《It’s All About The Pentiums (An adaptation of ”It’s All About The Benjamins” by Puff Daddy)》歌词

歌曲： It’s All About The Pentiums (An adaptation of ”It’s All About The Benjamins” by Puff Daddy)

所属专辑：The Essential Weird Al Yankovic

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 03:35

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It's All About The Pentiums (An adaptation of "It's All About The Benjamins" by Puff Daddy) - Weird Al Yankovic[00:00:00]

Written by：Sean "Puffy" Combs/Notorious B.I.G./Sean Jacobs/Jason Phillips/David Styles/Kim Jones/Deric Angelettie/Linda Laurie/Teri Elinger/Al Yankovic[00:00:00]

It's all about the Pentiums baby[00:00:00]

Uhh uh huh yeah[00:00:05]

Uhh uh huh yeah[00:00:10]

It's all about the Pentiums baby uh[00:00:13]

It's all about the Pentiums baby[00:00:16]

It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby[00:00:17]

It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby[00:00:20]

Yeah[00:00:23]

What y'all wanna do[00:00:24]

Wanna be hackers code crackers slackers[00:00:25]

Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers[00:00:29]

9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard[00:00:32]

Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard[00:00:34]

Yeah payin' the bills with my mad programming skills[00:00:37]

Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills[00:00:40]

I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM[00:00:42]

I never feed trolls and I don't read spam[00:00:44]

Installed a T1 line in my house[00:00:47]

Always at my PC double clickin' on my mizouse[00:00:50]

Upgrade my system at least twice a day[00:00:52]

I'm strictly plug and play I ain't afraid of Y2K[00:00:55]

I'm down with Bill Gates I call him money for short[00:00:57]

I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support[00:01:00]

It's all about the Pentiums what[00:01:03]

You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen[00:01:05]

You've got white out all over your screen[00:01:08]

You think your Commodore 64 is really neato[00:01:10]

What kinda chip you got in there a Dorito[00:01:13]

You're usin' a 286 don't make me laugh[00:01:16]

Your Windows boots up in what a day and a half[00:01:19]

You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette[00:01:21]

You're the biggest joke on the Internet[00:01:25]

Your database is a disaster[00:01:27]

You're waxin' your modem tryin' to make it go faster[00:01:29]

Hey fella I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar[00:01:32]

Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar[00:01:35]

And postin' me too like some brain dead AOL er[00:01:37]

I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller[00:01:40]

You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller[00:01:42]

It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby[00:01:47]

It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby[00:01:49]

It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby[00:01:52]

It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby[00:01:54]

Now what y'all wanna do[00:01:58]

Wanna be hackers code crackers slackers[00:02:00]

Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers[00:02:04]

9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard[00:02:06]

Wanna run wit my crew hah[00:02:09]

Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do[00:02:11]

They call me the king of the spreadsheets[00:02:14]

Got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets[00:02:16]

My new computer's got the clocks it rocks[00:02:19]

But it was obsolete before I opened the box[00:02:21]

You say you've had your desktop for over a week uh ha[00:02:23]

Throw that junk away man it's an antique come on[00:02:27]

Your laptop is a month old well that's great[00:02:29]

If you could use a nice heavy paperweight[00:02:31]

My digital media is write protected[00:02:34]

Every file inspected no viruses detected[00:02:37]

I beta tested every operating system[00:02:40]

Gave props to some and others I dissed 'em[00:02:43]

While your computer's crashin' mine's multitaskin'[00:02:45]

It does all my work without me even askin'[00:02:48]

Got a flat screen monitor forty inches wide[00:02:51]

I believe that your says etch a sketch on the side[00:02:53]

In a 32 bit world you're a 2 bit user[00:02:56]

You've got your own newsgroup alt total loser[00:02:58]

Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax[00:03:01]

Where'd you get your CPU in a box of cracker Jacks[00:03:04]

Play me online well you know that I'll beat you[00:03:06]

If I ever meet you I'll control alt delete you[00:03:09]

What what what what what[00:03:12]

It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby[00:03:16]

It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby[00:03:19]

It's all about the Pentiums[00:03:21]

What y'all wanna do[00:03:23]

Wanna be hackers code crackers slackers[00:03:24]

Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers[00:03:28]

9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard[00:03:30]

What[00:03:33]