《The Night Santa Went Crazy》歌词

歌曲： The Night Santa Went Crazy

所属专辑：The Essential Weird Al Yankovic

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 04:01

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The Night Santa Went Crazy - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]

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Written by：Al Yankovic[00:00:01]

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Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys[00:00:16]

小精灵们在工厂里做玩具呢[00:00:20]

For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys[00:00:20]

送给非犹太族的乖女孩和非犹太族的乖男孩 [00:00:24]

When the boss busted in nearly scared them half to death[00:00:24]

当老板破门而入时 差点吓死他们[00:00:28]

Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath[00:00:28]

他手里握着来复枪 一身廉价威士忌的酒气[00:00:32]

From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo[00:00:32]

从头到脚绑满了弹药[00:00:36]

Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo[00:00:36]

就像醉酒加肥版的圣诞史泰龙[00:00:40]

And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye[00:00:40]

他一边笑着 一边眨了眨眼 说[00:00:44]

Merry Christmas to all[00:00:44]

大家圣诞快乐 [00:00:46]

Now you're all gonna die[00:00:46]

现在你们都去下地狱吧[00:00:48]

The night Santa went crazy[00:00:48]

那晚圣诞老人发疯了[00:00:52]

The night Saint Nick went insane[00:00:52]

那晚圣尼克失去理智了[00:00:56]

Realized he'd been getting a raw deal[00:00:56]

他意识到自己需要被公平地对待[00:01:00]

Something finally must have snapped in his brain[00:01:00]

他的脑子里一定有根弦突然断了[00:01:05]

Well the workshop is gone now he decided to bomb it[00:01:05]

现在工厂没了 他决定炸了它[00:01:09]

Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet[00:01:09]

你会发现到处都是丘比特和彗星的残肢[00:01:13]

And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage[00:01:13]

他把助手五花大绑 拿小精灵当成人质[00:01:16]

And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage[00:01:16]

他还把可怜的鲁道夫碾成了驯鹿香肠[00:01:21]

He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger[00:01:21]

他用一把老旧的鲁格尔手枪干掉了舞蹈家和欢跃者[00:01:25]

And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger[00:01:25]

他就像弗莱迪古格一样 腰斩了猛冲者[00:01:29]

And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen[00:01:29]

接着他拿起喷火器烤熟了闪电[00:01:33]

And he took a big bite and said It tastes just like chicken[00:01:33]

他还大嚼了一口 说 鸡肉味[00:01:37]

The night Santa went crazy[00:01:37]

那晚圣诞老人发疯了[00:01:41]

The night Kris Kringle went nuts[00:01:41]

那晚奇斯克林格发疯了[00:01:44]

Now you can hardly walk around the North Pole[00:01:44]

现在你要是在北极闲逛[00:01:49]

Without stepping in reindeer guts[00:01:49]

很难踩不到驯鹿的内脏[00:01:53]

There's the National Guard and the FBI[00:01:53]

这来了国家警卫队和美国联邦调查局[00:02:00]

There's a van from the Eyewitness News[00:02:00]

还来了一车的目击者新闻社的人[00:02:03]

And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky[00:02:03]

直升机不断在上空盘旋[00:02:07]

And the bullets are flyin' the body count's risin'[00:02:07]

子弹满天乱飞 死亡人数成倍增长[00:02:11]

And everyone's dyin' to know oh Santa why[00:02:11]

所有人都想知道 圣诞老人 为什么[00:02:18]

My my my my my my[00:02:18]

我无从得知[00:02:21]

You used to be such a jolly guy[00:02:21]

你从前是个多么愉快的家伙[00:02:32]

Yes Virginia Now Santa is dead[00:02:32]

没错 弗吉尼亚州 圣诞老人就在那逝去[00:02:36]

Some guy[00:02:36]

一些[00:02:36]

From the swat team blew a hole through his head[00:02:36]

来自特警队的人 在他的头上打了一个洞[00:02:40]

Yes little friend now that's his brains on the floor[00:02:40]

是的 小朋友 现在 在地上的残骸是他的脑子[00:02:44]

I guess they won't have the fat guy kicking around anymore[00:02:44]

我想他们不会再让那个胖子踢了[00:02:48]

But now there's no more presents for children's enjoyment[00:02:48]

但是现在没有更多的礼物给孩子们玩耍了[00:02:52]

And the Elves have to stand in the line and file for unemployment[00:02:52]

精灵们必须站在队伍里 为失业填写文件[00:02:56]

And they say Mrs. Clause she's on the phone every night[00:02:56]

他们说的克劳斯太太 每天晚上都在打电话[00:03:00]

With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights[00:03:00]

与她的律师谈判电影版权[00:03:03]

They're talkin' 'bout[00:03:03]

他们都在讲[00:03:04]

The night Santa went crazy[00:03:04]

那晚圣诞老人发疯了[00:03:08]

The night Saint Nicholas flipped[00:03:08]

圣尼古拉斯变脸了[00:03:12]

Broke his back for some milk and cookies[00:03:12]

为了点牛奶和饼干大打出手[00:03:16]

Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped[00:03:16]

在我看来他只是厌倦了被敲诈[00:03:19]

Wo oh the night Santa went crazy[00:03:19]

那晚圣诞老人发疯了[00:03:23]

The night Saint Nick went insane[00:03:23]

圣尼克失去理智了[00:03:27]

Realized he'd been getting a raw deal[00:03:27]

他意识到自己需要被公平地对待[00:03:31]

Something finally must have snapped in his brain[00:03:31]

他的脑子里一定有根弦突然断了[00:03:35]

Wo oh something finally must have snapped in his brain[00:03:35]

他的脑子里一定有根弦突然断了[00:03:39]

Tell ya something finally must have snapped in his brain[00:03:39]

跟你说 他的脑子里一定有根弦突然断了[00:03:44]