不合理的？ [00:13:42]

But they didn't ask me. 对，但他们没有要我出 [00:13:46]

I'm just the exotic,generous stranger. That's always fun to be. 当性感大方的陌生人最好玩了 [00:13:48]

But you're making me look bad. 但你让我很难看 [00:13:53]

No,I'm not! If anything, I'm making you look better. 谁说的，我是在帮你加分 [00:13:55]

They'll see you talking to me. I'm a hit. 他们会看见你在跟我说话 我又很红 [00:13:59]

Hey,Phoebe! 菲比 [00:14:03]

Hey,Ross. 罗斯， [00:14:05]

Maybe you two could switch apartments. 你们或许可以交换住处 [00:14:07]

Because Phoebe is more our kind of people. 菲比跟我们比较搭轧 [00:14:09]

Think about it. 你考虑一下 [00:14:12]

Okay,my bad. 是我不好 [00:14:17]

You look big. 哇，你看起来好壮 [00:14:35]

Thanks,I've been working out. 谢谢，最近有在练 [00:14:38]

Listen,is it obvious I'm wearing six sweaters? 看得出来我穿六件毛衣吗？ [00:14:40]

Yeah. But it's not obvious why. 看得出来，但看不出来为什么 [00:14:46]

I'm breaking up with Katie, so I put on some extra padding. 我要跟凯蒂分手 所以得多加几层护垫 [00:14:49]

If she hits me when she is happy, can you imagine how hard she'll hit... 她平常高兴就会打我 现在我要收回乔伊之爱 [00:14:53]

...when I take away the Joey love? 她岂不是打得更用力？ [00:14:57]

Oh,right. I forgot that you call it that. 我都忘记你的乔伊之爱了 [00:15:02]

Hey,cute jacket. 好可爱的外套 [00:15:10]

Thanks. 谢谢 [00:15:12]

-That's so sweet! -Ouch! 你真好 [00:15:13]

Did Joey tell you to say that? You guys are too much! 是乔伊要你叫的吗？ 你们真是够了 [00:15:20]

You know what? I gotta tell you... 你知道吗？说真的 [00:15:26]

...I think you're the one that is too much. 我觉得你才够了 [00:15:29]

Joey has the nicest friends. 乔伊的朋友真棒 [00:15:33]

And the nicest girlfriend. 女朋友更棒 [00:15:37]

You're so sweet! 你真好 [00:15:41]

You're so sweet! 你才好 [00:15:44]

She just kicked me. 乔伊，她踢我 [00:15:53]

Aren't you going to do something? 你不替我出头吗？ [00:16:00]

Do something or I'll walk out that door right now. 你最好替我出头 否则我现在就走人 [00:16:04]

Are you going to? 你要不要？ [00:16:09]

不要 [00:16:12]

Phoebe? 菲比 [00:16:27]

That's what I'm saying. 我就是这个意思 [00:16:28]

Phoebe? Phoebe? 菲比？菲比 [00:16:30]

This is a disaster. Can't I please just go? 这真是人间地狱 我走了好不好？ [00:16:33]

I'm talking you up to people. 不行，我正在帮你说好话 [00:16:36]

Give it some time, relax. Get something to eat. 再等一下下 放轻松，拿东西吃，好吗？ [00:16:38]

What did you tell them about me? 你跟他们说了什么？ [00:16:46]

I told them about you and Emily. Trying to get some sympathy. 我说了你和艾蜜莉的事 好争取同情心 [00:16:48]

But you came off as the bad guy. 但讲一讲你成了坏人 [00:16:51]

Yeah, I think I told it wrong. 我想我说的方式不对 [00:16:56]

We should talk about that because I don't understand what happened there. 我们应该先聊聊 我不太知道前因后果 [00:16:58]

This cake is really good! 这个蛋糕真好吃 [00:17:05]

Things are looking up. 看吧？情况已经在好转了 [00:17:08]

Oh,my God! Someone cut Howard's cake! 天哪，有人切了霍华的蛋糕 [00:17:09]

Who would do a thing like that? 谁会做这种低级的事？ [00:17:17]

3B. 3B [00:17:26]

You got your free food. You ruined everyone's fun. 你白吃白喝，扫了大家的兴 [00:17:29]

Isn't it time you went home? 是不是该回家了？ [00:17:32]

Yeah, get out! Now! 没错，快滚 [00:17:34]

Go back to 3B,3B. 回3B去，3B [00:17:36]

Everyone,calm down! I have something that I'd like to say. 大家安静一下，我有话要说 [00:17:40]

Who here likes Ross? 这里有谁喜欢罗斯？ [00:17:47]

Of course you don't like him. 你们当然不喜欢他 [00:17:53]

He didn't give you any money. 他不交钱 [00:17:55]

He raised his own hand when I asked, "Who likes Ross?" 我问有谁喜欢他，他自己举手 [00:17:57]

And he's wearing two nametags. 他还贴两个名牌 [00:18:01]

I'll be honest. When I first met Ross, I didn't like him at all. 老实说，刚开始我也不喜欢他 [00:18:06]

Once I got to know him, I saw that he is really sweet... 但暸解他之后 我就发现他很好... [00:18:13]

...and caring and very generous. ...很大方 [00:18:16]

All I'm saying is,don't judge Ross before you get to know him. 请不要还不暸解他就论断他 [00:18:20]

You know,I like all of you guys now. But when I first met you, you know? 我现在很喜欢你们 但是刚见面时 [00:18:24]

Kurt? I thought, abrasive drunk. 寇特，粗鲁的酒鬼 [00:18:29]

Lola? 萝拉 [00:18:34]

Mind-numbingly stupid. 笨得令人傻眼 [00:18:35]

You guys. Gold digger, cradle-robbing perv. 还有你们 淘金女，老牛吃嫩草的变态 [00:18:40]

So I think you all know what I mean. 你们懂我的意思吧 [00:18:45]

Obviously, I didn't think they would throw things. 我没想到他们会扔东西 [00:18:55]

I thought if I kept insulting them you'd defend them. 我想说我一直羞辱他们 你就会跳出来帮他们 [00:19:00]

Then you'd look like the hero. 你就可以变成英雄 对喔 [00:19:03]

See,I did not get that. 太深奥了 [00:19:08]

Where's Monica? I need to talk to her, it's urgent. 摩妮卡呢？我有急事找她 她在吗？ [00:19:15]

I'm Monica. 我就是摩妮卡 [00:19:18]

I need to talk to you. It's urgent. 我有急事要找你 好 [00:19:20]

I've been thinking... 我想了很多... [00:19:23]

...about us. A lot of "us" thinking. 我们的事… 你和我的事 [00:19:25]

I guess there's only one way to do this. 我猜只有一个办法 [00:19:30]

What are you doing? 你要干什么？ [00:19:38]

Don't do it. 摩妮卡… 拜托不要 [00:19:40]

Will you marry me? 你愿意嫁给我吗？ [00:19:42]

What a bad idea. 毁了 什么馊主意 [00:19:47]

I can't not look at it. 我不敢看 [00:19:50]

Why are you doing this? 钱德，你为什么要这样？ [00:19:54]

I don't know. 我不知道 [00:19:56]

But I know I'm not afraid to do this. 但是我知道我不怕 [00:19:58]

I'm doing this because I'm sorry? 钱德 因为我很抱歉？ [00:20:03]

Do you think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry? 你真的觉得结婚的最好理由 是因为你很抱歉？ [00:20:08]

The best reason is pregnancy. 不，最好的理由是奉子成婚 [00:20:12]

Sorry is fourth,behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. 抱歉大约排第四 在准备好了跟真的想结婚后面 [00:20:18]

Will you be my wife? 你愿意做我的妻子吗？ [00:20:23]

I want you to take a minute and think about how ridiculous this sounds. 钱德，你先静下来 想想这件事有多荒谬 [00:20:29]

I'm kind of wishing everyone wasn't here now. 我的确有点希望他们都不在 [00:20:37]

None of that came from me. 这些事都不是我扯出来的 [00:20:43]

I never said I wanted to have babies and get married! 我从来没说现在就想结婚生子 [00:20:45]

I was really confused. Then I talked to these guys. 但我真的很乱 后来又跟他们谈过 [00:20:48]

Who? Two divorces and Joey? 离婚两次的人和乔伊？ [00:20:52]

She's right,you know? 她说得对 [00:20:56]

Yeah,but still, cheap shot! 但这种奚落算什么？ [00:20:59]

You know when I said that I want you... 你知道吗？ [00:21:04]

...to deal with relationship stuff all on your own? 我不是要你自己想该怎么做? [00:21:07]

You're not ready. 你还做不到这一点 [00:21:11]

I didn't think I was! 我也这么认为 [00:21:12]

Oh,my God. 天哪 [00:21:19]

What would you have done if I had said yes? 要是我答应了呢？ [00:21:21]

I would've been happy because... 那我会很开心 [00:21:24]

...I would spend the rest of my life with the woman I love. 能跟心爱的人共度下半生 [00:21:26]

Or you would have seen a Chandler-shaped hole in that door. 又或者你会在那扇门上 看到我的人形洞 [00:21:31]

Will you pass that knife? 罗斯，请把刀子给我 [00:21:39]

No,I will not. 我才不要 [00:21:41]

You don't have to be mean about it. 你不必这么凶吧 [00:21:43]

You're right. I'm sorry. Will you marry me? 你说得对，对不起 嫁给我好吗？ [00:21:45]

I was going to ask you to marry me because I didn't say hello to you. 我正想向你求婚 因为我上星期忘了跟你打招呼 [00:21:52]

Or ask them to move in with you. But I'm not sure. Chandler? 那种情况应该只需要同居 但我也不确定，钱德？ [00:21:58]

How long is this going to go on? 好，我还要被笑多久？ [00:22:03]

I think the length of teasing... 那得看... [00:22:05]

...is directly related to how insane you were. So a long time. ...你做的事有多扯 所以…会很久 [00:22:07]

This is fun! 真好玩 [00:22:12]

Remember that "we were on a break" thing? 记得“我们分手了”风波吗？ [00:22:13]

I'm sorry. Will you marry me? 我很抱歉，嫁给我好吗？ [00:22:16]

That's not funny. 不好笑 冷死了 [00:22:23]