《WHAT’S FUNNY(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： WHAT’S FUNNY(Explicit)

所属专辑：Words Words Words

歌手： Bo Burnham

时长： 04:38

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WHAT'S FUNNY - Bo Burnham[00:00:00]

My show is a little bit silly and[00:00:30]

A little bit pretentious[00:00:33]

Like Shakespeare's willy or[00:00:35]

Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on [00:00:38]

It's also a little bit gay and a little offensive [00:00:46]

Like Thanksgiving Day or[00:00:51]

Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on [00:00:54]

So put your cell phones to vibrate [00:01:02]

And put your vibrators to cell phone mode [00:01:08]

Welcome to the show it goes a little bit like this [00:01:13]

JOKE [00:01:16]

Exactly [00:01:16]

Welcome to my flow it flows a little bit like this [00:01:17]

With a rap a dist and a [00:01:19]

Swift rap on the wrist a wrap and a kiss [00:01:21]

Like Hershey's wrapping a kiss shit [00:01:23]

I got a show that'll test ya kids [00:01:25]

Then ask one question and the question is [00:01:27]

Whats funny whats funny [00:01:28]

Whats funny whats funny [00:01:30]

Whats funny whats funny [00:01:31]

Whats funny whats funny [00:01:32]

Whats funny whats funny [00:01:38]

Whats funny whats funny [00:01:39]

Oh yeah[00:01:42]

Humor is often linked to shared experience [00:01:45]

Like a guy gets up an says [00:01:48]

"have you noticed that public restrooms[00:01:50]

Have really inefficient hand dryers [00:01:50]

Oh my god yes I have HA HA HA [00:01:52]

Really good point they should fix that [00:01:56]

Its good to know that somebody finally gets me [00:01:58]

Because my wife divorced me[00:02:01]

Which Sub-Consciously forced me [00:02:02]

To lose all sense of self [00:02:03]

So its nice to think about hand[00:02:05]

Dryers and not that cheating whore [00:02:06]

Because stand up comedy is actually pretty easy [00:02:09]

If your an asian comic just get up and say [00:02:13]

"My mothers got the weirdest f**king accent"[00:02:15]

Then just do a chinese accent [00:02:17]

Because everybody laughs at the chinese accent [00:02:19]

Because they privately thought[00:02:22]

That your people were laughable [00:02:23]

And now you've given them the[00:02:24]

Chance to express that in public [00:02:25]

If youre a musical comic [00:02:30]

Just give 'em a little weird voice inflection[00:02:32]

Then take a Viagra and slap 'em[00:02:34]

With a rock hard misdirection[00:02:37]

Whats funny whats funny [00:02:39]

Whats funny whats funny [00:02:40]

Whats funny whats funny [00:02:41]

Whats funny whats funny [00:02:43]

Whats funny whats funny [00:02:49]

Whats funny whats funny [00:02:50]

When the audience says [00:02:53]

When I was a baby maybe[00:02:55]

I laughed at people jiggling keys [00:02:56]

Now I'm older and bolder [00:02:59]

And just get mad 'cause i notice[00:03:00]

That the keys are to a hummer [00:03:01]

F**k my life I don't f**k my wife [00:03:03]

So f**k my wife and f**k my life [00:03:05]

And my son is gay but not sitcom gay [00:03:07]

Daughters a whore like another[00:03:09]

Girl who used to be her mother [00:03:11]

But the marriage made[00:03:12]

Her miss merry americana [00:03:13]

I wanna a teen without screaming prima-donna [00:03:14]

But the radical feminists made my wife a man [00:03:16]

If i die happy the situation will be[00:03:20]

Auto erotic-exfixiation [00:03:23]

I hate my life and it hates me back [00:03:25]

And my friend is black [00:03:28]

But I don't know what to call him [00:03:30]

So I just call him [00:03:32]

"What-up Jamaal" [00:03:35]

Even though his name is Steve [00:03:38]

I Hate my job I hate my life [00:03:40]

Hate my kids I hate my wife [00:03:41]

Jews would know I do it; Judas beat me to it [00:03:42]

I'm slowly slipping into a solopcystic coma [00:03:44]

And I masturbate because[00:03:47]

I'm the only one who's standards[00:03:48]

Are low enough to f**k me [00:03:50]

Whats funny whats funny [00:04:11]

Whats funny whats funny [00:04:13]

Whats funny whats funny [00:04:14]

Whats funny whats funny [00:04:15]

Whats funny whats funny [00:04:20]

Whats funny whats funny [00:04:22]

Hopefully this[00:04:27]