《Friends S01E15》歌词

歌曲： Friends S01E15

所属专辑：老友记

歌手： 英语之声

时长： 24:05

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Coffee. 咖啡 [00:00:02]

-Thank you. -Cappuccino. -谢谢 -卡布其诺 [00:00:04]

And a nice,hot cider for Monica. 摩妮卡的热苹果酒 [00:00:07]

Thank you. 谢谢 [00:00:10]

Rach,why does my cinnamon stick have an eraser? 瑞秋,为何我的肉桂棒上有橡皮擦? [00:00:13]

That's why. 这就是原因, [00:00:20]

Sorry. 对不起 [00:00:23]

The One With The Stoned Guy 六人行 第1季 第15集 大麻客 [00:00:27]

Chandler? 钱德 [00:01:21]

Miss Tedlock,you look lovely today. 泰洛克小姐,你今天真漂亮 [00:01:23]

That is a very flattering sleeve length on you. 我能说这件衣服真好看吗? [00:01:26]

Mr. Costilick would like you to stop by his office today. 科斯特.力克先生希望你在下班后 能到他办公室去 [00:01:32]

If it's about those prank memos, I wasn't involved. 如果他是为搞笑备忘录 不是我干的, [00:01:36]

Nothing at all. Really. 和我完全没有关系.真的. [00:01:40]

And frankly,those shenanigans have no place in an office environment. 弗兰克,办公室里没有地方容纳这些恶作剧. [00:01:45]

Hey,you guys! 各位, [00:01:57]

Chandler's coming and he has incredible news. 钱德说他有天大的好消息 [00:01:58]

So when he gets here, let's all act,like,you know 所以他来的时候我们就…… [00:02:01]

What's going on? 到底怎么了… [00:02:09]

So it's a typical day at work... 今天和平常没什么两样 [00:02:11]

...and Big Al tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor. 然后艾尔叫我到他办公室 说他要我当电脑处理的主管 [00:02:14]

-That is great! -Congratulations! -真是太好了 -恭喜... [00:02:19]

So I quit. 所以我就辞职不干了 [00:02:21]

Why? 为什么? [00:02:24]

Why? This was a temp job. 为什么?因为这只是暂时的工作 [00:02:26]

Chandler,you've been there for five years. 钱德,你已在公司五年了 [00:02:28]

I know,but if I took it,I'd be admitting that this is what I do. 我知道,但接受升职 不就承认这就是我的目的 [00:02:31]

That was Joey Tribbiani with the big picture. Dan? 那是有大照片的乔伊.丹? [00:02:41]

Was it more money? 这那不是能赚更多钱? [00:02:45]

Doesn't matter. I just don't want to be a guy who sits in his office... 我不在乎,我不想成为 坐在办公室到午夜 [00:02:46]

...worrying about the WENUS. 担心"WEENUS"的人 [00:02:51]

The "WENUS"? "WENUS"? [00:02:56]

Weekly estimated net usage system. It's a processing term. "每周估计净值使用系统" 这是电脑处理的术语 [00:02:57]

Oh,that WENUS. 哦，那个是"WENUS"啊 [00:03:02]

What will you do? 你有何打算? [00:03:05]

I don't know. But I won't figure it out working there. 我也不知道该怎么办 我只知道我不会再待在那儿工作了 [00:03:07]

I have something you can do! 我有一份你可以做的工作 [00:03:11]

I have this new massage client,Steve. 我的新按摩客户史蒂芬 [00:03:14]

Anyway,he's opening up a restaurant... 他开了一家餐厅 [00:03:18]

...and he's looking for a head chef. 他正在寻找总厨师 [00:03:21]

-Hi,there. -Hi. -你好 -你好. [00:03:26]

I know. You're a chef and I thought of you first. 我知道你是个厨师,而且我先想到你 [00:03:29]

But Chandler's the one who needs a job right now,so.... 但钱德目前没有工作所以... [00:03:33]

I just don't have a lot of chef-ing experience. 我没有太多厨师的经验 [00:03:38]

Unless it's an all-toast restaurant. 除非那是一家只卖土司的餐厅 [00:03:41]

What is he looking for? 他想要什么菜色? [00:03:45]

He wants to do something eclectic. 他想要菜色丰富多变 [00:03:47]

He's looking for someone who can create the entire menu. 因此他在找一个能创造出整个菜单的人 [00:03:50]

So,what do you think? 意下如何? [00:03:54]

Thanks. I just don't see myself in a big,white hat. 谢了.我大概没资格戴白色大帽吧(无法胜任) [00:03:58]

Oh,Monica! Guess what? 摩妮卡,考虑考虑? [00:04:04]

a perfect run-up and there he goes,a perfect.... 一个完美的积累,然后就自然而然出现了,完美的 [00:04:09]

Watch stuff like this... 看看这个 [00:04:13]

...and you realize why evolution is just a theory. 你就知道为什么变革仅仅是理论上的事情了. [00:04:15]

Can you see my nipples through this shirt? 你能透过衬衫看见我的乳头吗? [00:04:23]

No,but don't worry. I'm sure they're still there. 看不见,但别担心,它们还在 [00:04:28]

Where are you going? 你要上哪儿去,西装笔挺先生? [00:04:33]

I have an appointment with Dr. Robert Pilman,career counselor-a-go-go! 我和罗伯提曼博士有约,求职顾问阿哥哥 [00:04:34]

-I added the "a-go-go." -Career counselor? -阿哥哥是我加的 -求职顾问? [00:04:41]

You guys all know what you want to do. 你们都已找到人生的方向 [00:04:44]

You guys in the living room all know what you want to do. 在客厅里的各位 全都知道未来该怎么走 [00:04:49]

You have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream! 你们有目标,有梦想, 但我却没有梦想 [00:04:53]

The lesser-known "I Don't Have a Dream" speech. 少见的“我没有梦想”演说 [00:04:57]

"Brian's Song"! 布莱恩的歌 [00:05:05]

-The meeting went great? -So great! -见面的结果如何? -相当顺利 [00:05:10]

He showed me where the restaurant's gonna be. 他告诉我未来餐厅的位置 [00:05:13]

It's not too big or too small. It's just right. 就在第十街不太大也不太小, 大小适中 [00:05:16]

Was it formerly owned by a blond woman and some bears? 前任老板是金发女人和几只熊吗? [00:05:20]

I'm cooking for him Monday, kind of an audition. 周一我们要煮一餐让他品尝 有点像是面试 [00:05:24]

Phoebe,he wants you here. It's great. You can make yummy noises. 菲比,他也要你在场 这样对我有好处 因为你可以发出好吃的赞叹声 [00:05:28]

-What are you gonna make? -Yummy noises. -你打算做什么? -好吃的声音. [00:05:33]

-And Monica,what are you gonna make? -I don't know. It's gotta be great. 摩妮卡,你要做什么菜? 我也不知道,但一定会很棒的 [00:05:37]

I know what you can make! I know! 我知道你可以做什么了! [00:05:42]

You should make that thing with the stuff. 你应该用那些东西做这个. [00:05:45]

You know that thing with the stuff? 你知道用那些东西做的这个? [00:05:49]

Okay,I don't know. 好吧,我也不知道 [00:05:54]

Anyone know a good date place in the neighborhood? 各位,谁知道附近有约会的绝佳地点? [00:05:57]

How about Tony's? If you finish a 32-ounce steak,it's free. 东尼餐厅如何?吃下32盎斯的牛排就免费 [00:06:01]

Anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma? 谁知道和美洲豹约会,哪儿是好地点? [00:06:09]

-Who are you going out with? -ls this the bug lady? -你要和谁约会? -是昆虫女? [00:06:13]

"I love you,Ross." 我爱你,罗斯 [00:06:17]

Her name is Celia and she's insect curator at the museum. 她叫希莉亚,不是昆虫女 她是昆虫博物馆的主任 [00:06:21]

-What are you gonna do? -Go out to dinner... -你们打算如何共渡? -出去吃晚餐 [00:06:27]

...then bring her back to my place and introduce her to my monkey. 然后带她回我的住处 介绍我的猴子给她认识 [00:06:31]

And he's not speaking metaphorically. 他没用暗示 [00:06:37]

So back to your place? You thinking maybe.... 回你的住处?你想... [00:06:42]

I'm hoping.... 我希望… [00:06:52]

She'll take one look at his cute, little face and it'll seal the deal. 她看见它那毛绒绒可爱的小脸 然后一切就搞定 [00:06:58]

Celia,don't worry. He's not gonna hurt you! 希莉亚,别担心,它不会伤害你的 [00:07:05]

Soothing tones. 用安抚的语调 [00:07:09]

-Here,Marcel. -I can't stand this. -过来,马修 -我受不了了. [00:07:12]

-He's got his claws on my -Yeah,all right. -它的爪子在我的 -乖.. [00:07:16]

Okay,try this salmon mousse. 试试这鲑鱼慕斯 [00:07:27]

Good. 好吃 [00:07:31]

Is it better than the other salmon mousse? 比其他的鲑鱼慕斯好吃? [00:07:33]

-It's creamier. -Yeah? Well,is that better? -更滑更柔 -是吗?这样更好? [00:07:36]

I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish. 我不知道.我们在谈一条搅成泡沫的鱼 [00:07:40]

I'm just happy I'm keeping it down. 我能不吐出来就已经不错了 [00:07:44]

God,what happened to you? 天啊,你怎么了? [00:07:53]

...intelligence tests,personality tests,and what do I learn? 智力测验,个性测验,我了解了什么? [00:07:58]

"You're suited for data processing for a large multinational corporation." 你适合在大型跨国公司 资料处理部门方面发展 [00:08:03]

That's so great! You already know how to do that. 这太好了 因为你已知道该如何做 [00:08:09]

Can you believe it? 你们能相信吗? [00:08:13]

Don't I seem like I should be doing something cool? 我不像是做那种酷工作的人吗? [00:08:15]

I just always pictured myself doing something.... 我总是想像自己能做点事情 [00:08:18]

Something! 事情! [00:08:23]

Chandler,I know,I know. 钱德,我知道 [00:08:24]

Hey,you can see your nipples through this shirt. 嗨,你可以透过你的衬衫 看自己的乳头 [00:08:28]

Maybe this will cheer you up. 这个或许能让你开心点 [00:08:35]

I had a grape about five hours ago, so I better split this with you. 5小时前我吃了一颗葡萄 所以我最好该和你平分 [00:08:38]

It's supposed to be small. It's a pre-appetizer. 它本来就应该那么小 这是餐前开胃菜 [00:08:44]

The French call it an amuse-bouche. 法国人称它为“阿姆兹布许” [00:08:47]

Well,it is amusing. 这简直是太神奇了 [00:08:53]

Hi,Wendy. Yeah,8:00. 温蒂,对,八点 [00:09:03]

What did we say,$10 an hour? 我们不是说过吗?每小时十块 [00:09:07]

Okay,great. All right,I'll see you then. 很好,再见了 [00:09:10]

-$10 an hour for what? -A waitress from work is helping me. -什么每小时十块? -我请餐厅里的女服务生帮忙 [00:09:14]

Waitressing? 服务生? [00:09:19]

Of course I thought of you. But.... 当然我考虑过你.但... [00:09:24]

-But.... -But,but.... -但是… -但是什么? [00:09:28]

But it's just this night has to go just perfect,you know? 但是这今晚一定要做到完美,你知道吗? [00:09:32]

Wendy's more of a professional waitress. 温蒂的经验丰富,是个职业服务生 [00:09:37]

I don't mean to brag,but I waited tables at lnnsbruck in '76. 我不想自吹自擂 但我在76年的因斯布鲁克当过服务生 [00:09:52]

Took home a bronze. 带回家一块铜牌. [00:09:59]

Amuse-bouche? 阿姆兹-布许? [00:10:04]

Talk to me. 和我说话 [00:10:23]

A weird thing happened on the train this morning 早上我坐地铁时 发生了一件诡异的事 [00:10:29]

Talk dirty. 说猥亵的话 [00:10:33]

-Here? -Come on. Come on. -这里? -对. [00:10:39]

Say something hot. 说点火辣的 [00:10:43]

What? What? 什么?什么? [00:10:48]

Vulva. 外阴. [00:10:56]

Vulva? 外阴? [00:11:11]

I panicked,all right? She took me by surprise. 我当时好害怕,她吓了我一跳 [00:11:14]

But it wasn't a total loss. We ended up cuddling. 但并未完全失去自我.我们以爱抚收场 [00:11:19]

You cuddled? How many times? 爱抚?几次? [00:11:23]

Shut up. It was nice. 闭嘴,那种感觉好好 [00:11:27]

I don't think I'm a dirty-talking kind of guy. 我不是那种讲猥亵话的人 [00:11:30]

Just say what you wanna do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. 你只要说出你想对她如何 或是你想她对你如何 [00:11:33]

Or what other people might be doing to each other. 或是别人想对彼此如何 [00:11:38]

I'll tell you what. Try something on me. 这样吧,对我说吧 [00:11:41]

Please be kidding. 开什么玩笑 [00:11:47]

Why not? 有何不可, [00:11:51]

Just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now. 只要闭上眼睛告诉我 现在你想干什么 [00:11:53]

I'm in my apartment.... 好吧…我在我的住处 [00:12:04]

-Yeah,what else? -You're not there. -然后呢? -你不在那里. [00:12:07]

-We're not having this conversation. -All right,I'll start. Ready? -我们在进行这样的谈话 -好的,我要开始了,准备好了吗? [00:12:10]

Oh,Ross... 噢,罗斯 [00:12:16]

...you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now. 你让我欲火焚身, 我要你舔我 [00:12:20]

-Now you say something. -I really don't think so. -该你了 -我看还是算了吧 [00:12:29]

You like this woman,right? You wanna see her again,right? 你喜欢她吧?想再见到她吗? [00:12:33]

If you can't talk dirty to me, how will you talk dirty to her? 如果你无法对我说出狠亵的话 你如何对她说呢? [00:12:38]

Now tell me you wanna caress my butt! 说你想爱抚我的屁股 [00:12:42]

Okay,turn around. 好吧,转过去 [00:12:48]

I don't want you staring at me. 我不想你盯著我看 [00:12:51]

All right,I'm not looking. Go ahead. 好吧,我不看,说吧 [00:12:54]

Okay. Ok. [00:12:57]

...to feel your hot,soft skin with my lips. 用我的双唇感觉你那光滑的皮肤 [00:13:05]

There you go. IKeep going,keep going. 这就对了,继续 [00:13:10]

I want to take my tongue and 我要用我的舌头… [00:13:19]

Say it. 快说啊 [00:13:31]

Say it! 快说 [00:13:36]

run it all over your body... 舔遍你的全身 [00:13:38]

... until you're trembling with 直到你颤抖… [00:13:43]

With? 然后呢? [00:14:05]

-Funny story. -You're not gonna believe this. -真好笑 -你不会相信的 [00:14:08]

I was always rooting for you two kids to get together. 我一向赞成你们两个小子交往 [00:14:12]

-The trembling thing was nice. -Shut up! -颤抖那一段不错 -闭嘴! [00:14:19]

That guy from your old job called again. 你睡觉时老东家又打电话来 [00:14:22]

-Again? -And again and again and again. -又打来? -一遍又一遍. [00:14:26]

And again. 又打来了 [00:14:35]

Hey,Mr. Costilick. How's life on the 1 5th floor? 科先生,15楼的情况如何? [00:14:37]

Yeah,I miss you too. 我也想念你. [00:14:42]

It's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home. 对,偷家里的笔不够刺激 [00:14:44]

That's very generous. But this isn't about the money. 你真慷慨,但这不是钱的问题 [00:14:50]

I need more than a job. I need something I really care ab 我需要的不只是一份工作 我要的是我真正想要的 [00:14:54]

That's on top of the year-end bonus? 这是你稍早提过的年终红利之外的津贴? [00:14:59]

Your dream! 你的梦想… [00:15:02]

Look,Al,I'm not playing hardball here,okay? 艾尔,我不是在故意为难你 [00:15:04]

This is not a negotiation. This is a rejection! 这不是交涉,这叫拒绝 [00:15:07]

Stop saying numbers! 不,别再讲数字了 [00:15:13]

I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! 告诉你,你看错人了 [00:15:14]

I'll see you Monday! 星期一见 [00:15:18]

This is a cube! 这是一个格间! [00:15:39]

Look at this. 看这里. [00:15:42]

You have a window! 你有窗户! [00:15:47]

Yes,indeed-y. With a beautiful view of 没错,还有美丽的风… [00:15:50]

Look! That guy's peeing! 看,有人在小便 [00:15:53]

That's enough of the view. Check this out. 风景看够了,看这个 [00:15:57]

Okay,sit down here. 坐下 [00:16:01]

This is great. 这个最酷, [00:16:03]

-You ready? -Yeah. -准备好没? -好了 [00:16:06]

Helen,could you come in here? 海伦,能进来一下吗? [00:16:09]

Thank you,Helen. That'll be all. 谢谢你,海伦,没事了 [00:16:17]

Last time I do that. I promise. 最后一次了,我保证 [00:16:20]

-She doesn't seem very warm. -I know. She has no personality. -她看起来不怎么热情 -我知道.她没有个性. [00:16:28]

Wendy,don't do this to me. 温蒂,不要这样对我. [00:16:37]

We had a deal. Yeah,you promised. 我们约好的.你答应过我 [00:16:40]

-Who was that? -Wendy bailed. -那是谁? -叛徒温蒂 [00:16:51]

I have no waitress. 我没服务生了 [00:16:56]

That's too bad. Bye-bye. 真是太糟糕了.再见 [00:16:59]

Ten dollars an hour! Twelve dollars an hour! 一小时十元!一小时十二元! [00:17:04]

I wish I could,but I've made plans to walk around. 我希望可以 但我已经计划好去走走 [00:17:08]

When you ran out on your wedding, I was there. 你逃婚之后我一直关心你 [00:17:13]

I put a roof over your head! If that means nothing.... 我让你有地方住 如果这样对你仍毫无意义… [00:17:16]

Twenty dollars an hour. 一小时二十元 [00:17:21]

Done. 成交 [00:17:24]

Hello. Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat? 欢迎光临摩尼卡的厨房 我能拿你的外套吗? [00:17:32]

-Hi,Steve. -Hello,Monica. -史帝夫 -摩妮卡 [00:17:39]

Hello,greeter girl. 招待小姐 [00:17:41]

-This is Rachel. -Yeah,okay. -她叫瑞秋 -好的, [00:17:44]

I can't remember ever smelling such a delicious combination of 我早已忘记这种… [00:17:51]

Okay,smells. 香味 [00:17:55]

-It's a lovely apartment. -Thank you. Would you like a tour? -这房子真漂亮 -谢谢,想参观一下吗? [00:17:58]

I was just being polite, but all right. 我只是客套一下,但,好吧 [00:18:03]

-What's up? -ln the cab on the way over... -怎么了? -他坐计程车来时 [00:18:09]

...Steve blazed up a doobie. 燃了一根草 [00:18:12]

What? 什么? [00:18:16]

Smoked a joint,you know? Lit a bone. Weed,hemp,ganja 抽了一根大麻… 好了,我懂 [00:18:17]

I'm with you,Cheech. 我和你在一起,cheech. [00:18:23]

-Do you think he's gonna be cool? -ls it dry in here? -你认为他会冷静吗? -这里很干燥吗? [00:18:27]

Let me get you some wine. 我来为你倒杯酒 [00:18:34]

I think we're ready for our first course too. 我们可以上第一道菜了 [00:18:37]

These are rock shrimp ravioli in a cilantro ponzu sauce... 这些是石虾小方饺 [00:18:42]

...with just a touch of minced... 芫萎调味酱加上一点点… [00:18:47]

...ginger. 碎姜 [00:18:55]

Well,smack my ass and call me Judy! 打我屁股叫我朱蒂 [00:18:57]

-These are fantastic! -Gosh! I'm so glad you liked them. -真是太好吃了 -我真高兴你喜欢 [00:19:03]

Like them? I could eat 100 of them! 喜欢?我可以吃下上百个 [00:19:08]

That's all there is of these... 只有这一些 [00:19:13]

"Tartlets"? 馅饼... [00:19:19]

"Tartlets." 馅饼... [00:19:21]

"Tartlets." 馅饼... [00:19:24]

Word has lost all meaning. 文字都已失去意义 [00:19:27]

Excuse me. Can I help you with anything? 请问需要任何帮忙吗? [00:19:36]

You know,I don't know what I'm looking for. 你看,我也不知道自己在找什么 [00:19:39]

Cool! Taco shells! 酷,墨西哥馅饼 [00:19:58]

They're like a little corn envelope,you know? 这个就像是玉米卷 [00:20:02]

You know,if you just wait another 6 1 /2 minutes 再等6分钟半 [00:20:11]

Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this! 乾酪通心面!我们要做这个 [00:20:14]

-No,we don't. -Oh,okay. -不,我们不做 -哦,好吧. [00:20:22]

Sorry. 抱歉 [00:20:27]

Why don't you just have a seat here? 我们何不坐这儿 [00:20:32]

-Give me the gummy bears. -No. -小熊软糖给我 -不 [00:20:40]

-Give them to me. -We'll share. -把他给我 -好吧,分你一半 [00:20:46]

-No. Give me the bears. -You can't have any. -小熊给我 -你不能全部抢走 [00:20:49]

It's not worth it! 这样不值得! [00:20:52]

Bears overboard! They're drowning! 小熊落水了,他们快淹死了 [00:20:55]

Don't just stand there. Call 9-1 -1. 不要站在那里.打9-1-1. [00:20:59]

Hey,fellas,grab onto a Sugar-O! Save yourselves! 嗨,伙计们,抓住糖欧逃命啊! [00:21:03]

Help! Help,I'm drowning! 救命啊....我淹水了 [00:21:07]

-That's it! Dinner is over! -What! Why? -我受够了,晚餐结束 -什么?为什么? [00:21:12]

Why? What if I came into your office and I started...? 什么?试想一下我到你的办公室然后开始...? [00:21:16]

I can't think of an example. 我想不出一个合适的例子. [00:21:21]

I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this... 这机会我已等了七年 [00:21:23]

...and you can't wait 4 1 /2 minutes for a tartlet? 而你却等不了四分半钟之后 再吃洋葱馅饼 [00:21:27]

So I told him, "I'm sorry. That's how I feel." 所以我跟他说, "对不起.这就是我的感受." [00:21:39]

And he told me I harsh-ed his buzz. 他居然说我声音太刺耳搞得他耳朵嗡嗡叫 [00:21:42]

Then I said,"Don't eat that. It's a kitchen magnet." 然后我说,"别吃这个,这是厨房磁铁" [00:21:47]

And he didn't listen, so we left him in the emergency room. 结果他不听,我们只好把他留在急救室了. [00:21:52]

-Mon,I'm sorry. -What a tool. -摩尼卡,对不起 -真是个王八蛋 [00:21:57]

-You did the right thing. -You don't wanna work for that guy. -你做的很对 -你不会想为那种人工作的 [00:22:02]

I just thought that this was it. 我以为我的机会来了 [00:22:07]

-Don't worry. You're an amazing chef. -Those yummy noises? I wasn't faking. -不要担心.你是个了不起的厨师 -记得那些赞美的声音?我不是装的 [00:22:10]

Am I gonna get paid for the full three hours? 我能拿到全时三小时工资吗? [00:22:17]

Just a question. We'll talk about it later. 只是一个问题而已.我们以后再说. [00:22:20]

So,how did it go with Celia? 和希莉亚的状况如何? [00:22:28]

-I was unbelievable. -All right,Ross! -我简直是太神了 -干得好,罗斯! [00:22:31]

I was the James Michener of dirty talk. 我就像是詹姆斯密奇尼一样满口狠亵的话 [00:22:36]

It was the most elaborate filth ever heard. 天下最具巧思的猥亵话 [00:22:39]

I mean,there were characters, plot lines,themes,a motif. 有人物,剧情,主题 [00:22:42]

At one point,there were villagers. 其中一段的主角是村夫与村姑 [00:22:47]

And? 然后呢? [00:22:52]

By the time we finished all the dirty talk... 猥亵话讲完后已经很晚了 [00:22:54]

...it was late and we were exhausted 而且我们也已精疲力竭所以… [00:22:58]

-You cuddled. -Yeah,which was nice. -你们爱抚? -那种感觉好好 [00:23:01]

Do you guys want to try to catch a late movie? 你们想看晚场电影吗? [00:23:04]

-Shouldn't we wait for Chandler? -Where the hell is he? -或许吧,但我们不是该等钱德? -他到底跑哪儿去了? [00:23:08]

I know what time it is... 我知道现在几点 [00:23:12]

...but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy! 但我看着WENUS而且我相当不高兴 [00:23:14]

Let me tell you something. 真的?告诉你吧 [00:23:18]

You will care about it because I care about it. Got it? Good! 你会在乎是因为我在乎,明白了吗?很好! [00:23:20]

Sorry. How about over here? 不好意思,这边那? [00:23:42]

That means it's working. 这就说明有效果了. [00:23:45]

-Does this hurt? -No. -痛不痛? -不痛. [00:23:47]

There you go! 爽啦! [00:23:52]

I'm gonna throw up! 爽呆了!! [00:24:01]